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    Socks Are My Favorite ClothesKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:39pm

    I was on the runway for 45 minutes and then endured a 2 hour flight where we weren’t allowed out of our seats because of the bad weather. It sucks. I fully expected at least one bladder to explode.

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      ParkerPosaholicSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      11/09/15 7:48pm

      “What? Cady has more than one bladder?!” Ohhh, the other passengers.....

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      thatsjustmyhairSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      11/09/15 7:48pm

      HOW MANY BLADDERS DO YOU HAVE? I’ll take two please.

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:39pm

    Jesse Williams eats his yogurt like I eat my peas.

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      jinnirandilynisFINDILYN
      11/09/15 7:47pm

      I like my men the way I like my peas.

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      PussycatIsUpOnCurrentEventsjinni
      11/09/15 7:49pm

      Not touching anything else on your plate?

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:36pm

    @Chloe Grace Moretz.

    It can.

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      VinrandilynisFINDILYN
      11/09/15 7:38pm

      Brb cooking this.

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      apersCapersrandilynisFINDILYN
      11/09/15 7:50pm

      This is hilarious. Just had a conversation with my husband at dinner last night while I was eating a delicious salad- I really believe the best salad isn't near as delicious as the worst cheesey carb food.

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    32_FootstepsKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:53pm

    If People Magazine thinks that tuna noodle casserole is a sign of perfection, its standards are even lower than I thought.

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      DuchessCrazyLinda32_Footsteps
      11/09/15 8:05pm

      It's delicious comfort food!

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      anisa-types32_Footsteps
      11/09/15 8:16pm

      It’s not the most damaging double standard out there, but it is supremely annoying.

      ‘I made my husband/boyfriend dinner!’

      Bitch calm down it was probably just ramen anyway.

      ‘I made my wife/girlfriend dinner!’

      OMG YOU ARE THE BEST EVER I HOPE SHE WORSHIPS YOU AS A GOD

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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:46pm

    Potato chip tuna casserole? No disrespect intended to Mr. Legend, but that was the sixth-grade cafeteria lunch we always avoided on Tuesdays.

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      armadillo122490chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      11/09/15 8:19pm

      Yeah, that sounds completely disgusting.

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      chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfisharmadillo122490
      11/09/15 8:21pm

      Hey, he’s a smooth guy, maybe he’s got some family secret recipe that works kitchen magic. But tuna casserole in general... yeah. Not something to trot out for a special dinner.

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    LittleKingTrashmouth is Gary the dogKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:32pm

    I don’t get Demi Lovato’s 2nd tweet - what was wrong with her wording?

    And damn if Chrissy Teigen isn’t making me love her despite myself.

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      lunchcomaLittleKingTrashmouth is Gary the dog
      11/09/15 7:36pm

      Maybe airplane would be better than airline, but I don’t see anything that makes it difficult to understand either.

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      jinniLittleKingTrashmouth is Gary the dog
      11/09/15 7:49pm

      Also. She’s pregnant.

      Nine months worth of potato chip tuna casseroles is baseline.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:36pm

    Jesse Williams, teaching us all how to relive the true experience of youth.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      11/09/15 7:56pm

      Or like, lunch @ rush hour in whole foods when they run out of silverware...

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      hockygrrl4 aka DuckPoolSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      11/09/15 8:31pm

      At one time I would have maybe giggled at this but- my recent experience as a cook left me a little out of sorts about stuff like this... like we would regularly have to stop tray line to get more silverware so that we could finish feeding residents. Or trays. (One of the more important portions of a tray line, those) or something. Again, so glad I am out of there.

      Also, sorry for being the Debbie Downer here.

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    lisaroweKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:36pm

    this brought up a sad memory for me. it was the only time a guy called me ugly, to my face at least. in high school, there was an asshole bro in our class who just said and did stupid shit for attention. one day when we were taking a test, the teacher left the room for a bit, and he starts freestyling! WHAT? he sat directly in front of me and he wouldn’t shut up so i told him to shut up and he just screamed, “YOU SHUT UP! YOU’RE UGLY!”

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      Rihanna is the one truelisarowe
      11/09/15 8:09pm

      But what is he doing with his life now? I’m sure you came out on top. I know I did with my male arch nemesis from HS. Hehe.

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      lisaroweRihanna is the one true
      11/09/15 8:12pm

      no clue! i can’t even remember his name. he wasn’t my nemesis. he was just annoying. i’m sure he’s fine. his parents were very rich.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    11/09/15 8:04pm

    I cannot fathom how horrible potato chip tuna casserole must taste. If pregnancy makes one crave such things, it is even shittier than I thought—and I’ve been by my wife’s side for two very shitty ones.

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      jpomonkeyrusholmeruffian
      11/09/15 9:25pm

      Reading that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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      Marillenbaumrusholmeruffian
      11/09/15 10:50pm

      It’s actually pretty good! The potato chips just go on the top for crunch, in lieu of bread crumbs. I mean, considering that tuna casserole is just tuna, noodles, peas, and a bechamel sauce topped with bread crumbs, how can it really be bad?

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    11/09/15 7:41pm

    Is yoko talking about cryogenisis??? Or separation head from a body, Futurama way??

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      DuchessCrazyLindaGELLA - LLAP
      11/09/15 8:04pm

      Head in a jar, hopefully. I like to regard Futurama as a documentary.

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      GELLA - LLAPDuchessCrazyLinda
      11/09/15 8:12pm

      Per Galaxy Quest its historical documents. :P

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