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    GangstaSpectreOfDefeatJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:13pm

    Somewhere, somehow the “normal” Republicans have to know what a fucking joke this is. Right?

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      GrammaRayBurstGangstaSpectreOfDefeat
      11/11/15 5:16pm

      They are all right-leaning Dems now.

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      Desi_RelafordGangstaSpectreOfDefeat
      11/11/15 5:17pm

      He’s on vacation this week.

      He’s in Vermont for the foliage. He avoids TV and internet. Really likes to unwind.

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    25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVENJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:14pm

    Kasich would be a much more attractive candidate if he could stop doing that weird thing with his mouth. What the fuck is that?

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      kobayashimaroon25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      11/11/15 5:21pm

      He occasionally says something reasonable and his body is trying to “undo send.”

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      jetpropulsionqueefs25% Meaner Godzooks - BACK TO EVEN
      11/11/15 5:21pm

      Sucking dick?

      Nope. Can’t be a proper Republican politician without going on a few rentboy dick-sucking meth binges.

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    Masshole JamesJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:22pm

    These two idiots made it to the White House and the “smart” Bush is imploding...God bless America!

    GIF
    GIF
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      Mercury: The Sweetest Of The Transition MetalsMasshole James
      11/11/15 5:29pm
      GIF
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      Richard PunchMasshole James
      11/11/15 5:31pm

      What the fuck was that HW quote? What was the context? WAS there context?

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    ninjaginJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:23pm

    I’ve never been so impatient to get to Super Tuesday in my entire life. (a little less than four months, folks!) I tried to watch the circus last night, but had to shut off the television a half hour before the end. (Jezebel and Gawker live-blogs were great, by the way!)

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      Kumichoninjagin
      11/11/15 5:58pm

      The great thing is that once the Republicans have coalesced around *one* of the clown car idiots, they will finally start to actually be held accountable for the batshitcrazy things that they’re saying...

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      flamingolingoKumicho
      11/11/15 6:30pm

      Fat chance. Our courtier press has never held Republicans accountable for the batshitcrazyhateful things they say and do.

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    jasoneliasJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:16pm

    It’s time to take Jeb’s campaign behind the shed and shoot it.

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      kobayashimaroonjasonelias
      11/11/15 5:20pm

      When it was born.

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      Mew-Tang-Clanjasonelias
      11/11/15 5:26pm

      His brother should have ordered a preemptive strike on Jeb’s Plain-Jane of a campaign before it started. But now's as good a time as any to put it out of its misery.

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    TaraIncognitaJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:14pm

    All that aside, why why why did Maria Bartiromo go blonde? Did someone make her do it? That’s evil stuff, man.

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      UKStory135TaraIncognita
      11/11/15 5:29pm

      I think it is a requirement when you work at Fox.

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      HoldenCashTaraIncognita
      11/11/15 6:03pm

      She’ll do anything for a fat contract...that’s why they call her the Money Honey

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    LeNoceurJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 6:21pm

    Has there ever been anyone who took months out of their life, raised millions of dollars, endured a grueling travel schedule, and looked less like they actually wanted the job? At this point I guess he’s hoping that if he sticks around a little longer he might get to be Commerce Secretary or something.

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      80sRobotLeNoceur
      11/11/15 6:38pm

      He doesn’t want the job. He wants voters to want him — and that’s not happening.

      Jeb is only continuing to run because of longtime family friends and social connections who have been loyal to his father and brother.

      But he’s actually helping the Democrats (and Clinton). He suckered rich Republicans to donate well over $100 million to his Super PAC — money which they will probably never get back and which could have been invested better on other Republican candidates. Now that money is being dithered away tearing down other Republican candidates, which will weaken whoever wins the nomination in the general. The party of fiscal responsibility right there.

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      MorganLeNoceur
      11/11/15 7:59pm

      I think part of it is that he was thinking he was going to be inaugurated. Kind of like Hilary. I mean, Bernie’s going to give it a shot, but she’s the presumptive nominee, and barring anything catastrophic, she’ll be on the ballot next November.

      I think Jeb was thinking his path would be similar. Then he realised that it’s gonna be a year of slogging through it just to make the primaries, and having to deal with the carnival barkers that have taken over his party.

      So, I think either he’s clueless, and feels he’s entitled to the throne, because daddy and big bro already had their time, and it’s his time now! Or, he’s seen what’s needed to be at the forefront of the party, and he just doesn’t have the stomach for it, out of some kind of familial obligation.

      Either is as likely as the other, IMO.

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    MulderLovesMeJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 6:23pm

    Hints for making better debates:

    1. Have them moderated by debate modersators from universities.

    2. Cut their mics when it is not their question.

    3. Cut their mics when their time is up.

    4. Take the camera off them if they step away from their lectern.

    5. Ask every candidate the same questions.

    6. Employ regular debate procedures, not this wild west people talking over each other whenever they want to nonsense.

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      WowF'ngWowMulderLovesMe
      11/11/15 6:46pm

      +1

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      Enorme Galo, the Muscle Hamster!MulderLovesMe
      11/11/15 7:02pm

      7. Compliance enforced through electro-shock.

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    heeeeeynowJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:14pm

    Excuse me... but it’s spelled Jeb!

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      Jerry-Netherlandheeeeeynow
      11/11/15 6:21pm

      At this point he’s such an afterthought, it should be spelled (Jeb).

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      curiousheeeeeynow
      11/11/15 7:01pm

      The correct spelling is Huh?

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    e.nonJordan Sargent
    11/11/15 5:35pm

    i am thoroughly enjoying watching jeb(!)‘s humiliation on the national stage. especially since it hasn’t resulted in the invasion of any country nor the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

    and the fact that poppy and idiot brother’s efforts have only caused more embarrassment is gratifying in its own special way...

    fuck that family.

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