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AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:46pm
No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I might have thought I was a groom and started shaving my face and working outside the home! My husband might have started wearing lipstick, and baking cakes while crying because I’m having sex with the secretary!

Plus it gets EVEN MORE complicated. If we mistook me for the groom, and my husband has a penis, does that make him gay?

Which of us carries the baby? How do you count to ten? Whats the difference between China and Japan? did the holocaust happen or was it a 4chan hoax?

How’s i supposeds to be a wife’s when it aints say bride on mys marriage certificate??
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  randilynisFINDILYNAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
  10/20/15 5:50pm
  Who did you get a lap dance from at your last hurrah? No, that won’t work... Hmmm
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  DashleyinCaliAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
  10/20/15 5:54pm
  The argument they were making is that it will be useful for collecting and analyzing data in the future if the genders are clearly delineated. Actually, I agree with them, but I still don’t see why that merits a totally separate form. How about an either/or terminology, like: Groom/Spouse 1, Bride/Spouse 2, and let them circle the applicable term?
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Socks Are My Favorite ClothesAnna Merlan
10/20/15 6:10pm
She offered to fax her emails. FAX. Her EMAILS. Smdh.
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  deerlady83Socks Are My Favorite Clothes
  10/20/15 6:22pm
  
  GIF
  
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  MariaVonTrappSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
  10/20/15 6:23pm
  That really tells you all there is to know about a person now doesn't it
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Cherith CutestoryAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:55pm
Party 1/Party 2 does seem cold. I like the idea of circling what you want. Bride/groom/spouse.

If I could have a vote, please.

(For the collecting data you can have a seperate field for male/female. Having worked in government where I’ve had to create forms and stuff I can empathize with the data collection aspect of it.)
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  perdueCherith Cutestory
  10/20/15 6:14pm
  Ok, but why do the hetero couples get nice warm fuzzy words and the same-sex couples don’t? I mean, if your argument is that you find “Party A” and “Party B” cold and impersonal, then why not forms that are “Bride” and “Groom”, but also ones where both fields are labeled “Bride” or “Groom”? Or, for the purpose of efficiency, why not list all options in both fields and let the parties circle which terms apply to them, like you suggest? That seems like the best option if you are not actually trying to create a separate but equal marraige license situation.
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  Cherith Cutestoryperdue
  10/20/15 6:17pm
  I don’t know. I’m suggesting the put them all in both fields and let parties circle. So I don’t know why that’s so hard for them other than bigotry.
  
  And, on top of that, they can have a field for male/female/other/prefer not to disclose. If data collection matters.
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Snake PersonAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:48pm
This confirms my suspicion that county courts are single-handedly keeping the Fax Machine industry alive.
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  halifax with the hot gray takeSnake Person
  10/20/15 6:16pm
  ...then you have not seen the state of veterinary medical recordkeeping, my dear.
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  CAPSpacularSnake Person
  10/20/15 9:31pm
  Also HIPAA. Because email is a no no for protected health information where I work, so I have to spend half my day faxing things and calling people on the phone like an animal.
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deerlady83Anna Merlan
10/20/15 5:44pm

GIF

I am so done with Kim Davis and Kentucky clerks. Just do your goddamn job.
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  thetallblonde loves twinjadeerlady83
  10/21/15 8:41am
  most of the clerks DID want to do their jobs...just not kim.
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VonQuesoAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:45pm
All this seems to reveal with the dual licensing is that much of Kentucky still subcribes to “separate but equal."
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  LibraryanneagainVonQueso
  10/20/15 5:50pm
  They want “separate and lesser”, but will settle for the appearance of equal.
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  skefflesVonQueso
  10/20/15 6:06pm
  Remember, separate forms makes it so much easier to invalidate marriages en masse if they find a loophole or manage to rightward shift SCOTUS again. Or worse.
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ParkerPosaholicAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:52pm
Davis originally offered to fax them, writing, “I am old school on this email stuff.”

That’s not the only thing she’s old school on. (She’s making me hate the term old school).
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  BulfrightParkerPosaholic
  10/20/15 5:59pm
  She meant antediluvian but it’s 2 hard 2 spell....
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  LynnlovescatsParkerPosaholic
  10/20/15 6:10pm
  she makes $70,000 a year but doesn't know how to forward an email?
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VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:56pm
If i never see another picture of Kim Davis ever again I can die a happy humanoid of an indeterminate gender as far as you know.
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  LibraryanneagainVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
  10/20/15 6:19pm
  Her photographs do seem to mirror her soul.
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  Eve-The-original-sinnerLibraryanneagain
  10/21/15 11:52am
  That’s a nice way to put it :)
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DarthPumpkinAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:39pm
FEEEEED MEEEEEEE!!!
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Andrew DaisukeAnna Merlan
10/20/15 5:44pm
Is there a real reason why need actual marriage licenses? People who love each other should not have their marriage be taken hostage by these hateful people.
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