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    Psychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the SkyAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:09pm

    I love this subtle criticism of America’s two-party system. Gawker’s really coming up with some edgy new material here!

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      LetsgobowlingPsychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the Sky
      11/25/15 6:14pm

      I love your mom’s two-partner system myself, but it would be great for me if she would just break up with your dad already.

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPsychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the Sky
      11/25/15 6:16pm

      I haven't been too subtle with your mom.

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    Mindy: Oat WhispererAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:19pm

    Can’t wait for tomorrow!

    (This is the story behind what REALLY happened at the first Thanksgiving, not those lies they taught you in school!)

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      LetsgobowlingMindy: Oat Whisperer
      11/25/15 6:24pm

      Jesus Christ. This is gold. I can't imagine how furious and nicotine-crazed Jay is under that gobbler mask.

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      moose trutherLetsgobowling
      11/25/15 6:29pm

      ‘Jay’

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    Sean BrodyAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:11pm

    This woman is a goddamn maniac.
    We all know that floor is already spotless, there’s no one on the other end of that phone, and there is sweet fuck all in that cast iron pot or the cold oven.

    She has life-photoshopped crazy onto this pic.

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Sean Brody
      11/25/15 6:14pm

      She’s vaccing like she’s never vacced before.

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      LetsgobowlingSean Brody
      11/25/15 6:16pm

      I bet her food even tastes good. Asshole.

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:08pm

    I bet LC comes out for the Roomba soon.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersKrill Baby Krill
      11/25/15 6:10pm

      😢 I wawawaaant a rooomba 😭

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      Krill Baby KrillJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/25/15 6:12pm

      So, you're Team Lauren?

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    Sid and FinancyAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:02pm

    What does that even mean, entertaining guests is half the battle? What’s the other half? Cooking and eating them?

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      LetsgobowlingSid and Financy
      11/25/15 6:12pm

      Depends. Have the guests been contaminated by evil, nefarious vaccines? In that case they are inedible.

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      BradleyPittsSid and Financy
      11/25/15 6:58pm

      The other half of the battle is knowing.

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    dengeatseggdropAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:16pm

    Who sucks more?

    Who sucks better?

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???dengeatseggdrop
      11/25/15 6:20pm

      Your mom... is a fine, intelligent, upstanding woman, and my life is better having made her acquaintance.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererdengeatseggdrop
      11/25/15 6:32pm

      Is this a contest between you and your mom?

      Your mom IMO.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:10pm

    Clearly, all this means is that Kristin is a Woman of the People. With her focus on affordable sucking appliances, sub-$10 rings, free Secret Bangs (you can’t charge for something that doesn’t exist) and offering what Men Need for Free, she is the consummate altruistic woman.

    Unless her advice is worthy of the $2.99 app paywall.

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      500 Days of Men Need ItLetsgobowling
      11/25/15 6:23pm

      I think Jay might argue with your premise that she provides what Men Need for “free.”

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Letsgobowling
      11/25/15 6:27pm

      Kristin is a true philanderer. Or philanthropist. One of those, I can’t remember which.

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:23pm

    Does this mean it’s a good idea to buy my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas???

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      LetsgobowlingFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      11/25/15 6:49pm

      Nah, it’s up there with the bathroom scale.

      If you want to make this work, buy her the vacuum cleaner and attach a note saying, “I promise you will never have to use this because I love you and I am a responsible adult and caring partner who does not want to overburden you!”

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      Krill Baby KrillFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      11/25/15 6:53pm

      Yes, if she asked for one and it's a Roomba.

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    11/25/15 7:24pm

    Day 304:

    3 chocolate pecan pies, as well as one apple pear pie, are done. Now, laundry, kitchen tidying, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, and vodka drinks are on tthe docket. Happy Thanksgiving eve y’all.

    Google is going to start getting confused about which country I live in if I keep watching these panel shows tbh

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      SmoothieKingbloodlesscoup
      11/25/15 9:35pm

      OMG, I’ve been drinking ALL DAY. I love my family but they are bat-shit cra-cra. My mom cut her finger making stuffing. Blood on the veggies she was chopping and she put them in the simmering stuffing. I freaked and tossed the lot. Forcing her to start over. Wearing a band-aid and plastic gloves. Thank you Costco for the industrial size stuffing mix. OMG, serenity now!

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      Not Having An Anxiety Attackbloodlesscoup
      11/25/15 9:52pm

      Hi there. Can you help me out, please? Did I miss all the chatter about baby krill’s birth? Apparently Saylor James was born....& I am shocked I haven't stumbled upon any comments or a post about this!

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    11/25/15 6:03pm

    Whitney and that Dyson are shaped exactly the same way.

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      Roving Shade Court JudgeJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/25/15 6:06pm

      There’s a sucking joke to be made here, but I’m not going to be the one to make it.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersRoving Shade Court Judge
      11/25/15 6:08pm

      Nah whitney is way too uptight to ever put a dick in her mouth.

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