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    roninmasterMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 9:44pm

    I’d like to point out to these so-called “proven Christians” what it says in the Bible (either that or Jesus was a socialist, commie libtard):

    Matthew 25:31-40

    “For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
    Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

    And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.”

    Or are we just doing the picking and choosing of what to follow?? :)

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      toothpetardroninmaster
      11/16/15 9:49pm

      Skip to the bit about the holy handgrenade of antioch.

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      Daniel al-Jaʿfarīroninmaster
      11/16/15 9:52pm

      Equally important, they missed the verses right after that:

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    TakahashiMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 9:43pm

    How do you “prove” you’re a Christian? Do you stigmata yourself and hop up on a cross? Do you have to walk on water? Do you have to marry Michelle Duggar and have 40 kids with her? Do you have to be nice to gay people?

    Just kidding on that last one!

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      Frenemy of the stateTakahashi
      11/16/15 9:53pm

      Baptize everyone on the way in. You are not allowed to convert back in Islam. It would be considered apostacy and the penalty is death.

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      TerryTakahashi
      11/16/15 9:56pm

      Let’s not get bogged down in pointless details here.

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    AssFault on the Highway to HellMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 10:05pm

    “On the other hand Christians who are being targeted for genocide, for persecution, Christians who are being beheaded or crucified, we should be providing safe haven to them. But President Obama refuses to do that.”

    Wtf is he talking about?! Because I know Cruz’s not talking about Mexican immigrants, who are primarily catholic. Or is he...?

    What in the actual fuck is he talking about?

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      IvrinielAssFault on the Highway to Hell
      11/16/15 10:20pm

      He’s talking about Christians in Iraq and Syria.

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      AssFault on the Highway to HellIvriniel
      11/16/15 10:23pm

      Ok so... Did Obama refuse to help them in secret or...?

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    jrfunkensteinMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 10:01pm

    Ugh; why does anyone keep letting this decrepit ghoul out of his crypt?

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      Charitybjrfunkenstein
      11/16/15 10:48pm

      He was confined there for over seven thousand years. Unfortunately, some dumbass archaeologist poked around and accidentally smudged one of the sacred magic sigils that kept him bound in his tomb.

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      Deadly the Eternaljrfunkenstein
      11/16/15 10:58pm

      I blame Twitter. It’s the only thing keeping him alive.

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    #NotAllYzermanMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 9:42pm


    Give me your Methodists, your Episcopalians with their boat shoes,
    Your huddled Greek Orthodox yearning to breathe incense,
    The wretched Lutherans of your teeming recreational softball league.
    Send these, the Catholics, birth control-tossed to me,
    I lift my Presbyterians beside the golden door!

    *ps- no Muslims

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      Turdington Jones#NotAllYzerman
      11/16/15 10:19pm

      You fucker. Just described the Episcopalian church my mom goes to.

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    2DollarzMelissa Cronin
    11/16/15 9:37pm

    On the positive side, it would keep Murdoch out of the US

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      KittyPancakes3.0Melissa Cronin
      11/16/15 9:49pm

      His face looks like a sad vagina

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        cuntybawsKittyPancakes3.0
        11/16/15 9:56pm

        His face is the cause of many a sad vagina

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        Gurvindercuntybaws
        11/16/15 10:24pm

        I’d like to think his bank account balance keeps that immoral vagina happy.

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      toothpetardMelissa Cronin
      11/16/15 9:37pm

      If we let ‘proven christians’ in, they’d let in the undesirables, and before we knew it everyone would be turning the other cheek.

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        Geekthologytoothpetard
        11/17/15 12:39pm

        Just kidding, there’s no room for proven Christians.

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        toothpetardGeekthology
        11/17/15 12:41pm

        Try the manger!

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      puncha yo bunsMelissa Cronin
      11/16/15 9:42pm

      Safe bet/hot take: Let’s just leave everyone out who holds any religious affiliation. All or nothing, GOP! Equality across the board.

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        I Have No Account and I Must Postpuncha yo buns
        11/16/15 9:56pm

        Star for your username. You can punch them for fun.

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      Kenhe LoginMelissa Cronin
      11/16/15 10:27pm

      We should be taking in Syrian refugees for the very simple reason that we helped create the ISIS menace which has destabilized the region.

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        Psychonaut_DidymosKenhe Login
        11/16/15 11:12pm

        Congratulations. You are the proud owner of one of the few correct responses to this mess on the internet in the last 72 hours.

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        Kenhe LoginPsychonaut_Didymos
        11/17/15 6:46am

        Thanks.

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