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    thetallblonde loves twinjaBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:02pm

    the lesser Hemsworth

    GIF
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      GELLA - LLAPthetallblonde loves twinja
      11/18/15 4:06pm

      it does makes total sense, he is physically smaller then one who played Thor

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaGELLA - LLAP
      11/18/15 4:07pm

      smaller but not ‘lesser’! never ‘lesser’!

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    Kate DriesBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:03pm

    Sources say she feels “completely betrayed” by the lesser Hemsworth, and that she’s been “smoking pot more frequently and drinking more to numb the pain.”

    How could Miley Cyrus start smoking MORE pot?

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      Don't Call Me Late for DinnerKate Dries
      11/18/15 4:08pm

      This is what I came here to say. I guess she could get some sort of THC IV drip going during her sleep...

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaDon't Call Me Late for Dinner
      11/18/15 4:30pm

      yo but how do i get one of those

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:07pm

    Carmel Musgrove was a guest atJennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s honeymoon in Bora Bora.

    Do people usually bring guests on the honeymoon??

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      VtDkDuderandilynisFINDILYN
      11/18/15 4:21pm

      Rich people, man. Rich people.

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      MusiManerandilynisFINDILYN
      11/18/15 4:26pm

      I know this is a sad story, but I read her name was Camel, and was all like wha...?

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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosBobby Finger
    11/18/15 3:52pm

    they’re finally ready to let the bottle containing their romantic feelings burst open and send shards of shattering romance hurtling toward their bodies until their love blood creates beautiful splatters all over Jennifer’s bedroom.

    HAHAH JFC

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKen Yadiggit, Adios
      11/18/15 4:35pm

      ps,

      about time, you jerk

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      Ken Yadiggit, Adiosfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      11/18/15 4:39pm

      I dont even know how that fucking works unless I’m doing something terribly wrong and it’ll make my life easier in some way if I DID know why we have the option to follow people?

      also I just got a Twitter and I’m also not sure what to do now.

      Now I know how my mom feels on the internet.

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    crankylittlephotonBobby Finger
    11/18/15 3:57pm

    I am definitely going to incorporate the phrase “zero-fucks thirty” into my life.

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      Burner613crankylittlephoton
      11/18/15 4:00pm

      I have just over two weeks left of work and that is totally my motto about everything.

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      Cranky Pantscrankylittlephoton
      11/18/15 4:04pm

      Q. What time is it?

      A. Zero-fucks thirty!

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    jordanbakerBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:02pm

    The transition between the Charlie Sheen piece and the John Stamos interview made think that In Touch interviewed John Stamos about Charlie Sheen. And then the dating question made me go “whaaaat Uncle Jesse and Uncle Charlie dated?”

    And then I got a grip, but not before the horrible possibility of their sex play involving either of them whispering “Say Uncle” into the other’s ear entered my head and refused to leave, ever.

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      agenttremblejordanbaker
      11/18/15 4:05pm

      I’m really considering flagging this as harassment.

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      jordanbakeragenttremble
      11/18/15 4:09pm

      JOIN ME IN MY AGONY.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:04pm

    IT: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

    JS: Egg whites.

    Well there goes the Oikos contract.

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      FeralFrigidSlutrandilynisFINDILYN
      11/18/15 4:08pm

      Does Oikos still exist?

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      randilynisFINDILYNFeralFrigidSlut
      11/18/15 4:12pm

      Yes?

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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    11/18/15 3:54pm

    Who does like Bethenny Frankel? Her daughter sure... but who else?

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      jordanbakerimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      11/18/15 3:59pm

      Ramona, but only in the first three episodes of any given season and the last five minutes of the finale.

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      11/18/15 4:04pm

      i like her margaritas? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Charlotte29 aka Rob KBobby Finger
    11/18/15 3:57pm

    I love all the wrong answers, but this one is such a work of art.

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      collierLACharlotte29 aka Rob K
      11/18/15 4:03pm

      HONESTLY. <3

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      Mama PenguinoCharlotte29 aka Rob K
      11/18/15 4:03pm

      Jesus, yes. I mean I barked with laughter at that!

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    agenttrembleBobby Finger
    11/18/15 4:01pm

    They’ll publish any ol goddamn thing in Double Creature these days smh

    That dog is clearly Samuel L Jackson

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      papertableagenttremble
      11/18/15 4:32pm

      THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I CAME DOWN HERE TO SAY!

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      papertableagenttremble
      11/18/15 4:34pm
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