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IAmNotADamnWriterGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:04pm

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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererIAmNotADamnWriter
  12/01/15 4:07pm
  This just made my day.
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  RoninjaIAmNotADamnWriter
  12/01/15 4:08pm
  “UNLIMITED POWER!”
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TopherGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:08pm
“Dear Donald Trump;

Due to your absence at our latest debate, we have donated 5 Million dollars to Planned Parenthood in your name.

Love,

CNN”
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  spidyredneckjediTopher
  12/01/15 4:13pm
  All the stars. All of them.
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  ToheroaTopher
  12/01/15 4:41pm
  It’s always 5 million dollars with him. 5 million dollars for Obama’s birth certificate, 5 million dollars for this, 5 million dollars for that. Why is 5 million dollars so particularly important to him?
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Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:03pm
CNN should say “Go ahead, don’t come, see if we care.” Then, if he doesn’t show, give the money with big note that reads “Fuck you, you human cheetoh lying sack of shit douchebag.” Or maybe that’s what I would say.
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  Justice Rains From My ButtDave
  12/01/15 4:05pm
  We all know CNN is too spineless and morally bankrupt to do this.
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  Tyrant BigglesDave
  12/01/15 4:10pm
  “Fuck you, you human cheetoh lying sack of shit douchebag.”
  
  *sigh*
  
  I was going to call Trump a nacho-cheese-powder-encrusted turd in this thread and you ruined it.
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IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:09pm
Well, Trumpitty-bump-bump, you, uh, could just make a $5 mil donation on your own, couldn’t you? I mean, you’re always braying about how successful and kickass you are, so I’m sure you’ve got it. Or is this some sort of deflection towards CNN? Kinda like they don’t care about vets if they don’t give you the money? Which is weird, because you’re some sort of real estate mogul-type, right? And yet you don’t go around building housing for vets, or pay for care for them, or, well, anything like that. But man, you got that ‘slogan on a hat’ thing down cold!
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  SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
  12/01/15 4:11pm
  Yeah, he’s worth “10 billion dollars!”
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  IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerSirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrific
  12/01/15 4:15pm
  
  I just don’t get how he manages to have all that money. Hell, he must spend a fucking fortune on skin orange-r. I mean, just look at this recent shot of him on the campaign trail:
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blameitonthecroutons goodbye tourGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:02pm
Well he’s officially hit all the bases for crazy uncle: now instead of your parents giving him money every once and a while, now he wants you to give him some. But don’t worry: I’m sure he won’t pay you back or thank you, and tell you how he makes all of his own damn money, thank you very much.
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  SlapHazzardJimmyFromOuttaTownblameitonthecroutons goodbye tour
  12/01/15 4:10pm
  I mean seriously holy shit what the fuck.
  
  We are talking about the next COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
  
  I don’t fucking love Hilary Clinton, but when I have to decide between her, or Biff from Back to The Future III, let’s be fucking honest here, she’s the only adult for miles to see.
  
  Ps.
  
  Look, Bernie fans, I love the guy, I really do. Trust me. You don’t want an old Jewish guy from the Northeast in the situation room.
  
  STAFF GENERAL: Mr. President, we have the shot, should we take it?
  
  (President Sanders overlooks his glasses at the screen)
  
  PRESIDENT SANDERS: Waht, waht, what am I looking at here? Is that a fruit stand? I don’t know it’s so blurry.
  
  STAFF GENERAL: SIR! We need to take the shot, the target is moving into a room where we cannot see him?
  
  PRESIDENT SANDERS: Now where shooting? What are we shooting, there is a fruit stand and some trees? Is that a dog or a small shed? Ah! Who knows!
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  kn0wn0thingSlapHazzardJimmyFromOuttaTown
  12/01/15 4:13pm
  I just read the entire exchange in Larry David’s voice. it was spot on.
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gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:15pm
He stole that idea from The Clash, who once signed up to play at a festival in California and then told Steve Wozniak, who was underwriting the festival, that they wouldn’t play unless he donated an extra $1 million to some charity. He did, they played, and they broke up and never played together in any recognizable form again. Maybe Trump will break up and never play his tired set-list for us, ever again, too!
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  Hexpiegramercypolice
  12/01/15 5:33pm
  Ahh the Clash, one of the most over-rated “punk” bands of all time, but great for sampling!
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  feloniousmaxHexpie
  12/01/15 5:54pm
  Cut the crap.
  
  The Clash were “the only band that matters.”
  
  Still my favorite band of all time.
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IAmNotADamnWriterGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:12pm
It runs in the family ...

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  GeorgeGeoffersonLivesIAmNotADamnWriter
  12/01/15 4:37pm
  And, Fred Son of Fred was also a peach. From his wiki page:
  
  On June 1, 1927, a New York Times article reported Fred Trump was arrested during a KKK brawl with Queens police. Fred Trump’s identity was linked through the Census. The brawl was reported to consist of over 1,000 klansmen and 100 police officers, with Fred Trump being one of the seven men arrested.
  
  And we’re suprised Donnie says racist shit why?
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  Cyber Mind GrrlIAmNotADamnWriter
  12/01/15 4:42pm
  Behind every great fortune is a crime.
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AdjraGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:20pm
I find Trump easier to understand when I remember that he is 69 years old. I know that is a mean thing to say about old people- and yes not all old people are racist pieces of crap. But, some of the weird shit that he says (not talking about the racist stuff, just the weird stuff) is slightly more excusable when I remember how old he is. I will say that few 69 year olds could pull off that hat, though
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  MWarnerMAdjra
  12/01/15 7:25pm
  My 91 year old grandmother has never said anything even half as crazy as some of the things Donald Trump has said in the last week alone.
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  CharitybAdjra
  12/01/15 8:21pm
  Here’s the thing — by all accounts, Trump has always behaved like this.
  
  (The ultra-right wing politics is new, but the bombastic and erratic personality has been part of his public image and his private life for decades.)
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RegretsalotGabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:15pm
“You have to tell me because I know what they’re going to say,” Trump said. “‘Trump is a chicken’ … One thing I’m not is chicken, OK?”

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  AyeAyeCapn LivesRegretsalot
  12/01/15 4:20pm
  So the question is, are we saying Trump is Marty in this analogy, or is he alternate-80’s Biff, with the pleasure palace?
  
  Or both simultaneously?
  
  Now I need a drink.
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  RegretsalotAyeAyeCapn Lives
  12/01/15 4:24pm
  Well...
  
  http://variety.com/2015/film/news…
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Jujymonkey3Gabrielle Bluestone
12/01/15 4:10pm
At first glance the way the flag is positioned makes it look like he’s wearing a giant dunce cap, which would be more appropriate than the hat he’s actually wearing.
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