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    UncleCCClaudiusMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:25pm

    No. Just. No.

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      Malacoda, Recumbent on the Burning Sand.UncleCCClaudius
      10/25/15 12:52pm

      Let me caption that for you,

      “Detail from Dorian Gray’s portrait seconds before the subject’s demise.”

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      Jerry-NetherlandUncleCCClaudius
      10/25/15 12:54pm

      Without the wig, Mick looks as old and decayed as Rupert. The problem here isn’t appearances (this becomes much less significant at cette certain age), but rather the person inside.

      Jerry is proving what all the naysayers ever said about her. Sadly.

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    Book AkiMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:25pm

    Is the fact that she’s not 29 a big “fuck you” to the establishment?


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      UncleCCClaudiusBook Aki
      10/25/15 12:27pm

      Some of her surgeries are 29.

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      audenBook Aki
      10/25/15 12:29pm

      Would you believe I thought “Well, at least she’s only young enough to be his daughter rather than his granddaughter. “

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    2DollarzMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:29pm

    Well maybe a dead man can come after all

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      GregorMendel2Dollarz
      10/25/15 12:46pm

      An entire constellation for you.

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      EL342Dollarz
      10/25/15 12:47pm

      Rock n Roll style points on that one, mate!

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    gramercypoliceMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:46pm

    If you look up the word ‘entropy’ on wikipedia, you’ll see a picture of Jerry Hall with Bryan Ferry next to a picture of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch.

    I mean, remember, ‘Prairie Rose’ is about Jerry Hall.

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      sdmikevgramercypolice
      10/25/15 2:57pm

      Jerry Hall and Bryan Ferry. Now there’s a handsome couple. Although he’s probably always been a better dresser..

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      gramercypolicesdmikev
      10/25/15 5:39pm

      Like I always say: If you want to be both stylish and fashionable, all you have to do is to become young and good-looking.

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    Cam/ronMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 1:02pm

    The moment when the most powerful drugs at Studio 54 gave poor Mick a vision of the future:

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      Jerry-NetherlandCam/ron
      10/25/15 1:21pm

      Meanwhile, how high was he to leave the divine Bianca for her?

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      margaritajardinJerry-Netherland
      10/25/15 1:32pm

      Holy jeeze her cheek bones in that could cut a bitch.

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    EldritchMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:29pm

    Does anyone remember the ultra-trashy show she had on VH-1 back in the early 2000s?

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      miltonistaEldritch
      10/25/15 12:35pm

      It’s in the article. Yes, I understand it’s Sunday morning/early afternoon and most of us are hung over. But you don’t even have to read the article—there’s a video clip of the show embedded in the article.

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      IWasCorporateRejectEldritch
      10/25/15 12:37pm

      No, but I remember nearly everything about Jerry Hall being ultra-trashy.

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    benjaminalloverMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:30pm

    A close family friend of the Murdochs said of the relationship: “It’s all very new. They are really enjoying each other’s company very much.”

    That is very difficult to believe.


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      wolfsheim2000benjaminallover
      10/25/15 12:53pm

      The fact their family has a close friend?

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      UncleCCClaudiusbenjaminallover
      10/25/15 12:54pm

      Google “cash slavery” and “financial domination.”

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:42pm

    I’ve never bothered to form an opinion of Jerry Hall.

    Until today.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      10/25/15 5:17pm

      Yeah, neither have I. I’ve heard her name over the years, thought she was beautiful, thought her campy reality show sounded quite funny but never watched it, and... that’s it.

      Now, of course, I realize she’s been a minion of Satan all this time, and I can’t help but wonder, how did we not know this?

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    skefflesMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:40pm

    Can no one climb through Murdoch’s window and shove a stake through his withered heart and cram a garlic bulb in his mouth? Come on guys, someone must be able to do it.

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      sausageskeffles
      10/25/15 4:18pm

      his mother lived until well over 100 so I think Jerry might struggle to keep up with him.

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      skefflessausage
      10/25/15 4:46pm

      Just shows that not even Satan himself is willing to countenance the Murdoch clan in his realm that he puts it off as long as possible.

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    IWasCorporateRejectMelissa Cronin
    10/25/15 12:32pm

    Like GrannyReject used to say: “Some people will fuck anything.”

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      Jerry-NetherlandIWasCorporateReject
      10/25/15 1:00pm

      Proving this has to be her exterior lightng of choice:

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      Ulcerative ColitisJerry-Netherland
      10/25/15 1:43pm

      You got something against darkroom technicians?

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