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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBrendan O'Connor
    10/15/15 8:42pm

    A retriever would have gotten poor Phoebe out of there.

    Make better friends, Phoebe. That bitch Tillie is shiftless.

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      GoOnWithoutMe╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      10/15/15 9:05pm

      Do you have the wrong Tillie, good sir/ma’am?

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGoOnWithoutMe
      10/15/15 9:05pm

      Nope, Tillie the setter. Just setting there. Instead of getting help.

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    tornadoslackssBrendan O'Connor
    10/15/15 8:33pm

    Tillie is completely smoochable. My dogs would stand watch like that, but it would have to be bacon that fell in there and couldn't escape.

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      chickaboomtornadoslackss
      10/15/15 8:50pm

      I laugh. But my dog sits at the front window every morning for hours watching my kids leave for school and stays there for hours waiting for them to come home. And every day when they eventually walk in the door it’s like the best damn thing EVER!!!!!!!! If one of them is like five minutes late she starts twitching. I don’t think she would stand guard over a hole with another dog at the bottom, but if One of my kids ever fell down a well she would definitely suss them out like lassie.

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      puncha yo bunstornadoslackss
      10/15/15 8:58pm

      Jokes on you. Tillie was just waiting for Phoebe to die. Making sure she couldn’t escape. Phoebe found some pictures and...let’s just say, they were revealing...

      JUST KIDDING OMG DOGZ my dog would totally do this. The way he just stands by my bed every morning, tail wagging expectedly, waiting for me to get up as if today is gonna be the most exciting thing ever—the FEELZ. Man’s best friend (and it looks like dog’s best friend too) indeed.

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    CharltonHestonsColdDeadHandsBrendan O'Connor
    10/15/15 8:29pm

    Shouldn’t this be on Dog’s beat?

    He’s been silent since August 10 - was the imaginary dog reporter somehow a victim of that fallout as well?

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      flyingtermiteCharltonHestonsColdDeadHands
      10/15/15 8:38pm

      He got killed by a drone in Nigeria while doing a story on the terrorist dachshunds of Boko Haram.

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      bestexwifeeverCharltonHestonsColdDeadHands
      10/15/15 8:56pm

      I miss the Dog. I like to think he got the buyout/severance package, instead of a trip to the pound.

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    CaptainButtersBrendan O'Connor
    10/15/15 8:40pm

    When presented with the award Tillie’s only thought was:

    Not Food.

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      duckonajunebugCaptainButters
      10/16/15 10:00am

      Actually, she also thought: Not Food. Not Food Guy.

      Fuck this, where is Food Guy?

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      duckonajunebugCaptainButters
      10/16/15 6:19pm

      There is a family of pugs that moved in down the street, 2 girls named Baby Butters and Peanut Butters. We refer to them as the Butters Girls. I think they need to add a male named Captain Butters. No offense.

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    Collapsed ConversationBrendan O'Connor
    10/15/15 8:51pm

    And this Tillie is a BAD dog. When the rubber meets the road, Tillie is outta there.

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      Cherith CutestoryBrendan O'Connor
      10/15/15 8:58pm

      Do they give out a Washingtonian of the day award every single day? If so that must get tedious for everyone involved. They must be giving them away at this point.

      Follow up question, if not why couldn’t they give Tillie a week?

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        Denver is too damn highBrendan O'Connor
        10/16/15 3:10pm

        I still instantly tear up a little

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