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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    11/30/15 1:27pm

    So how does this get back to Kevin Bacon?

    Also, you are a genius Kara.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      11/30/15 1:32pm

      It reminds me of that big black board in the movie “And The Band Plays On” where they try to track patient zero. They called it “The Butcher’s Bill”, so there’s your bacon?

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      PhyllisNeflerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      11/30/15 1:37pm

      Kevin Bacon was in Beauty Shop with Kimora Lee Simmons, who was married to Russell Simmons, who is Angela Simmons’ uncle.

      I feel proud, and almost certain that pride should be replaced with shame.

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    CAPTAINOHKara Brown
    11/30/15 1:27pm

    I read this whole piece, and knew everyone mentioned in it. I don’t know whether to be proud or be ashamed.

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      randilynisFINDILYNCAPTAINOH
      11/30/15 1:33pm

      You N Me

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaCAPTAINOH
      11/30/15 1:42pm

      I read this whole piece, knew everyone mentioned in it, AND had strong opinions on every person. Dammit.

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    Bobby FingerKara Brown
    11/30/15 1:31pm

    same

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      WellWhatHadHappenWasKara Brown
      11/30/15 2:22pm
      GIF
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        EleanorBoozaveltWellWhatHadHappenWas
        11/30/15 3:32pm

        I’m always surprised at how funny these movies are...great giffing What

        GIF
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        WellWhatHadHappenWasEleanorBoozavelt
        11/30/15 3:44pm

        I loved 22 jump street even more

        GIF
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      lunchcomaKara Brown
      11/30/15 1:22pm

      Confirming my suspicion that being famous is like living in a small town.

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        Annie from the Grog Boothlunchcoma
        11/30/15 1:32pm

        A real life Peyton Place.

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        TheGartsideofGreenlunchcoma
        1/04/16 3:59pm

        It still surprises me; and points to how cautious I would be living in Little Fame Town. I’d always consider how it would play out once we broke up.

        Were I Jennie Lawrence? No way in da whirl would I be a-bedding the former Mr. Paltrow half an hour after they’d broken up, for instance. I’d have spent all that fling time pre-cringeing ever having to work with or even see Gwyneth in the future.

        I’d be the one married to the carpenter, like my ladycrush, Keri Russell. (oooh, or Calista).

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      Socks Are My Favorite ClothesKara Brown
      11/30/15 1:37pm

      It’s like a swirling petri dish of questionable decisions and cloudy bodily fluids.

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        cvrodSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
        11/30/15 2:05pm

        Right?! That’s what I thought. All of these people have the same STD’s. Good times!

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        Socks Are My Favorite Clothescvrod
        11/30/15 2:37pm

        So gross. I can smell it from way over here.

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      NomNom83Kara Brown
      11/30/15 2:05pm

      This is pretty impressive. Anyone else start to (irrationally) expect to see their own name pop up?

      I’m also starting to get where Tim Tebow is coming from...

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        GELLA - LLAPNomNom83
        11/30/15 2:09pm

        but he doesn’t put out??? virgin sex tape

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        NomNom83GELLA - LLAP
        11/30/15 2:12pm

        Exactly! He hasn’t been sucked into this vortex yet!

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
      11/30/15 1:38pm

      None of this makes sense and I barely care about any of these people but the whole time I’m reading it like:

      GIF
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        thetallblonde loves twinjaKara Brown
        11/30/15 1:25pm

        you’re doing god’s work, kara brown

        GIF
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          fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKara Brown
          11/30/15 1:29pm

          Props to Amare for making multiple appearances on this list despite not being basketball-relevant since 2011

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            NomNom83fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
            11/30/15 1:57pm

            But isn’t he, like, a super snappy dresser? Like, VF’s International Best Dressed List kind of snappy?

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