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    YesAnotherAnnoyingBurnerAccountAgainKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:29am

    Will the War on Christmas never end?!

    /s

    But seriously, the guy around the block is screwed. He uses a gazillion lights.

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundYesAnotherAnnoyingBurnerAccountAgain
      12/01/15 12:58pm

      I love me some Christmas lights, but damn, some of the houses in my town ... it’s EVERY SURFACE. And then they have inflatables and animatronics as well. It’s BONKERS. At some point I’ll try to get a picture of the one where it is quite literally every available surface on the house, lawn, trees, and up to the fence line. They have to have a $1000 power bill in December.

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      Scotlover will be ScotpuffThe Otters Knew Alex Was Still Around
      12/01/15 1:14pm

      I had neighbors a few years back who had the inflatable thing going on in SPADES. Sadly, they had one that was *supposed* to look like a sock monkey, but looked positively bigoted. We called it The Vaguely Racist Christmas Monkey.

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    The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 12:48pm

    So this is where I post a picture of our resident hound helping me light my tree the other day, right? Yes.

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosThe Otters Knew Alex Was Still Around
      12/01/15 2:18pm

      It’s my rescue pup’s very first christmas and while she is rather enamoured with the stuffed penguins my mother put out on the couch. But we’re getting a tree this weekend and aren’t sure how she’ll react to all the sparkly danglies and lights. Fingers crossed we don’t have the great Christmas Tree Massacre of 2015 on our hands.

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundKen Yadiggit, Adios
      12/01/15 2:20pm

      This stuff has been invaluable with helping us make sure Bogart stays where he should, whether it’s staying in his own room at bedtime or keeping away from the tree. (My friend accomplished something similar with a tin can full of rocks for her kittykat.)

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    Bears for PresidentKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:24am

    Chanukah: Come for the so-so presents, stay for the immaculate wi-fi connection.

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      GELLA - LLAPBears for President
      12/01/15 11:29am

      and you get 8 gifts

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerGELLA - LLAP
      12/01/15 11:34am

      yeah but the gifts arent cool things like new bikes. they are socks or donations in your name

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    NomNom83Kelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:27am

    War on Christmas?

    This year, Christmas. Fights. Back.

    (An entire movie trailer for this just flashed in my head. I... may need help...)

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      chuckyNomNom83
      12/01/15 11:33am

      Just replace “trees” with “Christmas” in the script for The Happening.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoNomNom83
      12/01/15 11:35am

      This December. You’ll have to Ho Ho Hold Christmas back. Cause you’re about to get a mistleTOE kick right in the sparkly balls.

      Christmas Crusher 2.

      This gift, it’s personal.

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    fondue processKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:23am
    GIF
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      Mimiladyfondue process
      12/01/15 11:43am

      I could look at this gif all day, every day until Christmas

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      Claudettes dressingroomMimilady
      12/01/15 11:51am

      And the Song, the Song! The Mr. Grinch Song! (weeping for joy)

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    KendradicalKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:28am

    suffered “interference” from electronics including baby monitors

    The War on Christmasers might meet their match when the anti-abortion assrags see this and come screaming that it’s actually a war on babies.

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      KaraNextWeekKendradical
      12/01/15 12:30pm

      Nah the babies are already born so it doesn’t matter what happens now.

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      toscatiosiKendradical
      12/01/15 12:31pm

      Solution: Christmas-themed baby monitors. Your baby will appear to be sleeping in a manger.

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    GELLA - LLAPKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 11:29am

    does it actually means i have to talk to my family?????? ughhhhh

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      Snacky_OnassisGELLA - LLAP
      12/01/15 11:55am

      just increase your data plan now. (phew, that was a close one)

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    Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionKelly Faircloth
    12/01/15 1:42pm

    My Christmas light projector seems to have no ill effects. And it took 30 seconds to set up. My laziness has finally paid off.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonKelly Faircloth
      12/01/15 11:44am

      DECK THE HALLS WITH A FARADAY CAAAGE.

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        Claudettes dressingroomAnonymousCivilPerson
        12/01/15 11:55am

        Either you’re a physicist or (like me) you really loved Peter Bishop in Fringe. Joshua Jackson in sexy Faraday Cage -mmmmmmmm.

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        CoffeeandConversationAnonymousCivilPerson
        12/01/15 12:58pm

        Fa lalala, lala lala!

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      KlewlessKelly Faircloth
      12/01/15 1:50pm

      Oh HELL NO! I would be ripping down some neighborhood lights. DON’T MESS WITH MY WIFI DAMMIT

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