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    optimus_rhymeAllie Jones
    11/24/15 3:52pm

    Who is this person?

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      Sid and Financyoptimus_rhyme
      11/24/15 3:55pm

      Who is this person?

      Direct quote from your mom during intercourse.

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      festivusazilioptimus_rhyme
      11/24/15 3:59pm

      Kristin Cavallari. It’s literally in the first sentence.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAllie Jones
    11/24/15 4:20pm

    Journal entry, Day 304 of The Siege.....

    Nothing left to write......it just keeps going on......so many dead.......so much blood.................we thought they were joking, just kidding around.......oh, 500 days! haha, right..................200 days left.........................

    please help me

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      11/24/15 4:28pm

      Try weed.

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      CurlingrocksIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      11/24/15 4:31pm

      Actually 196........

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    stacyinbeanAllie Jones
    11/24/15 4:10pm

    Congrats to J. Jormp-Jomp and Krill Baby Krill for getting the right date in the Baby Pool!!!

    GIF
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      AssFault on the Highway to Hellstacyinbean
      11/24/15 4:48pm

      Who got the name right tho? I cannot find that poll convo for the life or death of me!!!

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      LeftoverSpillsstacyinbean
      11/24/15 5:07pm

      Congrats KBK & JJJ !!!! You are now our new leaders.

      GIF
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    cafedarknessAllie Jones
    11/24/15 3:56pm
    GIF

    Verdict: shade

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperercafedarkness
      11/24/15 4:07pm
      GIF
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      cafedarknessCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/24/15 4:18pm
      GIF
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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    11/24/15 3:55pm

    AILLIE!

    GIF
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      a seahorseCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/24/15 4:09pm

      Oh man, I would so hit that

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperera seahorse
      11/24/15 4:16pm

      I would bang him like a drum.

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    11/24/15 4:37pm

    oh jesus

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      LeftoverSpillslysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      11/24/15 4:47pm

      They must have met the same dog. But Kristin spelled it better.

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatinlysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      11/24/15 5:21pm

      Oh fuck no. As an Alaskan, I hate the Palin’s more than most things in this world. And Krist definitely spelled it better, the only way naming her child Saylor could be anywhere near acceptable.

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    11/24/15 3:52pm

    You are a coy one, Allie Jones.

    GIF
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      fondue processKrill Baby Krill
      11/24/15 4:02pm
      GIF
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      BekabyKrill Baby Krill
      11/24/15 4:09pm
      GIF
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    HunterPenceNoneTheRicherAllie Jones
    11/24/15 4:16pm

    Counting down the hours until my 13 days off!

    Update on the lady...she def broke the shit outta her ankle. Two spots, one on the outside left ankle bone (that knobby one) and another on the heel side of that bone. They wrote it down but I cant remember that shit. Anyways, she got a cute pink cast yesterday at the Ortho and we should be going back next Monday (the day we woulda left for hawaii, FWP) to see if they are gunna operate or if they are gunna let it stay in the cast.

    Bummer we cant go but we called up the spot where we bought our season passes to go snowboarding (since she wont be riding probably at all this winter) and they said so sorry so sorry! Get a doctor’s note, send a pic of her Xray and they will grant the season pass null for this year but a GO for next year, meaning they will be cool as fuck about her breaking her ankle and not being able to ride this year.

    That is good.

    Regardless of what anyone says, I am still team LO.

    BTW, my GF asked “whatca doin” when I was using my mobileHPNTR and I had to cave and tell her about us Dazers. She laughed but didnt really “get it” and I kinda looked at her blankly and said, “its an internet thing”

    LMFAO!

    Have a great holiday and ill be posting on my mobileHPNTR from my phone next week probably.

    Stay frosty Dazers!

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      LeftoverSpillsHunterPenceNoneTheRicher
      11/24/15 4:25pm

      Glad you got some good news & that they are being chill as fuck for you guys. Hope the lady feels better soon.

      I also tried to explain 500 DoK to spouse ... Never going to get it.

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      HunterPenceNoneTheRicherLeftoverSpills
      11/24/15 4:53pm

      Yeah for sure!

      The spouse thing cracked me up. I mean, its like, how do I explain that I spend 50% of my work day talking to strangers on a forum that is basted on Kristin. Shes like “Who?” and my heart filled with glee.

      I had to explain the whole, “So I was in college but you were still in HS (shes 28, im 31) so all the girls watched this show while all the guys just sat there and made fun of the show while smoking blunts” then she lost me and I just gave her that blank stare of “ah this wont make sense...i shoulda never opened my mouth”

      lmfao

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    11/24/15 3:54pm

    I maintain that this is a very beautiful and romantic way to share such news. You can really feel the gushing of emotion and it does not come off at all like a grab for publicity.

    Congratulations Audrina and the future Mr. Audrina. Life’s tough, wear a helmet.

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      Gary-XJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/24/15 4:11pm

      People is really the most personal of mags.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersGary-X
      11/24/15 4:12pm

      It’s right up there, just under Line Magazine.

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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    11/24/15 4:01pm

    More exciting news!

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperera seahorse
      11/24/15 4:04pm

      C’mon Steph. Take a cue from your brother and just be the asshole you were meant to be.

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      Mindy: Oat WhispererCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/24/15 4:08pm
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