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    UnderYetOverJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:45pm

    Also, apparently it’s a female bear.

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      J.K. TrotterUnderYetOver
      12/01/15 5:51pm

      Do you have the full video...

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      Ding-DangBlogUnderYetOver
      12/01/15 5:54pm

      Drudge was right. That doesn’t look at all consensual.

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    festivusaziliJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:45pm

    Bear Rape Scoop

    What is the worst thing you can order at Coldstone?

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      EmotionalFriendfestivusazili
      12/01/15 5:47pm

      This won’t get nearly the praise it deserves. I laughed like hell though.

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      Cam/ronfestivusazili
      12/01/15 5:51pm
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    gramercypoliceJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:44pm

    If a monkey tries, and fails, to play ‘Die Fledermaus’ on the oboe, the question we should ask is not, “Hiw did this monkey fuck up ‘Die Fledermaus’ so badly?”

    No, the question we should ask is, “How did this monkey get an oboe?”

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      Cam/rongramercypolice
      12/01/15 5:50pm
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      I haven't slept in daysCam/ron
      12/01/15 5:52pm

      It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

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    Cam/ronJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:40pm

    The face of a truth-teller:

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      treacleCam/ron
      12/01/15 5:44pm

      Omggggg. I thought Drudge went out with the Bush era. I’m legit getting flashbacks of yuck. On the other hand, doesn’t he seem so much more reasonable than tea-bagger journalism? It’s almost reminiscent of the pre-Tea days, when we thought neoconservatism was as bad as conservatism could get. Almost quaint, in a way.

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      Cam/rontreacle
      12/01/15 5:49pm

      I believe it was Ann Coulter who declared he was the “new Hunter S. Thompson.” Drudge later said he never even heard of HST.

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    GregSamsaJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:44pm

    So you’re saying Drudge has egg on his face?

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      kate_smashGregSamsa
      12/01/15 5:46pm

      That ain't egg.

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      GregSamsakate_smash
      12/01/15 5:48pm

      Don’t be so sure.

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    dothedewJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 5:47pm

    What makes you think he fucked up? I will bet that Drudge traffic was insane today, in no small part bc of Leo getting raped by a bear (allegedly).

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      TheSingularitydothedew
      12/01/15 5:58pm

      Leo could have been that much closer to his coveted Oscar with that dramatic storyline.

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      dothedewTheSingularity
      12/01/15 6:01pm

      He’d be even closer if he just took a role that required him to gain or lose 300 pounds. Either that or a Holocaust movie. Or better yet, both.

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    lobstrJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 6:30pm

    One such individual, Brian Abrams of Death and Taxes Magazine,

    Lulz, I tripped with this very Brian Abrams on Coney Island during the 2007 Mermaid Parade. While there is no bear-raping in this story, our souls were raped by the rickety Cyclone coaster, and amid my pressure for him to write a feature Fyvush Finkel for Heeb Magazine, we encountered an almost-funnel cake hurl, a genuine pants-shitting from a woman being denied entry to the mens’ room, Connie Chung on the beach in a cocktail dress, and a partridge in a pear tree.

    It was all good times until a fortune-telling dreidel landed on gimmel or something equally as inexplicable, as fucka avoids me like the Jewish plague ... whatevz, lolz .. #hi-brian! :[]

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      Ned Freylobstr
      12/01/15 6:38pm

      genuine pants-shitting

      Genuine, you say? Are you sure it wasn’t an incredible work of CGI?

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    anonymousryanJ.K. Trotter
    12/01/15 6:03pm

    They say you see what you want to see, so now the question is why would Matt Drudge want to see someone fucked by a bear?

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      Wayward ApologyJ.K. Trotter
      12/01/15 5:42pm

      I’ve seen a bear before, it didn’t rape anyone.

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        HellephantWayward Apology
        12/01/15 5:52pm

        Bear witness!

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      ad infinitumJ.K. Trotter
      12/01/15 5:44pm

      This is a truly spectacular head.

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        ad infinitumad infinitum
        12/01/15 5:54pm

        Also, I expected this story to be about Scooter Libby. What is it with conservatives and bear rape?

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