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    Gabrielle CyniqueBrendan O'Connor
    11/16/15 9:45pm

    Waaaaaaaiiiit a second. Isn’t gawker supposed to end its broadcast day with white police officers framing a black toddler for accidentally shooting himself with a gun gifted to him by a crack-addled Al-Qaeda?

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      DoctorNineGabrielle Cynique
      11/16/15 9:48pm

      That doesn’t start till 9:00 Central.

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      Brendan O'ConnorGabrielle Cynique
      11/16/15 9:50pm

      wow that sounds like a big story email me brendan.oconnor@gawker.com

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    cuntybawsBrendan O'Connor
    11/16/15 9:47pm

    Bear Troubled By Times We Live In, Fashions Clever Helmet. Humans Steal It back.

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      HijabiRockstarcuntybaws
      11/17/15 1:18am

      Is it terrible that I would totally spend 20 minutes petting that bear before I helped him out?

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      cuntybawsHijabiRockstar
      11/17/15 8:44am

      Also, maybe give him a wee dusting for ticks and a haircut. Would little shoes and a bowtie be too much?

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    DoctorNineBrendan O'Connor
    11/16/15 9:44pm

    I hate it when that happens.

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      EXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONDoctorNine
      11/16/15 11:15pm

      Milk Can Bear 2016. “I can haz a Office?”

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      DoctorNineEXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSION
      11/17/15 8:12am

      I think he compares favorably to most of the Republican field, doesn’t he?

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    Icecold DavisBrendan O'Connor
    11/16/15 9:42pm

    What happened to the dairy products? Some of us need to know.

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      Cherith CutestoryIcecold Davis
      11/16/15 9:46pm

      It died doing what it loved. Being digested by bears.

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      Icecold DavisCherith Cutestory
      11/16/15 9:53pm

      That’s a good bear cheese.

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    TakahashiBrendan O'Connor
    11/16/15 9:46pm

    Who wore it better?

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      AirBearStareBrendan O'Connor
      11/16/15 9:44pm
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        gramercypoliceBrendan O'Connor
        11/16/15 9:54pm

        Gee, you rarely see that kind of behavior from someone who lives in Maryland. Haha, just kidding. You see it all the time!

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          BaggyTrousers3Brendan O'Connor
          11/16/15 10:38pm

          In a related story...they still have milk cans!

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            OctoberSurpriseBrendan O'Connor
            11/17/15 9:55am

            Who is the old timey piece of shit drinking milk from a metal can and then throwing it away in the woods, where bears shit?

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              eatbeesBrendan O'Connor
              11/16/15 10:08pm

              Can we combine this with the post below to get “Rupert Murdoch Gets Head Stuck in Milk Can, Must Prove He Is Christian to Win Release”

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