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dothedewAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:35am
500 Days of Jeb! please
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  dengeatseggdropdothedew
  11/04/15 11:41am
  “Balancing in a Sea of Disappointment” (formerly called “Balancing on a Sea of Disappointment”) set to be published summer 2017.
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  justso_lodothedew
  11/04/15 11:41am
  I don’t think he’ll last that long.
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BobbySeriousAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:40am
Funny how kids expose the idiocy of Bush’s...

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  Jackie BrownBobbySerious
  11/04/15 11:46am
  
  GIF
  
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  DWoodersonBobbySerious
  11/04/15 11:59am
  Bushes*
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IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 1:08pm
Jeb Bush, in the gritty remake of.....”My So Called Campaign”!

(Jeb closes locker, leans and mopes against it): ‘I dunno, man. I mean, they’re just so mean when they ask me all those questions! It’s like they want me to fail!"
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  dothedewIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
  11/04/15 1:13pm
  The retro soundtrack is going to be great. I hope they fill it with tracks of artists who do not want to be associated with R campaigns, such as....well, all of them.
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  IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerdothedew
  11/04/15 1:16pm
  They’ll go with, in no particular order:
  
  Old skool country ballads
  
  the Lawrence Welk singers
  
  death metal songs from Neo Nazi skinhead bands
  
  Flight of the Valkyries
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GregoireAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:40am
The only image that ever enters my head now every time I hear about the Jeb! campaign:

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  EvenBaggierTrousersGregoire
  11/04/15 11:44am
  I picture him in front of a laptop hitting “Refresh” repeatedly and sighing.
  
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  Masshole JamesGregoire
  11/04/15 11:45am
  
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fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:41am
“hello, fellow youths! I, too, had an emotionally abusive father. Let’s listen to some My Chemical Romance. Please email me, I’m ever so lonely”

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  RTS1005fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
  11/04/15 11:42am
  *Hug*
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  TwoPumpTrumpfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
  11/04/15 11:50am
  
  GIF
  
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mrblergAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:37am
I wanna know how many people email Jeb pretending to be a middle schooler to troll him.
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  DMSRmrblerg
  11/04/15 11:54am
  
  “Sounds easy, right?”
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  signoftheninemrblerg
  11/04/15 12:07pm
  “Mr. Jeb, Is it true your brother killed a lot of people? And his wife killed someone as well?”
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LindaAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:43am
Jesus Fucking Christ. Get this guy some Lexepro and a good therapist.

All he would have to say is ‘I’m disappointed in you’ and it would send me into a deep spiraling depression for days”

And yet your idiot brother bounced around like he didn’t have a care in the world while he let Cheney & Company fuck up this country, destroy another, and thousands of innocent people die.

Are they the Bush Family or the Borgias?
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  GCNYCLinda
  11/04/15 12:00pm
  It’s becoming increasingly clear that there were two powerful father-son dynamics at play in the old Bush household.
  
  Poppy believed in Jeb, and expected so much from him that the pressure of those expectations have overwhelmed him. Sort of like a GOP version of Todd Marinovich. Imagine the pressure of living up to your dad’s expectation that you could be president, when your old man was, in fact, the president.
  
  The other dynamic was that the folks thought W was an idiot wastrel, which actually motivated him to overcome their doubts, and get himself appointed President, where he would go on to prove his parents were right in the first place, and heap even MORE pressure on Jeb to redeem the family name.
  
  Deep spiraling depression indeed. I feel sad for him.
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Dashiell HammletAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:42am
Holy shit.

Jeb! is the most inept campaigner I have ever, ever seen. (or he just doesn’t want to be there)

“All he would have to say is ‘I’m disappointed in you’ and it would send me into a deep spiraling depression for days”

Has he ever even heard of Thomas Eagleton?

Jeb! is done.
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#NotAllYzermanAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:48am
I’m struggling to decide whether Jeb! is a moderate Republican in the traditional sense, or if the slack-jawed yokel “insurgent” wing of the party has moved SO far right that he looks like Nancy Pelosi by comparison even though he himself is possibly far-right. Recognizing the law of the land regarding gay marriage/ Kim Davis; pathway to citizenship for undocumented workers; typical GOP views on societal safety nets...am I crazy or is he fairly centrist relative to his party’s past two decades? He certainly seems to be on par with McCain, Dole, or Romney, rather than Buchanon, Santorum, or Bachmann, and would therefore be at least a more stomachable Republican in office than say Cruz or Carson. Please tell me I’m crazy.
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  PeeEssAy#NotAllYzerman
  11/04/15 11:58am
  He’s definitely a moderate. You just wouldn’t know it because the media portrays every Republican as Hitler.
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  Fred FuchsPeeEssAy
  11/04/15 12:05pm
  Well, if the fascist shoe fits...
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FauxhemianRhapshodyAshley Feinberg
11/04/15 11:46am
Everytime I hear the name "Jeb Bush" it reminds me of when people say "Xerox copy."
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  SrynersonFauxhemianRhapshody
  11/04/15 12:33pm
  He’s a registered trademark in danger of becoming “genericized” through casual misuse?
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