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    VictoriaWoodhull2016Marie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:22pm

    OH MY GOD. HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW MIGHT DISCOVER A PENIS!!!! <insert gif of ship, already sailed>

    MAYBE HE MIGHT EVENTUALLY LEARN THAT HE HAS ONE, ATTACHED TO HIS OWN CORPOREAL BEING!! <insert gif about masturbation>

    DEAR GOD, WHY DID NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, HALF OF WHOM ACTUALLY HAVE PENISES? <insert yet ANOTHER gif about masturbation>

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      Cocopop!VictoriaWoodhull2016
      10/31/15 6:34pm

      I have a twelve year old boy, and I can assure you that he knows he has one.

      I wish I didn’t know this.

      GIF
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      VictoriaWoodhull2016Cocopop!
      10/31/15 6:39pm

      Hahaha! I figure any boy over the age of about 3 months knows he has one! I think they discover the penis before they discover their hands, don’t they? (I only have a daughter, and I have walked in on her masturbating several times since she was about 3 ... she didn’t know it was “wrong” to hump the edge of the sofa QUITE so blatantly, so ...)

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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:22pm

    I guess they should thank their lucky stars they don’t live in classical Greece.

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      slicetoastchritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      10/31/15 6:44pm

      is that their pez dispenser?

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      many bells down wears many stupid hatschritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      10/31/15 6:46pm

      This is a “brothel lamp” from Pompeii. Yes, that is a penis on the end of another giant penis.

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    GELLA - LLAPMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:18pm

    Its just a human body part

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      OwlbrechtGELLA - LLAP
      10/31/15 6:20pm

      That's what they said about the pancreas and where are those people now?

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      collierLAGELLA - LLAP
      10/31/15 6:21pm

      Or a “lighthouse.”

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    Feminist KittenjoyMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:21pm

    Would eat.

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      JavaCoastFeminist Kittenjoy
      10/31/15 6:28pm

      Surprise toy indeed......

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      slicetoastFeminist Kittenjoy
      10/31/15 6:39pm

      i don’t do ANL.

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    go-go-chocoboMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:22pm

    Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

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      LILLADYLIZgo-go-chocobo
      10/31/15 6:27pm

      That is the truest thing I ever heard

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      accordingtogo-go-chocobo
      11/01/15 1:50am

      As a 12 year old girl I would have, too.

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    VinMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:56pm

    Someone Gets A Bag Of Dicks, Does Not Eat Them As Instructed

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      Queen of BithyniaVin
      10/31/15 10:03pm

      *applause*

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    panthermodern23Marie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:53pm

    My favorite Halloween prank.... putting Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl.

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      go-go-chocobopanthermodern23
      10/31/15 6:57pm
      GIF
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      deerlady83panthermodern23
      10/31/15 7:25pm
      GIF

      That is so evil.

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    bob_dMarie Lodi
    11/01/15 1:21am

    Parade organizers told the news station the participants behind the inappropriate incident were dealt with

    “were dealt with”

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      HarvestMoonbob_d
      11/01/15 6:32am

      Guessing the football team were the ones throwing penises. Their offenses are always dealt with privately. And by dealt with I mean a hearty par on the back.

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      MeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNowHarvestMoon
      11/01/15 11:15am

      Privates-ly.

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    LucyPevensieMarie Lodi
    10/31/15 6:23pm

    WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

    ... who wouldn’t be here if not for a penis?

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      deerlady83Marie Lodi
      10/31/15 6:36pm

      I think this might be the brand of candy.

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        CassiusLonginusdeerlady83
        10/31/15 6:40pm

        Someone really wanted to make ‘eat a bag of dicks’ a reality....

        This is great.

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        toxoplasmadeerlady83
        11/01/15 2:15am

        I just found that on Amazon and ordered it. Thanks!

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