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    Johnny ChundersGabrielle Bluestone
    10/19/15 3:10pm

    BREAKING NEWS Pirate Kitty has been found unconscious in Nevada cathouse surrounded by bags of herbal supplements.

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      Emily_8361Johnny Chunders
      10/19/15 3:16pm

      And Kat Kardashian is rushing to the hospital with her camera crew.

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      WalafridJohnny Chunders
      10/19/15 3:27pm

      Senator, this cat had no family. Nobody knows that she worked here. It’ll be as if she never existed. All that’s left is our friendship.

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    Sean BrodyGabrielle Bluestone
    10/19/15 3:10pm
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      Bill DingusSean Brody
      10/19/15 3:15pm

      Those leprechauns couldn’t save em from Argentina!

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      Sean BrodyBill Dingus
      10/19/15 3:17pm

      There is only one hemisphere in rugby

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    SpangarangGabrielle Bluestone
    10/19/15 3:12pm

    Um, I just saw Bridge of Spies this weekend, so I know all about the CIA Director, and there’s no way that guy has email. He smokes a pipe! Nice try, “hackers.”

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      Cherith CutestorySpangarang
      10/19/15 3:17pm

      If he did it’d be AOL though.

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      daluntCherith Cutestory
      10/19/15 3:31pm

      It was AOL!

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    LordBurleighGabrielle Bluestone
    10/19/15 3:09pm

    Arrrguably a more important story than the real one

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGabrielle Bluestone
      10/19/15 3:29pm

      The tail twitch means someone’s full wineglass is going to walk the plank in the near future.

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        LeSamouraiGabrielle Bluestone
        10/19/15 3:11pm

        Folks - please do not put clothes on your cat - they HATE it in all but the rarest examples. Poor thing - you can see it is silently crying out for the sweet embrace of death in this video.

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          Cherith CutestoryLeSamourai
          10/19/15 3:19pm

          Fuck what they hate. Humans feed them, give them water, toys to play with, and suffer their indifference or utter disdain. They can wear a little outfit.

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          CleganeBowlConfirmedCherith Cutestory
          10/19/15 3:37pm

          This is the correct sentiment

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        RooseveltsRevengeGabrielle Bluestone
        10/19/15 3:22pm

        Phew.

        I was terrified they might link to Jillian Micheals talking about fitness fads and what makes an exercise phenomenon.

        Thank god.

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          Bear BrianGabrielle Bluestone
          10/19/15 5:38pm

          Fun fact: Did you know Associated Press is a non-profit organization?

          Maybe the kitty pirate is a ruse to raise much-needed funds.

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            Cam/ronGabrielle Bluestone
            10/19/15 3:19pm

            I love the cat’s dirty look that shouts, “OK, I’m done. Where’s my fucking treat?”

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              Cherith CutestoryGabrielle Bluestone
              10/19/15 3:17pm

              I hope the person who made the mistake didn’t get in trouble.

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