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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:36pm

    STAY OF EXECUTION!

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperer╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      11/18/15 5:40pm
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      99Telep☺dpr☹blems╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      11/18/15 5:41pm

      And somewhere on a busy intersection in North Carolina, a gruff and unshaven Dennis Mersereau holds up a sign saying he will forecast the next seven days of weather for food.

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    moose trutherAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:35pm

    Kristin Cavallari told everyone she was having a baby girl. What ACTUALLY emerged from her womb will SHOCK you.

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      melliemmoose truther
      11/18/15 5:39pm

      An emerald duv!?!?

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???melliem
      11/18/15 5:41pm

      A formerly-laurel-now-liam bootie?

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    Gary-XAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:37pm

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGary-X
      11/18/15 5:43pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererGary-X
      11/18/15 5:43pm
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    KaidogAllie Jones
    11/18/15 6:36pm

    So now I want to know.... What's the bra trick???

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      shelwoodKaidog
      11/18/15 8:50pm

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      ninjaginKaidog
      11/18/15 8:52pm

      Well, you put them on your head like this...

      ... and Kelly Le Brock shows up, or something.

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    PersistentBoehnerAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:35pm

    So this shit’s still happening in spite of the layoffs?

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPersistentBoehner
      11/18/15 5:36pm
      GIF
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      melliemPersistentBoehner
      11/18/15 5:40pm

      what do you think, genius?

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:46pm

    Allie, I appreciate so much that the DOK premiere on Gawker is such extensive reporting. I can hardly wait to find out what tomorrow brings.

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      eXtoferJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/18/15 5:52pm

      I know, right!?

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      bestexwifeeverJamie Lynn's Peers
      11/18/15 7:30pm

      It was truly deep.

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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    11/18/15 5:35pm

    IT LIVES

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    #kristinvincible

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      heidingoutPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      11/18/15 6:15pm

      This pairs up beautifully with Minor Threat’s “I Don’t Want to Hear It.” That might’ve been the happiest accident ever. Good bye, next 45 minutes of work!!!

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      This is Bat CountryPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      11/18/15 6:45pm

      So I panicked and made us a fallback blog that we now don’t need.

      500daysofkristin.wordpress.com

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    cornpone6969Allie Jones
    11/18/15 5:35pm

    Sorry,

    Not Sorry.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperercornpone6969
      11/18/15 5:38pm

      #NEVERSORRY

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokecornpone6969
      11/18/15 6:02pm

      Thank god we don’t come here for 500 Days of Allie.

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    MaryTylerMoore'sHairFlipAllie Jones
    11/18/15 5:46pm

    I. I. I can’t. Isn’t she rich? How much money does any one person need. This is shameful.

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      eXtoferMaryTylerMoore'sHairFlip
      11/18/15 5:49pm

      I’d rather be full of shame than empty headed, tbh.

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      MaryTylerMoore'sHairFlipeXtofer
      11/18/15 5:54pm

      She’s an over-achiever and has both.

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    Vin_VentureAllie Jones
    11/18/15 7:02pm

    This belongs inJezebels lady sections for ladies, run along ladies. Serious politicking going on heres

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      LetsgobowlingVin_Venture
      11/18/15 7:21pm

      I can tell from your personality that your penis is 2.5 inches long, fully erect.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorVin_Venture
      11/18/15 7:22pm
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