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    kamla deviJay Hathaway
    11/12/15 1:04pm

    Yeah, people in my city get really upset about poops in public parks, but there are literally no public restrooms anywhere. It’s kind of like, if y’all want to be dicks and not give people toilets you get what you asked for.

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      m9105826kamla devi
      11/12/15 1:38pm

      The free market should build toilets if people are sick of seeing poop!

      Or something.

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      dothedewkamla devi
      11/12/15 2:09pm

      There are other options. Curb your human!

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    Jerry-NetherlandJay Hathaway
    11/12/15 1:02pm

    “Burns said in May that the local loos wouldas a cost-saving measure due to a $33 million cutback by the Scottish government”

    Huh? Unless this sentence is re-written (written?), the whole story loses its point. Though the gist of the story kinda writes itself.

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      MisterMcGibbletsJerry-Netherland
      11/12/15 1:15pm

      looks like kinja just kinjaed a few characters: “would_close_as a...”

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      Jay HathawayJerry-Netherland
      11/12/15 1:41pm

      “Would be closed as.” I fixed it. For some reason, Chrome has decided to start going into insert mode lately, and typing over characters that were already there.

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    PutzJay Hathaway
    11/12/15 1:00pm

    Is this like a rough draft that leaked accidentally? Funny story, loving the irony of it, but that was kind of strange to read.

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      cuntybawsPutz
      11/12/15 1:08pm

      Early leakage

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      benjaminallovercuntybaws
      11/12/15 1:11pm

      premature publication.

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    MisterMcGibbletsJay Hathaway
    11/12/15 1:01pm

    When you get to write a headline like that, do you just sit back, crack open a beer, and call it a day? I would.

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      cuntybawsJay Hathaway
      11/12/15 1:01pm

      “sorry mate, yae should hae made it tae the pisher in time.”

      Remarkable

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        ninjaginJay Hathaway
        11/12/15 1:08pm

        He got away pretty easy. In the states he’d be a sex offender.

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          BenDover,Esqninjagin
          11/12/15 1:34pm

          In the US, he’d ordinarily have the defense of necessity.

          But he created the necessities on both ends all by himself - probably not much precedent on all fours with this case.

          Maybe those finger-wagging legal eglets at Mizzou law school could focus their inconspicuous wisdom on this pissing match.. .

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          AskYourMotherninjagin
          11/13/15 12:17am

          America, the land of opportunity!

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        Cylontater: Genital WhispererJay Hathaway
        11/12/15 12:59pm
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          IskaralPustJay Hathaway
          11/12/15 1:01pm

          That fool, he should have defunded the police first, then he could have pissed all over everything with impunity.

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            burlivesleftnutJay Hathaway
            11/12/15 1:00pm

            The nerve of this prick.

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              Billy Jackburlivesleftnut
              11/12/15 1:11pm

              Oh Pissboy!

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            FauxhemianRhapshodyJay Hathaway
            11/12/15 1:11pm

            Burns said in May that the local loos wouldas a cost-saving measure due to a $33 million cutback by the Scottish government.

            But what will Mr. Shabby do? They promised him a brush after 5 years!

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