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    SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:09pm
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      Jamie Lynn's PeersSirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrific
      11/30/15 5:11pm

      I would have loved to see this & liked it in my twitter feed, but Emerald Duv has recently blocked me (along with the Tater).

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/30/15 5:12pm

      FUCKING SOLIDARITY!

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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:05pm

    Would someone who doesn't LOVE to cook carry about such a huge heavy box of kitchen utensils? I think not.

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      Letsgobowlinga seahorse
      11/30/15 5:10pm

      Lots of people LOVE to do things they're not good at.

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      Kaidoga seahorse
      11/30/15 5:13pm

      Well, she spelled ‘utensils’ right.

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    Missypoo50Allie Jones
    11/30/15 5:08pm

    Winners don't eat cashews.

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      unlockedMissypoo50
      11/30/15 5:10pm

      They eat bacon.

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      Krill Baby Krillunlocked
      11/30/15 5:17pm

      But not butternut squash.

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    20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:17pm

    You are just embarrassing yourself and this great site with this stupid themed article that has gone on wayyy too long. Im sorry but someone has to tell you for your own good. Just stop.

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      SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrific20 Shades of Grey including Porpoise
      11/30/15 5:19pm

      You’re just jealous, Heidi.

      GIF
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      melliem20 Shades of Grey including Porpoise
      11/30/15 5:23pm

      You don’t sound very sorry, you can take your fake apologies and shove them right up your ass.

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    ninjaginAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:14pm

    It is a very stark and lovely cold day in the MHC today. The drive to the office was hellishly slow, but also very safe and cautious, given the snowy roads. I’m still in amazement over the result in the Pats-Broncos game. I woke up and wondered if I dreamed it, but it really did happen! The kind people in my office mail-room delivered the replacement mixing paddle for my Oster bread maker. I’m not such a fan of the loaves that get baked in it (preferring my own, smaller pans), but that friggin’ little paddle is indispensable. They color it this battleship-gray color that just blends in with every other thing in the kitchen gadget kludge drawer. I’ve lost the thing, and found it again until just recently, many many times. I’m going to stay home for the xmas holidays, this year, and cook and bake and relax. I feel like I’ve been on the road for way too long. It’s going to be cold again, tonight.

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      Pumibellicose Ininjagin
      11/30/15 5:34pm

      You must have the same model that I own. You cannot make anything without that paddle! One time, my cat, Bobo, stole it out of the dish drainer (she likes to steal stuff and hide it in a secret stash somewhere). I got upset enough that she replaced it when I was not looking, but left it on the floor near my desk. I am still missing a few sink stoppers and a pen that went with my old graphics tablet, but we have bread!

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      ninjaginPumibellicose I
      11/30/15 5:44pm

      I was talking with a co-worker today about the missing paddle, and how it seems like everyone and their brother’s uncle seems to lose them and need a replacement. The Amazon comments confirm this! We came to the agreement that this was not a problem with people losing them, but rather with the design of the paddle, and the color, specifically. If those things were blaze orange, nobody would lose them. As avid and well-practiced water cooler intellectuals, we are, of course, correct.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:05pm

    Today I learned Kristin smokes weed too.

    Because that’s it, right? That has to be what’s happening.

    Maybe I'm just high.

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      PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/30/15 5:14pm

      I felt high reading this article.

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      VerrryinterestingCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/30/15 5:39pm

      If you approach "The Hills" with an understanding that Kristin, Audrina and Justin Bobby smoked up before every take, it makes a lot more sense.

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    Escobar5000Allie Jones
    11/30/15 5:03pm

    I like these posts. Keeps me grounded about the legitimacy of Gawker whenever they try to put on airs about being serious journalists or tackling important issues.

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      a seahorseEscobar5000
      11/30/15 5:07pm

      Ooh, wicked burn LC

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererEscobar5000
      11/30/15 5:15pm

      I like these comments. Keeps me grounded about the legitimacy of Gawker commenters whenever they try to put on airs of sophistication even though they’re commenting on fucking Gawker.

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:04pm

    FRINGE

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    OATY

    CUPS

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      LeftoverSpillsJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/30/15 5:09pm

      FOC U

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      Emerald D.V.Jamie Lynn's Peers
      11/30/15 5:09pm

      I’m sticking to the union...

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    tornadoslackssAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:04pm

    The dark truth is Kristin likes to eat babies. She keeps having them so she can eat them.

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      Emerald D.V.tornadoslackss
      11/30/15 5:12pm

      Balancing in Heels: A Modest Proposal for Health, Happiness, and Making It All Work

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      Pfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgtornadoslackss
      11/30/15 5:16pm

      How else are you supposed to stay youthful and vibrant? And does that mean she’s a Catholic? Because I remember being told by Lutheran kids that they couldn’t play with me because my family is Catholic and Catholics eat babies.

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    e39m5hoonAllie Jones
    11/30/15 5:12pm

    I can’t believe this has gone on this long.

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      Letsgobowlinge39m5hoon
      11/30/15 5:14pm

      I can't believe your mom has gone on this long. I'm exhausted!

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      rhkotLetsgobowling
      11/30/15 5:18pm
      GIF
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