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    Johnny ChundersAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:52pm

    This post may have just been an unabashed ploy to post pictures of lil’ doggies, but I don’t really mind.

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      SlickWillieJohnny Chunders
      11/06/15 3:55pm

      May also be a sign of early on-set dementia brought on by almost 300 days of Kristen.

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      Venus_in_fursJohnny Chunders
      11/06/15 4:01pm
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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosAllie Jones
    11/06/15 4:17pm

    I read through this entire damn post and yet there’s still no payoff with a picture of a goddamn teacup french bulldog.

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      Johnny ChundersKen Yadiggit, Adios
      11/06/15 4:31pm

      “Give him a picture of a teacup french bulldog, since he must make gain out of what he learns.”

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosJohnny Chunders
      11/06/15 4:31pm

      PUPPYYYYY

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    Brigadier General CrunchAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:52pm

    The kind that eat their own shit.

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      HerbertHasCandyBrigadier General Crunch
      11/06/15 3:56pm
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      jonhernHerbertHasCandy
      11/06/15 4:00pm

      Poor puppy, dogs only do that if they are malnourished, the owner should be shaming themselves.

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    NefertittiesAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:56pm

    Getting this vibe from most of them. Plus a cartoon seems more apt.

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      ArturoNefertitties
      11/06/15 4:03pm

      That really should have been the picture for either Mike Huckabee or Ted Cruz.

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      NefertittiesArturo
      11/06/15 4:13pm

      Yes, but also Carson. Like a lot.

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    SwiftressAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:50pm

    Rand Paul is a cat.

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      MolierthanthouSwiftress
      11/06/15 3:54pm

      KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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      Charlie Swiftress
      11/06/15 3:54pm

      if you die in your house he’ll eat you!

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    GregoireAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:52pm

    “Bullshit,” said the teacup French bulldog.

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      Ken Yadiggit, AdiosGregoire
      11/06/15 4:19pm

      SO SMALL.

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    EmilyPosterchildAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:57pm

    My old roommate had a teacup French bulldog, and its sinuses were so effed up it had to be carried up stairs or it would be unable to breathe. What I’m saying is, the entire American politcal system is a teacup French bulldog.

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      EmilyPosterchildEmilyPosterchild
      11/06/15 4:23pm

      Also, you had to wipe its butt, because shit would stick to its haunches instead of sliding off. So, yeah, the metaphor works.

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      ad infinitumEmilyPosterchild
      11/06/15 4:49pm

      Teacup dogs in general are wildly unhealthy, and often spend their (generally short) lives ill and in chronic pain.

      Fuck teacup breeders with a rake, is what I’m saying here.

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    Sean BrodyAllie Jones
    11/06/15 3:58pm

    A thrilling and subversive piece of satire, Allie’s piece is the final word on the paucity (pawsity?) of choice in American electoral politics as we head into 2016.
    - Hamilton Nolan

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      EL34Allie Jones
      11/06/15 4:01pm

      This was genius, on so many conceptual levels, that I really have only one thing to say:

      When I see you walkin’ down the sidewalk, I will immediately say “Yo, Alley, you, your pals, drinks, lunch, drinks, dinner, and drinks, right now. Call in sick. I got this.”

      You’ve been warned.

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        Dave Allie Jones
        11/06/15 4:14pm

        This is just Allie’s way of telling someone what she REALLY wants for Christmas this year.

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