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    Rom RombertsHamilton Nolan
    11/13/15 12:17pm

    I dumped this post into my BananaWire, GoSeeMe, Trundlr, and Jazzy feeds and it is absolutely exploding. The metrics are swollen and the hits are really flowing. Please go check your mailbox because checks from the Internet should be arriving like right now because of the traffic.

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      nice_marmotRom Romberts
      11/13/15 12:24pm

      I don’t know what about 80% of this means. How do I print a picture of this cute brownie mouse to put on my The Facebook?

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      Witch HoggleRom Romberts
      11/13/15 12:24pm

      I love you.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeHamilton Nolan
    11/13/15 12:15pm

    A 31-year-old bodega worker told police that he argued with the man over the price of the $1 cookie.

    “You guys don’t have financing options? SCREW THIS!”

    *kicks in glass door*

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      TopherHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      11/13/15 12:19pm

      I’m imagining his argument being “It’s a dollar for this package of 2 cookies. I only have 50 cents, so just let me open the package and take one of the cookies, that’s half.”

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeTopher
      11/13/15 12:20pm

      A reasonable enough request! Must we cookie shame, people?!

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHamilton Nolan
    11/13/15 12:20pm

    The only thing that would have made this better is if the animal was a ferret.

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      nice_marmotGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      11/13/15 12:33pm

      Ahh, nice marmot...

      GIF
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    ThenSAHamilton Nolan
    11/13/15 12:21pm

    Let’s not forget Running for President rat.

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      kamla deviThenSA
      11/13/15 12:29pm

      you win!

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    TopherHamilton Nolan
    11/13/15 12:16pm

    Man, can you imagine what would happen if he Gave a Mouse a Cookie?

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      AnonymousCivilPersonHamilton Nolan
      11/13/15 12:59pm

      This isn’t news! People have been reading about this bitch for decades!

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        Deadly the EternalAnonymousCivilPerson
        11/13/15 4:51pm

        Well, yeah, but people have been using this bitch as clickbait for decades.

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      Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
      11/13/15 12:15pm

      100 8th ave. ny ny

      There’s a rat in the Kitchen, what are we gonna do?

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        tornadoslackssHamilton Nolan
        11/13/15 12:15pm

        I'll sell him one of my grandma's cookies for a dime. It's really old, though, because she died 20 years ago.

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          cuntybawsHamilton Nolan
          11/13/15 12:13pm

          Rat Mind-Controls Man, Makes Him Steal Cookie, Will Start World Domination Once Done Eating

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            kamla deviHamilton Nolan
            11/13/15 12:28pm

            I am fairly certain, that all added protein to Grandma’s Chocolate Chip cookies are from rats. So this man is justified in his righteous anger, albeit misplaced towards a likely underpaid bodega employee, and not Ma Grandma and her vending-machine, rat-laced non-food junk.

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