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    Masshole JamesBrendan O'Connor
    11/11/15 7:08pm

    If George W. Bush can fly a plane, why not a dog?

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      BobbySeriousMasshole James
      11/11/15 7:12pm

      And a dog won’t go AWOL thanks to drunken, cocaine-filled bender for a year.

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      cuntybawsMasshole James
      11/11/15 7:15pm

      There’s the issue of him licking his own genitals instead of looking out the cockpit window.

      And don’t get me started on the dog’s downsides

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    Cam/ronBrendan O'Connor
    11/11/15 7:12pm
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      Masshole JamesCam/ron
      11/11/15 7:16pm

      What if he doesn’t die and dogs start to dominate our skies? What happens to the cat? Do we teach them to fly into space so they can keep their dominion over dogs as Jesus intended? Or do we teach them to shoot down these planes?

      #WorriedMemberTeamCat

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      Cam/ronMasshole James
      11/11/15 7:17pm

      As long as the dogs aren’t wise enough to deploy laser pointers.

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    Desi_RelafordBrendan O'Connor
    11/11/15 7:37pm

    Could a dog pilot a time machine?

    Would you support a dog going back in time and killing Baby Hitler?

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      Maxine FloefflerDesi_Relaford
      11/11/15 8:33pm

      No dog would kill Hitler, apparently. He was a dog lover all his life and his beloved Blondi lived with him in the bunker to the very end.

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      ottermannDesi_Relaford
      11/11/15 9:00pm

      Nope.

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    curiousBrendan O'Connor
    11/11/15 7:12pm

    Finally, someone is bravely asking The Ultimate Question!

    It’s a new dawn for life on this little blue marble we call home.

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      Maxine Floefflercurious
      11/11/15 8:27pm

      Oh God, you just gave me an unwelcome flashback to this show “Big Blue Marble”. I think it must have been on PBS, because we watched a lot of that as kids. But whenever BBM came on it was time to go to the networks and watch Merv Griffin interview his “girlfriend” or something.

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    Jerry-NetherlandBrendan O'Connor
    11/11/15 7:14pm

    Of course they can, given the right equipment

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      Rom RombertsBrendan O'Connor
      11/11/15 7:10pm

      Dogs are incompetent

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        curiousRom Romberts
        11/11/15 7:20pm

        Then they try to front by being ass kissers...or crotch sniffers.

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        CakewalkinDaddycurious
        11/11/15 7:54pm

        Crotch lickers, with a little bit of training.

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      cuntybawsBrendan O'Connor
      11/11/15 7:10pm

      Airedale Terrier!

      ahem

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        Hellephantcuntybaws
        11/11/15 7:19pm

        Skye Terrier

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      BobbySeriousBrendan O'Connor
      11/11/15 7:13pm

      Finally, the Canine dream has become a reality...

      GIF
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        SwiftressBrendan O'Connor
        11/11/15 7:08pm

        Flying an airplane is not very hard. Successfully landing the airplane is a different story entirely.

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