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    Rom RombertsKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:24am

    Instead of diamonds, my parents gave me crippled emotions.

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      keverdeneRom Romberts
      11/13/15 11:28am

      ... which are equally durable and great for playing Smiths records.

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      Rom Rombertskeverdene
      11/13/15 11:30am

      my favorite smiths song is the one that’s like

      “It’s probably raining,

      either here right now or somewhere else

      I don’t know because I’m alone in a bathtub crying

      because I am sad forever and always

      Poor me

      Poor me

      Poor me

      Poor me”

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    2DollarzKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:18am

    Someone has a career in art. It's not you Kelly, but someone does.

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      Clio2Dollarz
      11/13/15 11:23am

      In all honesty, why is that shit not credited at the bottom?? Standards, Kelly! Standards!

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      fondue process2Dollarz
      11/13/15 11:39am

      for kelly

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    TiredoneKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:20am
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      VtDkDudeTiredone
      11/13/15 11:24am

      Do not jest. A local jewelry company did the whole “go full Golum” commercial that plays before every movie at the theatre. Oh sweet, it is online. Share my pain.

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      rudi_freudeVtDkDude
      11/13/15 11:33am

      The pain you speak of was merely momentary.

      For only diamonds last forever.

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    cuntybawsKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:23am

    Close. My hand:

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      OpenSourceDWORDcuntybaws
      11/13/15 11:34am
      GIF
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    Cassiopeia13Kelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:49am

    Maybe it's shitty to say (if someone hasn't already said it), but Hong Kong is in China. And, isn't China known for considering female children worthless a lot of the time? It's nice to see a parent go out of their way for a female child over there.

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      G3istbotCassiopeia13
      11/13/15 11:53am

      Hong Kong is to China as Texas is to the United States.

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      shelwoodCassiopeia13
      11/13/15 1:06pm

      You think she actually gets to play with these things? Dad is naming these diamonds after Josephine because it would be considered too much (as opposed to this!) to name them after himself, so he’s naming them after the daughter that he named after himself. This has nothing to do with this child at all.

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    tornadoslackssKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:25am

    My parents named things for me too. When I was a kid they referred to my room as the pigsty of tornadoslackss.

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      aka CSaughmyeyetornadoslackss
      11/13/15 12:03pm

      I thought for years I had a boat, my parents kept referring to my room as the “wreck of the Hesperus”

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    UncleCCClaudiusKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:28am

    I’m sure Josephine will grow up to be a fine person with many redeeming qualities.

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      shelwoodUncleCCClaudius
      11/13/15 1:05pm

      With a dad like that? Certainly. She’ll be fine as long as she never, ever goes against her father’s wishes.

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    iElvis Found Trump's Tax Returns Too Late to Save GawkerKelly Conaboy
    11/13/15 11:24am

    I used to work for one of the major companies in the diamond business and saw stones like this on a fairly regular basis. They’re really nothing special. Quite underwhelming.

    Really. Trust me. You’re missing out on nothing.

    Move along.

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      sarasasaKelly Conaboy
      11/13/15 11:22am

      Damn, Josephine will probably grow up to be awful, but damn if I’m not curious to know what it feels like to be that spoiled.

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        rudi_freudesarasasa
        11/13/15 11:31am

        She probably won’t even know what “spoiled” even means, because that’s her normal life.

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      Jerry-NetherlandKelly Conaboy
      11/13/15 11:36am

      Some girls star very young (and by the time they die, their collection is legendary)!

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