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    GregoireSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:11am

    His answers are so devoid of emotion! To a real kid here’s how that exchange reads:

    What is your favorite food to eat on the campaign trail? Thanks Mr. Jeb!

    Turkey jerky

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    I like turkey jerky too! Do you like Teriyaki or Original? Or Spicy?

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    *pause* By the way do you have cancer?

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      Dr. Zaius.Gregoire
      11/05/15 11:14am

      This is so perfect. You are my hero for today.

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      puncha yo bunsGregoire
      11/05/15 11:19am

      This is wonderful. Although if Jeb actually could give pull off Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer vibes, his campaign/likeability would be soaring a lot higher right now.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:04am

    I hear Jeb has a superb collection of exceedingly rare Pepes.

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      SAtown-HeroHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      11/05/15 11:12am

      Pepe is truly the Bane of the internet.

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      Deadly the EternalHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      11/05/15 11:16am

      Pictured: Obama and Dubya

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:06am
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      Deadly the EternalGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      11/05/15 11:15am

      Pretty much this.

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      Piggly #2GeorgeGeoffersonLives
      11/05/15 11:18am

      You get a star for Latriiiiice

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    gawkophileSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:23am

    Turkey? Women don’t vote in Republican primaries, Jeb!.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesgawkophile
      11/05/15 11:28am

      Oh, I wish that were true.

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      dothedewgawkophile
      11/05/15 1:10pm

      I thought it was a dog whistle to the homosexual community

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    puncha yo bunsSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:07am

    Oh GOD this is so sad. Jeb is now firmly Old Yeller, and it really is time for someone to take his campaign out back and put it out of its misery. Who is advising him? Who thought this was a good idea?

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      Deadly the Eternalpuncha yo buns
      11/05/15 3:34pm

      Jeb keeps making his brother look smarter and smarter to me, and I don’t like it!

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    lobstrSam Biddle
    11/05/15 11:24am

    What is it about out-of-touch celebrities (Bill Cosby with the failed Cosby Sweater Meme bit, Jeb as seen here) where they think some attempt to engage the masses on the Internet, of all places, will be seen as wholesome and charming? Are their handlers and PR people as clueless about the for-the-lulz sludge that exists on the Internet as they are?

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      levarienSam Biddle
      11/05/15 11:06am

      I seriously wonder if there’s an algorithm responding to these. Only a cold heartless machine would claim to enjoy Turkey Jerky. Well... Jeb though... Never mind.

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        ThenSASam Biddle
        11/05/15 11:09am

        A controversial choice. What will the American Cattleman Voter think of this beef snub? Does Jeb know that turkey jerky, although certainly a healthy source of protein, often contains more sugar than beef jerky?

        Very controversial indeed. It is sure to anger the beef council and lobbyists. But I am sure it will earn him praise from the vegetarian and vegan community.

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          Armando stillettoSam Biddle
          11/05/15 11:34am

          Jeb! is slowly realizing that his idiot brother not only pissed in his soup but all over his chances of becoming President. We can only hope that during their next family get together, the margaritas will flow a little too freely and Jeb! will be emboldened to complete GWB’s lobotomy with one of his own paint brushes.

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            Deadly the EternalSam Biddle
            11/05/15 11:19am

            I’m sorry, but if he can’t fix his awareness of memes, then how can he possibly fix this country? This is assuming he’s referring to the country, of course. His slogan could be referring to anything, even one of his leaky faucets.

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