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    Mega ParsecJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:17pm

    Jesus. 74 and you’re still drinking piss? Has this old fuck never heard of single-malt scotch?

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      Jay HathawayMega Parsec
      11/13/15 1:20pm

      The 74-year-old is a different man, he was locked up a year ago for having homemade wine in his car.

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      ThisismyBurnerMega Parsec
      11/13/15 1:20pm

      The 74 year old got busted for wine. The crappy beer guy is a different person who will be 74 by the time they let him out of jail.

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    OpenSourceDWORDJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:16pm

    Does Heineken even count? Not trying to be a smug hipster or anything, but come on - go big or go home.

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      Mega ParsecOpenSourceDWORD
      11/13/15 1:19pm

      Like a skunk pissed in a can, and the can was left in the sun for, uh, August

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      Tyrant BigglesOpenSourceDWORD
      11/13/15 1:22pm

      Do you know how hard it is to smuggle an entire artisan micro-brewery in Saudi Arabia?

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    King_jaffe_jofferJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:16pm

    Man smuggles Heineken, immediately regrets decision.

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      FalsePersonaKing_jaffe_joffer
      11/13/15 2:07pm

      Heinekein!?!?
      F#@k that S#!t

      PABST!

      BLUE!

      RIBBON !

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      fartbuttKing_jaffe_joffer
      11/13/15 2:47pm

      After drinking some of the home brews i had in saudi, i would have taken a heineken, it’s rough over there.

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    CleverUsernameJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:28pm

    (and for such a huge amount of perfectly drinkable bad beer to go to waste)

    We’re playing kind of fast and loose with the term, “drinkable,” aren’t we?

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      Jay HathawayCleverUsername
      11/13/15 1:34pm

      I only meant that in the sense that it would be physically possible to drink it and it presumably hadn’t been spoiled or poisoned or anything.

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      Buccaneer9Jay Hathaway
      11/13/15 1:42pm

      It was Heineken...it was already shit.

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    Deeply Moral NihilistJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:21pm

    Transporting Heineken, across a desert? Was he trying to intentionally skunk it?

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      Mike_SmithDeeply Moral Nihilist
      11/13/15 1:53pm

      Doesn’t it come that way?

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      helpmeithinkimfallinginloveagainDeeply Moral Nihilist
      11/13/15 4:33pm

      should be fine in cans i think. not good, but fine.

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    Jerry-NetherlandJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 1:34pm

    I could never be part of any religion that dictates what I consume or what I wear.

    Meanwhile, here in Beverly Hills, the town is lousy with Saudis who are rich enough to leave their country precisely so they can walk around wearing Versace, drive like maniacs and party “like it’s 1999.”

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      BenDover,EsqJerry-Netherland
      11/13/15 1:51pm

      Not even Joel Grey’s Church of the Beatific Orgasm?
      (Formal dress required.)

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      Jerry-NetherlandBenDover,Esq
      11/13/15 2:15pm

      If Liza’s there, I’ll go. But something tells me they wouldn’t tell me what to consume or wear.

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    HoldenCashJay Hathaway
    11/13/15 3:18pm

    The only way for this to work is to actually put beer into cans labeled as a real soft drink.

    You’d have to get a beer bottler that does high volume to do it, but it could be done.

    Putting vodka into something like bottled water, same deal.

    To really boost your chances of success you’d have to ship it with a huge load of the same product with the same company that usually brings those products.

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      ShyWicklowJay Hathaway
      11/13/15 1:19pm

      The Saudi Gazette? I wonder what comic strips they have.

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        1llamarampage will write againJay Hathaway
        11/13/15 1:45pm

        I could have used this when I was living in Sudan - 9 months and no alcohol except the two varieties available on the black market, which were no-name rotgut vodka (“white”) and Johnny Walker Red Label (“red”). I was once at an embassy party that had Heineken (embassies are allowed to bring alcohol into the country for themselves) and at one point an Emirati friend of mine went on a trip to Dubai and brought back a pint of Bailey’s in a chocolate milk bottle, but other than that those were dry, slightly boring times.

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          QueenjulieJay Hathaway
          11/13/15 1:19pm

          I have a friend who lives in Saudi Arabia, and she swears that whenever she comes home, she flies back with several large water bottles full of vodka. Once time she had some friends over for a get-together, and they were getting something out of her freezer and were baffled as to why the water in her freezer wasn’t frozen.

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            1llamarampage will write againQueenjulie
            11/13/15 2:14pm

            I lived in Sudan, which is similarly a dry country, although you can get alcohol on the black market - as long as you want Johnny Walker Red or the worst vodka you’ve ever tasted. A friend who went on a trip to Dubai came back with a pint of Bailey’s in a chocolate milk bottle and it was like heaven drinking that sweet nasty swill.

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