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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
    11/20/15 7:36pm

    I’ve met a lot of sexist men. #JimmyIovine is NOT one of them. — Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) November 20, 2015

    Hmmm wonder if that tweet has anything to do with some behind the scenes media deal/sponsorship?

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      BathtubStuSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      11/20/15 7:46pm

      Had the same thought.

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      MmedeSevigneSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      11/20/15 7:49pm

      I stopped caring about what Oprah thinks along time ago....

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    Blueberry JonesKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:45pm

    There are some good arguments for woman-focused campaigns (increased ease for the too-busy moms/women with intense jobs or for older women (my mom and aunts) who maybe that aren’t super technologically savvy), and he goes with “girls don’t know what to listen to when they’re talking about boys”? All I do is sit around and talk about boys, I need a man to show me what to listen to when I do that.

    Isn’t Oprah responsible for making Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz a “thing”? Shut up, Oprah.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Blueberry Jones
      11/20/15 7:52pm

      Oprah’s kinda like a sing song carnival barker with a super loyal fanbase. Most everything she does is likely to be super calculated and profit motivated.

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      Merry Happy Merry DeletedBlueberry Jones
      11/20/15 8:23pm

      Oprah gave us Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and Depak Chopra.

      I wouldn’t trust her recommendation for frozen pizza with that track record.

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    yog-shoggothKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:43pm

    Ok, Hugh Laurie, I admit it. I have no idea what you are talking about.

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      DuchessCrazyLindayog-shoggoth
      11/20/15 7:48pm

      He’s saying that i, o, & p are too close to the Enter button on his phone, so he will no longer use those.

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      Colin Cowherd's Shameyog-shoggoth
      11/20/15 8:01pm

      It's cool. Just give him another half hour and he will draw some amazing conclusion from something unrelated Dr Wilson said.

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    lisaroweKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:44pm

    drake can stop whining about good girls because he could literally afford millions of them.

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      sukatralisarowe
      11/21/15 5:22am

      too . . . much . . . math . . . head . . . exploding . . . .

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      Jessaminalisarowe
      11/21/15 1:46pm

      But Drake is Canadian so you need to factor in the exchange rate.

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:40pm

    I would be happy if Adele were next to my cubicle singing.

    Oprah knows best

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyGELLA - LLAP
      11/20/15 7:43pm

      But if she COULDN’T sing. Just bad singing, off-key, in a Cockney accent, in your day job.

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      Suck It, TrebekGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      11/20/15 7:47pm

      Or whining about her relationship woes.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:41pm

    YOKO IF I LEAVE THE LIST IN MY DESK HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW WHAT TO BUY ME? SMH

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      11/20/15 8:56pm

      I thought everyone just made the list, left it in the drawer for a year (or more) and totally forgot about it until you move?

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      TakahashiCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      11/20/15 9:35pm

      On my wish list, I’d like Yoko Ono to take her goddamn fucking peace light away from the Northern Lights so people could fucking see them and not her stupid shit.

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    Snake PersonKara Brown
    11/20/15 7:35pm

    Damnit, Yoko, I didn’t cringe.

    What’s happening to me?

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      CimmeriusSnake Person
      11/20/15 7:37pm

      I think I actually understood what she was trying to say. Clearly she has corrupted my brain.

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      GlitterPeacockSnake Person
      11/20/15 7:41pm

      I was thinking the same thing - this one made sense. What’s happening?

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    SquigglesKara Brown
    11/20/15 8:22pm

    Andy Richter must work in my office. It’s hell.

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      persiaaSquiggles
      11/20/15 9:34pm

      Do you have an off-key singer or hummer?

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      Squigglespersiaa
      11/20/15 11:14pm

      She does both an it’s awful. That is, when she isn’t trying to sell us her bullshit pyramid scheme diet cleanse products. FML

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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
    11/20/15 7:57pm

    “If evolution is true then why do words still exist when there are emojis?”

    Well there certainly are a lot of people working pretty *tirelessly* to make “words” extinct, so this ridiculous hypothesis may get proven after all.

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      SadfacerealsadfacedSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      11/20/15 8:15pm

      It worked for the ancient Egyptians. So, there’s that. 💆👐💰💰🎎🎯🌋💯💩💩

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      MimiladySadfacerealsadfaced
      11/20/15 11:12pm

      In all fairness, smiley turd could replace half of the words I use..

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    11/21/15 10:47am

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneimaginaryfriend
      11/23/15 10:23am

      bwahahahahahahah!!!! I love that 7 yr old and agree.

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