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    ThenSATaylor Berman
    11/04/15 2:33pm

    They will just have flights land in Fresno.

    Nobody will be able to tell the difference.

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      melliemThenSA
      11/04/15 2:34pm

      What? No. Do you even geography bro?

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      Brian, The Life ofThenSA
      11/04/15 2:36pm

      Care to explain this joke? Because, if this isn’t a joke, it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read on the Internet.

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdTaylor Berman
    11/04/15 2:29pm

    America’s gun violence problem hobby better not make me miss my connection.

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      Masshole JamesArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      11/04/15 2:37pm

      Make a run for it Sam!

      GIF
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    sowhatiswhat2Taylor Berman
    11/04/15 2:28pm

    Clearly the solution is that each and every passenger plane be allowed a concealed carry permit so it can pack a gun on one its wings so it can fight off the bad guys with guns.

    Or, America could have a serious conversation about its torrid love affair with guns.

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      RockYouLikeAHermanCainsowhatiswhat2
      11/04/15 2:33pm

      Just turn the planes into guns with wings. Problem solved!

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    NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesTaylor Berman
    11/04/15 2:43pm

    If Die Hard 2 has taught me anything, it’s that all these planes are going to crash unless John McClane saves the day.

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      America's WangTaylor Berman
      11/04/15 2:31pm
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        KinjaJustFeeldaTensionTaylor Berman
        11/04/15 2:26pm

        Jood gob nun guts.

        (Don’t want to violate a copyright.)

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          RustyStromboneTaylor Berman
          11/04/15 2:31pm

          Making for some interesting diversions.

          http://www.flightradar24.com/SWA479/7e35469

          http://www.flightradar24.com/VRD956/7e381ca

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            chidTaylor Berman
            11/04/15 2:25pm

            You can’t bring a gun on an airplane. That’s why they have security.

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              Dale DribbleTaylor Berman
              11/04/15 2:31pm

              Talk on police scanner, suspect is considering surrender, but has asked for a new life in Australia. They’ve thrown a few flash bangs inside, he’s still fighting. Cops have told him to come out wihtout a weapon or he will be shot. Suspect is a lot calmer than he was 30 minutes ago, this might come to peaceful end in the next bit.

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                IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerTaylor Berman
                11/04/15 2:32pm

                Airline Executive—“Jesus Christ! Does anybody have any idea how much money this is gonna cost us? NOT ONE FUCKING DIME! BAHAHAAAAA! WE CAN’T STOP MAKING MONEY!"

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