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    PetzleAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:41pm

    Okay, straight answer please. Who came up with 500 days of Kristin, and why are we asked to put up with it? Second answer, can we call it quits and say you accomplish whatever it was you set out to accomplish?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstitutePetzle
      11/27/15 7:47pm

      Originally it was going to be 730 days (2 years) but got dropped down to 500 days.

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      moose trutherPetzle
      11/27/15 7:48pm

      shut up that's why

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    11/27/15 8:15pm

    I HAVE BEEN DRUNK EVERY TIME THIS HAS POSTED FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS.

    AMA BITCHES.

    HAPPY FRIDAAAAAAY.

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      KaidogCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/27/15 8:25pm

      You're so cute when you drunk-caps!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererKaidog
      11/27/15 8:26pm

      THANK YOU!!!!!! CAPS LOCK IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE.

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    TheCarsonUltimatumAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:48pm

    “Any Mexican food. I love either nachos or chicken fajitas.”

    Kristin, I’m sorry that Chili’s has misled you so much, but neither of those are Mexican foods.

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      Krill Baby KrillTheCarsonUltimatum
      11/27/15 7:53pm

      I would have thought she would have said cheeseless queso . That’s not Mexican either.

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      LetsgobowlingTheCarsonUltimatum
      11/27/15 7:55pm

      By the way, she claims to love Mexican food and doesn’t use cheese.

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    11/27/15 9:27pm

    Day 307:

    Black Friday shopping was success.... in that I spent like $200 on cat litter and other supplies.

    I also spent $10.50 on some earrings for myself.

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      Pumibellicose Ibloodlesscoup
      11/27/15 9:33pm

      Phew! I was thinking I might have to go to bed ignorant of your bitchin haul. Is it clumping kitty litter? Which earrings did you choose?

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      YummyKITTYpiebloodlesscoup
      11/27/15 9:47pm

      Best cat toy — free box that your order from Sephora/Macy’s/Beauty.com/Nordstrom (really they are all great!) arrives in! Happy Black Friday! Yay! Team Kitty!

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    CAPTAINOHAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:48pm

    LAST BOOK I READ: “Eat, Pray, Love.”

    Of course.

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      SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificCAPTAINOH
      11/27/15 7:52pm

      It came in 2006. Do think that’s when she read it?

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      CAPTAINOHSirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrific
      11/27/15 7:55pm

      I’m gonna go with soon before/after the movie was released. I'm just glad she reads.

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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Allie Jones
    11/27/15 8:10pm

    For once, Kristin may not have lied! (People 5/2014)

    Shop the rest of her bag:
    • C. Wonder tote; (no longer available, shop cwonder.com for similar styles)
    • Miguelina “Jessica” cotton crochet coverup, $525
    • Paul Smith “Orsett” metal sunglasses, $360 at Oliver Peoples Boutiques
    • Mason Pearson Boar Bristle & Nylon Hairbrush in Large Size, $205
    • Palmer’s Coco Butter Formula Swivel Stick, $2.99
    • Jan Marini Skin Research Antioxidant Daily Face Protectant SPF 33, $49
    • Badger SPF 15 Sunscreen, $16
    • Nature’s Way EfaGold Coconut Oil, Pure Extra Virgin, $19.99
    • Maui Babe Browning Lotion, $16.99
    • Neutrogena Makeup Remover Cleansing Towelettes, $6.49
    • Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking by Malcolm Gladwell, $17;amazon.com
    • Amazing Grass Green Superfood protein bar in Chocolate Peanut Butter, $35.99 for box of 12

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      imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      11/27/15 8:10pm

      No No I’m wrong. Those are towelettes. NOT SUNSCREEN.

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      LetsgobowlingimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      11/27/15 8:15pm

      She’s got the “thinking without thinking” part down.

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:55pm

    Just a few weeks ago I saw a woman take off her pants near the Southwest gates at Midway.

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      imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Kaidog
      11/27/15 7:58pm

      Why was she doing that? Were they pants without commitment?

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      KaidogimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      11/27/15 8:06pm

      I don't know, maybe she’d forgotten her Neutrogena?

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    IdrinkbeerAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:49pm

    Jesus stop this shit! Fuck you Allie!

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      SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificIdrinkbeer
      11/27/15 7:56pm
      GIF

      Jesus cares not for your prayers.

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      imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Idrinkbeer
      11/27/15 7:56pm

      THIS is a rainbow on a rainy day. THIS is sunshine that peeps through the clouds of darkness that loom overhead.

      Shit are the assholes who seem to think it’s ok for them to go out a shoot people who they disagree with. Shit are the people who can’t get their shit together and pass some effective gun control laws, some sort of regulation, tracking or method to more effectively screen people and hold them accountable for owning a gun. Not care only if they happen to go out and kill a bunch of people.

      So go sit down and rethink your definition of shit. Because this articel series is not it.

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    gerbilsoutofexilefinallyAllie Jones
    11/27/15 9:13pm

    You know what? I just spent six days in the Amazon, in 100°+ heat, and I, too, used Neutrogena sunscreen! Where’s my fucking money, dammit? I want a #spon, too. Also, I broke my foot and sprained both ankles yesterday on a hike, and can’t get home from Peru until midnight tomorrow, so send me drugs, bitch, because I’m in screaming pain. Spon, my ass, kiss it, you dumbass krill-sucking, vacuum shilling, almond butter cookie whore....grumbles and waddles off to be alone with my pain.....

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      Letsgobowlinggerbilsoutofexilefinally
      11/27/15 9:28pm

      Your feet sound like they’re in bad shape. I bet if you put on a pair of fringe peep-toe boots you’d be able to seamlessly impersonate Kristin and collect those #spons!

      Also- I’m sorry; hope your feet and ankles heel soon.

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      gerbilsoutofexilefinallyLetsgobowling
      11/27/15 9:38pm

      At this point, I can barely fit my feet in my running shoes. By tomorrow, I’ll be heading to the airport with my feet wrapped in banana leaves because that’s all that will fit.

      However, some fringe would sure lift my spirits right now. All that swaying and bouncy leatherette swishing against my swollen ankles and unshaven calves sounds like a little slice of oat-filled heaven, I do declare.

      Thank goodness I have a walking boot and crutches as home waiting for me from the last fucking time I rolled my ankles and broke an entire damned foot.

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    Milton Berle's Tribute AccountAllie Jones
    11/27/15 7:48pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMilton Berle's Tribute Account
      11/27/15 8:38pm
      GIF
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      ninjaginCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/27/15 10:57pm

      I’ll ungrey you (with star) but not the MBC “tribute”. I just can’t go that far. Love the gif.

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