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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    11/23/15 5:04pm

    Kristin gave us the best gift of all today:

    So the dog was named Sailor?

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorEmerald D.V.
      11/23/15 5:06pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererEmerald D.V.
      11/23/15 5:07pm

      CONGRATS TO THE FAMILY!!

      Also, SAYLOR???

      GIF

      And I bet Blake Lively is pissed.

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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    11/23/15 5:25pm

    DAY 303

    DAY 303

    DO NOT DOUBT MY PSYCHIC POWERS

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      11/23/15 5:27pm
      GIF
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      moose trutherPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      11/23/15 5:27pm

      congrats ejia!

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    Pumibellicose IAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:24pm

    Who is this woman? I dont get why you would spend 500 days on her. I must be missing something here.

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      moose trutherPumibellicose I
      11/23/15 5:28pm

      who are YOU

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Pumibellicose I
      11/23/15 5:31pm

      Kristin Cavallari is the host of nationally-syndicated travel program called Best Beaches. When interviewed about how different it really was from Playboy Playmate Bridget Marquardt’s “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”, Kristin calmly bellowed “BUT I’M SEXIER THAN THEM” and disintegrated the interviewer with a very petite hadoken.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:30pm

    Perhaps with Kristin in mind, today I had butternut squash soup for lunch, prepared by a trusted soupmonger.

    I wasn’t pleased, and I didn’t finish it.

    :-(

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      melliemLetsgobowling
      11/23/15 5:32pm

      too many chemicals like gmo’s, probably!!

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      cornpone6969Letsgobowling
      11/23/15 5:35pm

      Should have wrapped it in bacon, it’s a great healthy snack for tailgating.

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    MadeaSeedsaHurricaneAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:02pm

    Which 11 of you preordered the book?!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMadeaSeedsaHurricane
      11/23/15 5:10pm

      ME.

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      melliemCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/23/15 5:23pm

      Do you think Speidi ordered one copy or two?

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    eXtoferAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:06pm

    Message to all the haters: See? the photo changed above. Stop complaining.

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      Mr. TwincredibleeXtofer
      11/23/15 5:11pm

      Damnit, you made me scroll up again.

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherMr. Twincredible
      11/23/15 5:31pm

      same.

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    SwiftressAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:17pm

    I really don’t know what to make of this series. This is the second “500 days” story I’ve clicked on, and none of them seem to make any real sense.

    Of course, I could parse them better if I knew who Kristen Cavallari was, but I just can’t bring myself to care enough to find out.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorSwiftress
      11/23/15 5:22pm
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    Something-Clever-Here, PresidentAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:06pm

    At first I thought this was dumb, then it clicked and thought “eh, that is pretty funny”. But at this point it is just mean.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorSomething-Clever-Here, President
      11/23/15 5:08pm
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      eXtoferSomething-Clever-Here, President
      11/23/15 5:10pm

      so many conflicting emotions you have. live on you will.

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    Mindy: Oat WhispererAllie Jones
    11/23/15 6:22pm

    We’re doing secret Santa at work, but gifts have to be under $10. Should I do an app subscription? An Emerald Duv ring? Idk

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      LetsgobowlingMindy: Oat Whisperer
      11/23/15 6:27pm

      It’s priced accordingly! I say this is the perfect time to become Be-St Bit-Ches with your officemates!

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      logophobe, desperate dadMindy: Oat Whisperer
      11/23/15 6:41pm

      An avocado pit

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    BurnedAtTheSteakAllie Jones
    11/23/15 5:14pm

    Eternal salvation through Christ: Do men need it?

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererBurnedAtTheSteak
      11/23/15 5:18pm

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      BurnedAtTheSteakCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      11/23/15 5:38pm

      Currently regretting not making that “eternal salvation through Krist”. Really ending the day on a down note, personally.

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