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    cuntybawsKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 9:54am

    I would wear it to punch poor people in the mouth, mostly.

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      zthekingslayercuntybaws
      11/05/15 9:58am

      you made my day, thank you

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      cuntybawszthekingslayer
      11/05/15 9:59am

      Everybody gets a blue diamond scar!

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    dothedewKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 9:53am

    You really can’t put a price on love.

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      The Noble Renarddothedew
      11/05/15 9:55am

      I’ll give you love for $9.99 down with only three small payments of $29.95. And I’ll even throw in the extra set for No. Additional. Cost.

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      jedi4lifedothedew
      11/05/15 9:56am

      you’re obviously not a pimp.

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    Sean BrodyKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 9:54am

    And your face shall never be alone in a photo again, because your hand will always be there.

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      maxicat14Sean Brody
      11/05/15 9:57am

      For 55 million I’d throw my diamond a parade.

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      The Noble RenardSean Brody
      11/05/15 10:00am

      How long do you think she just kind of sat there, mouth gaping open like a fish as her photographer just kept snapping away, her neck starting to cramp, and her mouth starting to dry out from the wind.

      “Eva! Mouth FURTHER OPEN. Look like you’re having fun! No, keep the sunglasses on, we don’t want them to see your glaring. Invisible banana! You’re at the dentist and he needs to check for cavities! LAUGH GODDAMN IT.”

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    ennui is boringKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 10:38am

    Honest to god, I just don’t get the diamond thing, never have. Fine, they’re sparkly. So? And to spend that kind of money on a trinket that will only be pulled out of very special occasions seems insane to me. You know, some people just have way too much money.

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      JayMoennui is boring
      11/05/15 11:09am

      You can thank an ad agency called N.W. Ayer for the obsession with diamonds as a symbol of love. Diamond sales were lagging so they were hired to pull off an amazing marketing campaign that included getting celebrities to wear diamonds in movies, and make the giving a lady a diamond the ultimate showing of love. I’m at the age where a lot of of friends are getting married, so I really have to bite my tongue when a friend tells me he’s short on cash because of the engagement ring he “had” to buy. Go synthetic. Just as pretty/shiny for a fraction of the price. No worries about it being a potential conflict diamond, and a Wizard of Oz type industry built on smoke and mirrors doesn’t gain anything.

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      Nicoennui is boring
      11/05/15 1:11pm

      Yea, I’m trying to talk the boyfriend into tattoo wedding rings. I'm left handed so a ring is just going to be a nuisance. Though the idea magically turned him into a prick who needs people to know he can afford shiny trinkets for his lady... so the debate goes on.

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    Mount_PrionKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 9:54am

    I’m assuming diamonds like this can be used like the end of Congo.

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      CeraunographMount_Prion
      11/05/15 10:01am
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    G3istbotKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 12:31pm

    Funny story - you could make this exact same diamond in the lab, I mean identical in every single way, even a professional wouldn’t be able to distinguish it from the “real” thing.

    and it would cost less than 1% of what this thing is going for.

    the diamond industry as a whole is a scam.

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      20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseG3istbot
      11/05/15 3:47pm

      Well they are “required” to etch a serial number on the fake diamond. Tho it would be so easy to skip this step now and then for a bribe, I would think. The money is too good.

      Diamonds are so very, very silly.

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      XYPG3istbot
      11/05/15 6:27pm

      You can’t really make this same diamond in a lab. And they might be slightly cheaper than natural diamonds, but not by much. They’re all hella expensive.

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    stacyinbeanKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 10:03am

    I don’t want to want it, but I do. I had a lovely rant last night after seeing some cheesy jewelry commercial for a “two stone ring” symbolizing some bullshit. Like they’ve oversold those three stone rings so now we’re moving on to two because the single stone ring you have didn’t cost enough and isn’t a good enough “symbol of your love.” But really I was just pissed that it was so fucking ugly. I like diamonds, I wish I didn’t give a shit but they are really sparkly and pretty and my lesser instincts take over.

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      Predatrixstacyinbean
      11/05/15 10:54am

      Totally had the same thought upon seeing the picture. “Who gives a fuck abou—oooh, so blue. So pretty.”

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    Jerry-NetherlandKelly Conaboy
    11/05/15 10:32am

    Elizabeth Taylor would’ve called it a starter ring.

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      ConallofUlsterKelly Conaboy
      11/05/15 9:52am

      For $35-55 million it better be one of those jewels you need to make a lightsaber. At the very least it better have bluetooth.

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        ManchuCandidateKelly Conaboy
        11/05/15 10:00am

        With the remaining monies, pay Duran Duran to redo their song “New Moon On Monday” to “Blue Moon on /days ending with Y/” which plays in the background as you wave your blue diamond encrusted hand to the poor schlubs (working or not).

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