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babybear-Marie Lodi
10/12/15 10:20pm
I want to burn any couple that says they (‘we’) are having a baby. no you’re not. the woman is having a baby. the man is not growing a human being for 9 months and pushing it out of a grape-sized hole. fuck off.
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  BecauseOfReasonsbabybear-
  10/12/15 10:27pm
  I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.
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  KayCatbabybear-
  10/12/15 10:27pm
  Her tweet, her body, her call, imo. If he said it, I’d feel differently.
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StubbornGingerMarie Lodi
10/12/15 11:03pm
It’s such a strange mix of emotions, hearing this news. Not for celebrities necessarily, but from friends— I am simultaneously over the moon happy for them, hopeful that another couple having trouble had success, and soul-crushingly devastated that I’m still not pregnant. An emotional Rubik's cube.
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  snuffleupagus27StubbornGinger
  10/12/15 11:06pm
  I’m in a similar boat. A good friend and I both just had to go through surgeries (for different reasons) to try to get pregnant with our respective husbands. I know it is going to be hard if it works for one of us and not for the other. :(
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  StubbornGingersnuffleupagus27
  10/12/15 11:19pm
  A friend I work with got married this summer. Her husband has survived testicular cancer— twice— and they were expecting a long journey to starting their family. We commiserated in our anxiety and discussions of odds and expenses. They got pregnant on their honeymoon, and found out today that it’s a boy! My husband and I have been trying for more than a year now, and he just had a varicocele repair surgery a month ago.
  
  I swing wildly between rational thought (it’s still early, we have time) and utter despair. I constantly wonder how much more I can take.
  
  It might seem silly to others, but I am grateful for the celebs who have been open about their struggles (Kim Kardashian, Jimmy Fallon). Everything about this process is so damn lonely.
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idontknowwhatimsayingMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:19pm

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  Libraryanneagainidontknowwhatimsaying
  10/12/15 10:25pm
  Preview of coming attractions.
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  HerRoyalRednessidontknowwhatimsaying
  10/12/15 11:44pm
  
  GIF
  
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ReginaDentataMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:35pm
This is fucking adorable. I’m very happy for them.
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  WinglessVictoryReginaDentata
  10/12/15 10:53pm
  I don’t even know very much about them, but I remember reading an article about how they were trying to have a baby and having trouble...so when I read the headline I said (out loud), “YAY!” When people who really want a baby get a baby, that’s a definite YAY.
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  ReginaDentataWinglessVictory
  10/12/15 11:00pm
  YES. I am an elderly lady (OK NOT ELDERLY, but at the age where having a baby might be difficult, but I still may try in 2016, cross yr fingers for me) and when people who REALLY want to have a kid are able to have one, it is definitely cheer-worthy.
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Olive&ThymeCiabattaMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:35pm
Yay! I look forward to my social media feeds filling up with posts from my (white) basic b!tch acquaintances “squeeing” over the “cute, mixed babies” because everybody knows that “interracial babies are always the cutest!!!” (unless they’re too black).

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  CharcharbinxOlive&ThymeCiabatta
  10/12/15 10:51pm
  Srsly. Why. Just why do white girls think this is okay to say. “OH, you’re mixed with black! That’s beautiful, I wish I was mixed black too! Your kids will be gorgeous because they’ll be mixed!!”
  
  Bitch. No. Stahp.
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  Brian LAOlive&ThymeCiabatta
  10/12/15 11:53pm
  But it’s true. A mixed race baby is the best accessory a person could ever have. It’s the Chanel of babies.
  
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murkydismalMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:20pm
I may find the both of them insufferable*, but goddammit if I’m not happy for them!

Mazel tov, Legend-Teigens!

*by that I mean I am a Cave Troll who hisses at the sight of love and romance.
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  NeoNailsmurkydismal
  10/13/15 9:04am
  Btw I’m stealing that. Every time I’m PMSy or just generally want to hiss at someone, I’m gonna refer to myself as a Cave Troll.
  
  And then like demand payment in the form of soft pretzels or fries or something.
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Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Marie Lodi
10/12/15 10:33pm
All my celebrity baby love is reserved for Ice and Coco’s kid.
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  adultosaur married anna on the astral planeParanoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)
  10/13/15 7:47am
  omg i need these babies to be friends and have a tv show
  
  like, while they’re babies
  
  i will just watch a show of babies being babies
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  NeoNailsadultosaur married anna on the astral plane
  10/13/15 9:03am
  It's like the muppet babies just with real fucking babies.
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Snake PersonMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:21pm
If any celebrities can raise a well-adjusted, healthy, normal child, it’s these two.

Mazel!
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paultoesMarie Lodi
10/12/15 10:36pm

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  KatMarlowepaultoes
  10/12/15 10:44pm
  Just pair that picture with “I fucking hate you, John. Don’t you ever, ever touch me again” and you’ll have a fairly accurate preview of the labor.
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BlessedAreTheHedas. Our fight is not over.Marie Lodi
10/12/15 10:20pm
That’s going to be one gorgeous child.

On a side note, I heard John Legend sing live once and my knees got weak. Never happened before. Velvet voice is the only description that comes close.
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