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    Yoga Nerd, Maybe DeadHillary Crosley Coker
    11/04/15 11:11am

    Serena Williams has been fighting knee problems and depression since losing the U.S. Open in September

    Sheeeiiit, really? I didn’t know this. Ugh, my heart goes out to her. That sucks, big time. I’ve been there. Obviously not “barely missing the calendar year Grand Slam” -there, but “professional disappointment and depression” there. I hope to hell she gets better soon. She is an inspiration, regardless.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      11/04/15 11:12am

      I was a little squicked by the fact that it was her coach (or whatever) who was talking about it and not her.

      Am I too sensitive?

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      MessO'Espresso is a noodle-bodied slothYoga Nerd, Maybe Dead
      11/04/15 11:14am

      Does this kind of knee injury ever heal? Or is cartilage just forever gone?

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    fondue processHillary Crosley Coker
    11/04/15 11:03am

    Serena for prez

    She’ll fight Putin in a cage match

    And win

    She’ll stop the keystone pipeline from being built

    With her pinky finger

    She’ll stop every bill defunding Planned Parenthood

    Will her mind muscles

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      imaginaryfriendHillary Crosley Coker
      11/04/15 11:06am

      lolwtf, he didn’t really think he could fuck with Superwoman, did he?

      the only way this could’ve been more superhero is if she’d thrown his ass through a wall.

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        RicwashHillary Crosley Coker
        11/04/15 11:18am

        Stealing a phone is bad enough. But stealing a phone from a professional athlete? Who is likely to be able to catch you AND handle you easily once they do? Class one balls, foolio. He better be glad she gave him a way out.

        Also, +10 for good Chinese food:

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          Ken Yadiggit, AdiosRicwash
          11/04/15 11:22am

          ohhh fuck you i want that chicken in my mouthhole, stat.

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          geotekk aka "Caustic Soda"Ricwash
          11/04/15 11:32am

          honestly, she had me at “I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I add) [...]”

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        SwanlogHillary Crosley Coker
        11/04/15 11:07am

        In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he “accidentally” took the wrong phone.

        Smart thinking. Always give the thief an out if you can, even if it’s absurd. It can deescalate a situation pretty easily.

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          Ruby_de_la_BoobySwanlog
          11/04/15 11:18am

          She could teach some cops and school resource officers a thing or two.

          Deescalation followed by a twirl.

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        nooboneHillary Crosley Coker
        11/04/15 11:09am

        Should’ve called the cops once she got her phone back. Cause you know that guy will try it again.

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          LadyGrinningSoulnoobone
          11/04/15 11:11am

          I think so too, but you know what? What people do in the heat of the moment is not always what they “should” do.

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        Brene BrawnHillary Crosley Coker
        11/04/15 11:25am

        10/10 would much rather buy my daughter a Serena action figure than one of those damn princess dolls.

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          Cherith CutestoryHillary Crosley Coker
          11/04/15 2:58pm

          I can’t believe the people lingering near her longer than usual thing is that odd an occurrence for her though.

          I’ve seen her in person several times. And she has the most magnetic presence. I’m a big fan but I feel like even if I had no clue who she was she would just draw me in. I would gladly just bask in it if I were a creeper.

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            JozeeDozeeHillary Crosley Coker
            11/04/15 11:22am

            Don’t forget about Quaildog!

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              LOREM IPSUMHillary Crosley Coker
              11/04/15 11:13am

              I’m not much of a tennis fan, but after seeing Serena in “Seven Days in Hell” this summer, I have become a huge fan of hers. This cements my love, even if it was something as small as foiling an iPhone thief.

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