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RooseveltsRevengeJay Hathaway
11/06/15 7:22pm
“Billionaire Siberian tiger Hairball”

I’m just... So proud of this one. Excellent work, Jay. Excellent work.

Here’s the updated list:

-Exhaustive child

-$4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer

- ever worse human and godsend

-wonka factory escapee

-Serious republican Presidential Candidate

-Open-Faced Quesadilla

-Idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular “Annoying Orange”

-Noted Asshole

-Asshole-American

-shrunken apple head

-permanently open mouth

-Verbal Billionaire

-Donald Trump Entusiast

-deflated basketball

-cartoon plutocrat

-Sentient overripe pear

-melted creamsicle

-Rotting pumpkin time-lapse ( By far my favorite)

-fluffy bouffant

-gaping mouth with a hairpiece

-oozy lather of absurd hyperbole

-dick-nosed baldy

-perpetual asshole

-serially bankrupt business mogul

-television clown

-bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime

- legitimate hairstyle choice

-anthropomorphic caterpillar

-toupee’d buffoon

-bloviating billionaire

-idiotic rich man

-vibrating Bologna loaf

-Deflated football

-Human embodiment of hotdog filling

-Toupee-wearing Orangina Fuckhole

-sentient bottle of self tanner

-short-fingered vulgarian

-Rejected Richie Rich Villain

-Corndog that escaped from the state fair

-GOP Presidential candidate and Bone-in Ham

-Walking sun dried tomato

-Presidential candidate and human Kewpie doll

-Adult male baby with the combover and personality of a 30 pound toddler

-Melting pig carcass

-Human cystic acne pus

-Millionaire and disgraced racist

-What would happen if a caps lock key was granted one wish and that wish was to come to life.

-Fabulist cheddar critter

-NOT a Fetal-Mafia Truther (I.E.- Ted Cruz, Ashley’s insult is too good not to be included)

-Unreptant Bigot

-Ralph Steadman illustration come to life

-Noted Donald Trump enthusiast

-Grimacing Cheeto Fart

-Everyone’s Favorite Screaming Steamed Carrot

-Cursed Halloween Mask

-Presidential candidate and bag of flour

-Enraged animated creamsicle

-Woody Allen impersonator and Incessant Tweeter

-Time-displaced Sopranos extra

-Melted candle impersonator

-Bloviating caricature of a businessman

-Disgraced Pope impersonator

-Cable News Fever Dream

-Delusional Cheese Creature

-Lint-crusted dried apricot

-Mud clotted welcome mat

-Melting Businessman

-James Bond Villain/Republican Presidential Candidate

-Aspiring social media intern

-Drunk Monopoly man

-Cranial bee sting victim

-Stupid, racist clown

-Lint-covered sentient Cheeto

-Man-sized sebaceous cyst

-billionaire Siberian Tiger
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  tiaratoddleragainRooseveltsRevenge
  11/06/15 7:48pm
  This is wonderful, I would read a book of it.
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  incomplRooseveltsRevenge
  11/06/15 8:05pm
  You’re doing the lord’s work.
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hahtrump12Jay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:24pm
Imagine when Kreis finds out Trump’s daughter Ivanka converted to Orthodox Judaism and married into a powerful Jewish family.
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  Bawitabahhahtrump12
  11/06/15 5:26pm
  Hahaha. Hate is so irrational, though....
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  shelwoodhahtrump12
  11/06/15 6:30pm
  Also that time The Donald pretended to have Jewish ancestry to make a real estate deal.
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Silver Gleaming Death MachineJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:30pm
“KKK-affiliated child molesters hate me. Bernie 2016.”
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festivusaziliJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:24pm
Which one is Trump?
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  Darth Molefestivusazili
  11/06/15 5:30pm
  The billionaire Siberian tiger hairball.
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  larryherkimerfestivusazili
  11/06/15 5:39pm
  I’m always confused when they say, don’t trust the Jew, or the Jew wants to take over America. Which Jew? Why are you keeping this a secret? Who is he????
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America's WangJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:21pm
There’s your Secretary of Labor—right there.
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  I used to own a Jetstar1America's Wang
  11/06/15 5:24pm
  Education.
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  dieselectricAmerica's Wang
  11/06/15 5:41pm
  Health and Human Services
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CorbettoJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:25pm
Looks like the law finally caught up with Uncle Jesse. Nothin’ them Duke boys can do about it now.
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  whiskeytangoCorbetto
  11/06/15 5:54pm
  Them David Duke boys, amiright?
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CaptainButtersJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:27pm
Yellow tinted glasses, trademark of the Mason-Dixon line dwellers.
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  Crispin WaughCaptainButters
  11/06/15 5:29pm
  people on the Maryland-Pennsylvania border?
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  GHUACaptainButters
  11/06/15 5:32pm
  I think you mean ‘those dwelling below the Mason-Dixon line’.
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puncha yo bunsJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:32pm
I'm surprised all white supremacists didn't just bowl over and die when Obama was elected. I was crossing my fingers for a collective Aryan Nation heart attack in 2008.
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Fresh Courage TakeJay Hathaway
11/06/15 6:55pm
. . . and focus on the facts of the case. Apparently, they did: they found Kries guilty . . .

But if they had acquitted him, they would not have been focusing on the case? Biased much? Jeezus.
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  GeorgeGeoffersonLivesFresh Courage Take
  11/07/15 3:22am
  lol
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KumquatRodeoJay Hathaway
11/06/15 5:56pm
I hope Trump continues to help bring out the best in our nation.
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