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    NewYorkCynicAshley Feinberg
    12/02/15 9:56pm

    Is this statement so simple in its ignorance because Ben Carson is a simpleton, or because he is pandering to simpletons?

    I’m going with both.

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      Kaye Syrah SyrahNewYorkCynic
      12/02/15 10:04pm

      Yes.

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      jroberts548NewYorkCynic
      12/02/15 10:07pm

      It’s not any more simple than the rush to say this is or isn’t terrorism without knowing what the motivation was.

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    DailyTrixAshley Feinberg
    12/02/15 9:55pm

    Last week’s Planned Parenthood shooting was a “love crime”... because the shooter loves unborn babies so much.

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      Golden BallfieldDailyTrix
      12/02/15 10:13pm

      Ugh. I “hate” (“love”) you for that comment.

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      El GiganteDailyTrix
      12/02/15 10:23pm

      “Love crimes” are how people end up at Planned Parenthood in the first place.

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    nevsky123Ashley Feinberg
    12/02/15 9:57pm

    Neurosurgeons across America wince yet again.

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      Kaye Syrah Syrahnevsky123
      12/02/15 10:04pm

      Someone has really got to start a #notallneurosurgeons hashtag.

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      ThermoKingnevsky123
      12/02/15 10:13pm

      “So, what do you do for a living?”

      “Haha, I, uh.. oh God not again”

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    SpangarangAshley Feinberg
    12/02/15 9:57pm

    By that logic, voting for Ben Carson should be a hate crime against the US.

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      Brian Kelly'sUterusAshley Feinberg
      12/02/15 9:59pm

      This guy really neuters the phrase “It doesn’t take a brain surgeon”.

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        Don't drone me broBrian Kelly'sUterus
        12/02/15 10:25pm

        Quick: are there any rocket scientists with political aspirations, because fuck.

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        clickSuckaDon't drone me bro
        12/02/15 10:28pm

        Maybe some sort of science genius.

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      sbAshley Feinberg
      12/02/15 10:05pm

      Carson will *love* this headline tomorrow.

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        Gold Lionsb
        12/02/15 10:08pm

        I love this headline. Unabashedly.

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      Johnny ChundersAshley Feinberg
      12/02/15 10:01pm

      With clear thinking like that, I imagine that President Carson will be able to solve the ISIS riddle, lay the groundwork for a carbon-neutral economy, and enact sensible immigration reform all in the first year after taking office.

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        yankeegeekinscAshley Feinberg
        12/02/15 10:12pm

        I really can’t help but think that at some point he took a blow to the head and has a TBI..... Everyone mourned the loss of the once vibrant surgeon.... But no one will tell him he can’t live his dream, like a make-a-wish kid.

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          Beet Arthuryankeegeekinsc
          12/02/15 10:22pm

          Yes! I’ve been saying he suffers from brain damage for a while. Its sad really

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          jinniyankeegeekinsc
          12/03/15 1:15am

          On behalf of those of us with TBIs: please do not insult us.

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        magic beans talkAshley Feinberg
        12/02/15 9:58pm

        Can we replace 500 Days of Kristin with 500 Days of Carson?

        In all honesty it really would be less infuriating.

        Marginally less, but less.

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          Hellephantmagic beans talk
          12/02/15 10:04pm
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          ThermoKingHellephant
          12/02/15 10:18pm

          There she is yay!!

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        TheUnitedFunkAshley Feinberg
        12/02/15 9:58pm

        Just delightful. Thanks for some relief after a rough news day, Brother Ben.

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