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bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:58pm
Day 312:

Not sure if this is hyperbole or not, but I’m starting to think it would be better for me to eventually wind up in Canada. Or for a Cascadia secession to actually happen. But Canada’s cool with me. I’ve been to Vancouver, Victoria, Edmonton, and Toronto, and I like it all. They have Kinder Eggs and all-dressed Ruffles and Nanaimo bars and less gun violence and less Donald Trump and, even with its faults, I can’t help but wonder if it would be a better environment for me overall...

I’ve been gradually moving north since I was about 10 so maybe that’s also the end game of this.

Canada, will you accept me?

I'll make you shortbread.
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  LeftoverSpillsbloodlesscoup
  12/02/15 7:02pm
  Yes! Pre-acceptance confirmed! Also healthcare for all no matter your income! Oh and this!
  
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  bloodlesscoupLeftoverSpills
  12/02/15 7:19pm
  well our leaders have equivalent handsomeness now so that's nice except yours is probably a real feminist and ours wishes he could be more of a feminist
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benjaminalloverAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:06pm
everything is terrible
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  BurnedAtTheSteakbenjaminallover
  12/02/15 6:09pm
  I mean, the outfit’s not great, but hyperbole much?
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  Fred Garvin Male Prostitutebenjaminallover
  12/02/15 6:09pm
  Sad day today for sure!!!
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Data ChandlerAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:22pm
I’m sure lots of people will disagree with me on this, but I think this inane drivel is in poor taste right now. When will you guys at Gawker understand that you’re trying to have your cake and eat it too?

Either embrace being an entertaining online gossip rag, or go for serious and intrepid journalism. Trying to do both doesn’t work, and it can be particularly jarring, especially in cases like this. I visit Gawker because it’s usually on top of breaking news, as it is now. Lots of innocent people were killed in a grisly murder spree, and yet I find myself looking at that godforsaken face again on the front page.

14 people were murdered, Gawker is all over it, and yet you insist on posting this jaded cynical nonsense simultaneously. You could have at least waited, like, a few hours. Have some class, is what I’m saying.
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  Emerald D.V.Data Chandler
  12/02/15 6:26pm
  
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  Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Data Chandler
  12/02/15 6:27pm
  Nonsense. 500 Days of Kristin is a safe space. For a brief, fleeting moment, we retreat into its inner sanctum, and are calmed by Kristin’s neutral beige and grey tones. Suitably pacified, we can once again go out into the world and face the horrors that await us with renewed fortitude.
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Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
12/02/15 6:11pm
And now another installment of Maison del #spon.

Perhaps you’re wondering what the Cutler household does to prepare for a grueling day of hard work? Well wonder no more!

Kristin starts her day by taking a bath in a giant oat cup, as you do.

She can’t write without it!

Jay’s training regimen is... slightly more complicated.

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  TeenLaQueefahPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  12/02/15 6:19pm
  Phenomenal.
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  LetsgobowlingPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  12/02/15 6:19pm
  I WILL pre-order Bebit Stches and the Bangs of Secret, if only to see Jeffrey finally get his comeuppance.
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shizam1Allie Jones
12/02/15 6:14pm
Can we stop this? it’s terrible.
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  eXtofershizam1
  12/02/15 6:17pm
  
  GIF
  
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  jeffvanhungryshizam1
  12/02/15 6:17pm
  Let the Kristin soothe you
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lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:07pm

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  Beatrice_Swans_Busy_Beelysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
  12/02/15 6:13pm
  Someone laminate this and give it to me for Xmas with a laser pointer or, like, a pointy stick or whatever so I don’t need to use my words when I have feelings.
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  lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorBeatrice_Swans_Busy_Bee
  12/02/15 6:17pm
  today is a “green bay” day
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SquirrelumsToTheRescueAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:25pm
It is really stupid that you carry on about this nobody. Whatever they are paying you is not worth it when so many of us are too embarrassed to open gawker in public over this garbage.
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  jeffvanhungrySquirrelumsToTheRescue
  12/02/15 6:35pm
  Let the Kristin soothe you
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererSquirrelumsToTheRescue
  12/02/15 6:39pm
  I bet you embarrass yourself a lot in public.
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eXtoferAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:12pm
I assume she’s wearing that today then. :-(
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  Emerald D.V.eXtofer
  12/02/15 6:18pm
  The shirt’s too big now. Replace it with a smaller shirt and a babybjorn and you’re probably right.
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  eXtoferEmerald D.V.
  12/02/15 6:19pm
  she cut half of it off to wrap around lil’ saylor
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jeffvanhungryAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:15pm
I for one welcome our gal’s radiant smile on a day such as today.

Even in a sometimes terrible world, we still have Kristin.
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  SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificjeffvanhungry
  12/02/15 6:33pm
  Sunny day outfit!
  
  [edited because ayyy]
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  Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrific
  12/02/15 6:41pm
  NO, KRISTIN
  
  KRISTIN, NO
  
  Oh thank god that horrible... whatever she was wearing is gone.
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Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
12/02/15 6:16pm
She actually looks pretty cute and normal in that pic.
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