Kinja reply list

Read More
GregoireJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:44am
I’d love to slather up Rob Lowe in Big Mac secret sauce, savor his McRibs while fondling his Chicken McNuggets, but I’m not sure I’m ready for his Quarter Pounder. All in all though — a Happy Meal.

GIF

Reply
- Read More
  Ken Yadiggit, AdiosGregoire
  11/12/15 10:53am
  oh my god, the pants feelings
  Reply
- Read More
  Missypoo50Gregoire
  11/12/15 11:08am
  Substitute McRib sauce for Big Mac sauce and I'm game.
  Reply
Read More
ThenSAJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:53am
This is Broadcast News. This is what you get when you are one of America’s Sweethearts! I bet you Rob Lowe had to Say Anything to get one of them cards. He can probably even use the card at Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. I am sure he can even take 8 Men Out to dinner with it. It must make for One Crazy Summer. I bet you he can even get a birthday cake there with Sixteen Candles. He can even use it at the McDonald’s at City Hall. I don’t know though, after eating all that McDonald’s, he might be Better Off Dead. I mean, I just find their food Grosse Point Blank.
Reply
- Read More
  EL34ThenSA
  11/12/15 10:57am
  Um, what does John Cusack have to do with it?
  Reply
- Read More
  ThenSAEL34
  11/12/15 11:00am
  Ugg John Cusack. What a waste. He was so good in Platoon and Wall Street. But I just hate Two and Half Men so much!
  
  Did you know he was actually an uncreditted extra in Apocalypse Now?
  Reply
Read More
ThenSAJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:43am
I attempted to acquire the McDonald’s Gold Card, but the first requirement made me grimace.
Reply
- Read More
  isitgrayorgreyThenSA
  11/12/15 10:53am
  the younger generation doesn’t even get that.
  
  I award you 2 Mayor McCheese proclamations.
  Reply
- Read More
  Ken Yadiggit, AdiosThenSA
  11/12/15 10:54am
  ETD: oh my god. I just got it. fucking hell. Good one.
  Reply
Read More
fun-with-headcheeseJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:42am
“Creepy pedophile clown” LOL, remember that time Rob made a sex tape with a 16 year old?
Reply
- Read More
  CAPTAINOHfun-with-headcheese
  11/12/15 10:47am
  Is this true? I love RL and would be devastated (not really) if this is true. Off to google.
  Reply
- Read More
  isitgrayorgreyCAPTAINOH
  11/12/15 10:52am
  you must be under age 30 if you didn’t know this. america forgives white guys banging underage girls. for the record I believe she told him she was 18 but it’s still a crime.
  Reply
Read More
Ken Yadiggit, AdiosJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:53am

No, Chris Traeger, noooooo

McDonalds is literally the worst for you.
Reply
- Read More
  isitgrayorgreyKen Yadiggit, Adios
  11/12/15 10:55am
  no it LITERALLY isn’t. figuratively, hell yes. but you can eat grilled chicken with apple slices and milk or water and it LITERALLY isn’t the worst.
  
  go to Outback and polish off a bloomin onion followed by a single serving of food at Cheesecake Factory that has enough calories and fat to last you 3 days (and that’s before the dessert).
  Reply
- Read More
  Ken Yadiggit, Adiosisitgrayorgrey
  11/12/15 10:57am
  OK I’m gonna give you a break because you obviously don’t watch Parks and Rec. Rob Lowe plays a super health-conscious character who uses the word LITERALLY all the time. For everything. And he says it with a real stress on the word LITERALLY which makes it funny.
  
  I understand the difference between literally and figuratively myself.
  
  Reply
Read More
Alex CJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:48am
Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirecTV.

And I'm morbidly obese Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
Reply
- Read More
  SplatworthyAlex C
  11/12/15 11:08am
  Those commercials drive me nuts. They think the audience doesn’t know they are being called losers for having cable? And those Chevy commercials have convinced me I can never buy a Chevy. End rant.
  Reply
- Read More
  nurserSplatworthy
  11/12/15 11:18am
  Go ahead and rant. The woman who says in an extreme monotone “That’s.. the... dream..to..have..Wifi..in..the..car..” I think the dream is to upgrade from a Chevy.
  Reply
Read More
Dave Jay Hathaway
11/12/15 11:06am
- Well it’s a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there’s a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaverate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows. The Queen, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ooh! Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!
Reply
- Read More
  selmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclureDave
  11/12/15 11:20am
  His best role.
  Reply
- Read More
  kindergoth sissygeekDave
  11/12/15 11:48am
  
  GIF
  
  Reply
Read More
dothedewJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:40am
McD’s is unlikely to be the grossest thing Lowe has ever put in his mouth.
Reply
- Read More
  2Dollarzdothedew
  11/12/15 10:49am
  That’s not quite a quarter pound, if we’re being honest
  Reply
Read More
Jerry-NetherlandJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:37am
And McDonald’s doesn’t even serve Grinder sandwiches!
Reply
- Read More
  AskYourMotherJerry-Netherland
  11/12/15 11:17am
  Damn it Jerry, sandwiches you order on Grindr aren’t food!
  Reply
- Read More
  Jerry-NetherlandAskYourMother
  11/12/15 11:28am
  I wouldn’t mind being in a sandwich with Fred Savage and Rob Lowe!
  
  Reply
Read More
LindaJay Hathaway
11/12/15 10:38am
Chris Traeger would not approve.

Reply