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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKelly Faircloth
    11/18/15 9:17am
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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      11/18/15 9:23am

      He’s one of those men who legitimately look better with age. It’s the human embodiment of what you want for your investment portfolio.

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      Jolly Old St NicotineAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      11/18/15 9:33am

      I’d add Rob Lowe to that list of better with age.

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    Pie-pieKelly Faircloth
    11/18/15 9:25am

    LITERALLY OPPOSITES.

    Not too mad about this though. He’s still fine as hell. And now with those cute little smile wrinkles by his eyes? Rawr.

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      ValiexiPie-pie
      11/18/15 9:43am

      Man, I wish wrinkles could be considered “cute” for us, too.

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      KateFacePie-pie
      11/18/15 9:43am

      I’m a total sucker for smile wrinkles. I had a crush on a boy in high school pretty much solely because he got these adorable crinkles around his eyes when he smiled.

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    UrbanAchieverKelly Faircloth
    11/18/15 9:21am

    At least it wasn’t Adam Levine again.

    GIF
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      DoIDareToEatAPeachUrbanAchiever
      11/18/15 9:26am

      I cannot in good conscience star a picture of the only face more punchable than Ted Cruz, but I support your sentiment.

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      DieselDamselUrbanAchiever
      11/18/15 9:42am

      He just seems like the kind of guy who could really stink up a bathroom. Hard pass.

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    KateFaceKelly Faircloth
    11/18/15 9:46am

    It’s funny, in yesterday’s post about this, someone off-handedly mentioned how an unsexy speaking voice can really undermine someone’s sexiness, and the first thing that came to mind was David Beckham.

    That said, he’s mighty fine to look at. A magazine spread is probably the appropriate place to showcase his sexiness.

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      cameltoeKateFace
      11/18/15 9:58am

      You know, I think it is better than it used to be.

      When he was younger he sounded, REALLY squeeky and essex-y. He still has a sort of strange voice, but in more recent appearances it seems to be a bit lower and his accent softened.

      Maybe I’ve just got used to it over the years, I dunno.

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      KateFacecameltoe
      11/18/15 10:00am

      To be fair, I haven’t heard him speak in awhile. He’s gotten better looking with age, so it’s possible his voice has improved too.

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    $kaycogKelly Faircloth
    11/18/15 9:22am

    I’ll drink to that!

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      LILLADYLIZKelly Faircloth
      11/18/15 9:33am

      Actually the sexiest man alive is my soul mate but David beckhams def in top tier

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        CamillaBandiniLILLADYLIZ
        11/18/15 9:45am

        I just told my bf that he was robbed, to which he responded, “Oh it’s all politics and who you know.”

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        darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneLILLADYLIZ
        11/18/15 11:06am

        you’re gross hahahaha

        <3333

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      milquetoastisnotsexyKelly Faircloth
      11/18/15 9:24am

      This really should be “non-threatening white American/Brit/European male who appeals to the widest demographic, is a bit faux-edgy, and hasn’t done anything too bad that the press had gotten ahold of..,yet.”

      I’m quite sure that my friends in China would have a very different idea as to sexiest man alive.

      I’m quite sure a lot of women on this site find this man boring as toast.

      Besides, why do we have to choose just one man? Isn’t that like choosing between vanilla and strawberry and chocolate ice cream? Why can’t I have all three? Why can’t I get mint chocolate chip? Or salted caramel? Or butter pecan? Or butter pecan with bacon?

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        Burner613milquetoastisnotsexy
        11/18/15 9:29am

        I don’t know if they still do this, but years ago they would have the “main” guy on the cover and then others inside the mag. Younger, older, non-famous, international, etc.

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        CamillaBandinimilquetoastisnotsexy
        11/18/15 9:48am

        I'm on board with what you're saying but HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH TOAST THIS WAY.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKelly Faircloth
      11/18/15 9:20am

      Bad news: lost the pool

      Good news: so did everyone else

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        SodburgerKelly Faircloth
        11/18/15 9:20am

        If we’re goin with washed up soccer stars, my vote goes to Michael Ballack

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          Jackie_Jormp_JompSodburger
          11/18/15 11:22am

          Gerard Pique or GTFO (although he’s not really washed-up yet).

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        HobbylobbyistKelly Faircloth
        11/18/15 9:18am

        David Beckham is a spectacular-looking human being. I think God decided to balance that out by giving him the least sexy voice ever. Lights on, no talking.

        I said no talking.

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