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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:14pm

    ‘I think so.’ And I asked why, and he just said, ‘Because she’s my sister.’

    OH sweet jesus, my horomones are not okay with this plus that damn baby holding video. for fucks sake.

    The more I read about her, the more I really, really like Sandra Bullock. She is a good, intelligent person.

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      quagmireKen Yadiggit, Adios
      12/02/15 3:23pm

      How old is he now? That is literally the cutest thing. What a good kid - how lucky of Laila that she has a brother like this.

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KKen Yadiggit, Adios
      12/02/15 3:35pm

      Low key crying rn.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:36pm
    • Kim and Kanye are starting their own clothing line. Kimzus? Yeezberly? Westian? Dash/West? Hot Garbage?

    Iman?

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      randilynisFINDILYNrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/02/15 3:37pm

      NO

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      FeralFrigidSlutrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/02/15 3:56pm

      K-Sleazy

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    wafflesfriendsworkBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:26pm

    Hot Take: Ethan Theroux is a terrible name because of the repeating th-sound. Try saying it fast!!

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes herewafflesfriendswork
      12/02/15 3:37pm

      I hear Eddie vedder singing it

      (even flow)

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      Sprochetewafflesfriendswork
      12/02/15 3:56pm

      And what if the poor child has a speech impediment and can’t pronounce his own name? Efan Ferrou.

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    agenttrembleBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:36pm

    Something I learned in Louis’s preschool was the saying ‘mamas always come back.’

    Excuse me but this is actually a song from Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, and it’s ‘grownups (gro-ooown-ups) come back’.

    [I just want all the hours of Daniel Tiger I’ve had to watch to mean something.]

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      chienfouagenttremble
      12/02/15 5:48pm

      That bothers me though. I mean, the little girl was in foster care, so obviously her birth mama did not come back.

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      agenttremblechienfou
      12/02/15 6:09pm

      Yeah it struck me as a bit...naive the first time I heard it, but I guess you can’t really say ‘grownups generally come back, sometimes they don’t, though, but if you’re lucky Sandra Bullock will adopt you’?

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    Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of usBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:31pm

    Could the tabloid writers get more creative for our homegirl Aniston? Like, “I’m adopting a sloth”, or “Justin and I have applied for a mission to Mars”, or some shit like that. This having a baby thing gets old after the gazillionth time.

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      Murry ChangTupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of us
      12/02/15 3:45pm

      Better yet, a mission to ‘Bwoono Maws’!

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      Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of usMurry Chang
      12/02/15 3:53pm

      Justin ain’t no match for the greatness that is Bwoono Maws!

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    geotekk aka "Caustic Soda"Bobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:34pm

    fucking “Grayson,” jesus christ... what a name

    “Oh, I named my kid something that sounds like ‘grease son’”

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      LadyGrinningSoulgeotekk aka "Caustic Soda"
      12/02/15 5:14pm

      Even worse: Grayson for a girl- Gracin. Or Mason for a girl- Macyn.

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      Extremely Biased Milk HotelLadyGrinningSoul
      12/02/15 5:40pm

      Grayson for a girl sounds like a name only an anti-vaxxer would choose.

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    bonnismournedinterruptedorgasmBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:33pm

    this is actually slightly too maniac for me

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      HecateBarTheDoorbonnismournedinterruptedorgasm
      12/02/15 3:52pm

      He’s a cute guy, but, yeah, I’m getting a Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman vibe.

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      murkydismalbonnismournedinterruptedorgasm
      12/02/15 5:00pm

      Those are the eyes of a man with an eight-ball up his nose.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:40pm

    she found out he’d been having “romantic rendezvous” with this Kuklis woman— Any relation?

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      Murray_PresentrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/02/15 4:36pm

      When I was little, I could never figure out who that 3rd character was because I was under the impression that the woman was KuklaFran and the round-headed guy was Ollie. (Also, my drunk uncle always thought that Tommy Leonetti was a trio.)

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      randilynisFINDILYNMurray_Present
      12/02/15 4:36pm

      tee hee hee.

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    jordanbakerBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:46pm

    “She likes names that are similar to Justin, so she’s either picked Preston, Ethan, or Grayson. She thinks they sound great with Theroux as a last name.”

    Jen. Jennnnnn? Pssst!

    Name your imaginary baby Aniston Theroux. It fulfills your imaginary requirement, works for an imaginary boy or an imaginary girl, and is super cool because you don’t have to have an imaginary conversation about whose last name your imaginary child should have.

    Barring that, name him after your father — Victor Kiriakis Theroux sounds like a guy who gets shit done.

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      quagmirejordanbaker
      12/02/15 6:25pm

      Shit, if my husband pisses me off bad enough in the next 6 months, I’m naming this baby Victor Kiriakis Theroux because that is a badass name.

      Also, John Aniston is a national treasure and Victor is my favorite character on Days, besides the little girl that played Ciara before they aged her up.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    12/02/15 3:33pm
    • Rihanna “treats her employees like family.”

    And her family like employees. jk. (that would be me)

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      wafflesfriendsworkrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/02/15 3:47pm

      I mean, my mother always says that that’s the reason you have children, to do housework

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      Kim Jong's Angstwafflesfriendswork
      12/02/15 3:49pm

      Chore wheels are the reason children were invented.

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