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    awkwardturtleKelly Faircloth
    10/12/15 11:58am

    I went to the site just to see if there was anything deeply discounted of interest...mother of god. How is EVERYTHING awful? Like not one single piece of clothing looked flattering or comfortable. Not even the muumuu thing at the end.

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      foolyooawkwardturtle
      10/12/15 12:07pm

      There was one dress with an orange print that wasn’t too bad, but it only goes to size 8 and I am pretty sure those are designer sizes. And on sale it was still about $400.

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      CapriPantsawkwardturtle
      10/12/15 12:22pm

      The photography, styling and site design were just AWFUL! How did she not have access to good photography and web design? I just don’t get it.

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    Sita pt.3 *sigh*Kelly Faircloth
    10/12/15 11:58am
    GIF
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      IWasCorporateRejectSita pt.3 *sigh*
      10/12/15 12:36pm

      Write when you get work!

      Better yet, don’t!

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    Snake PersonKelly Faircloth
    10/12/15 12:04pm

    “Thank you for sharing your stories and preserving with us.”

    GIF
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      CPR14Snake Person
      10/12/15 12:56pm

      I know, right? What are her readers preserving? Does she mean persevering? Maybe the whole site was meant to be called Persevere but her spelling was shaky...?

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      vangoghsearSnake Person
      10/12/15 2:19pm

      how much better would the marketing for this website been if she just called is PRESERVES and gave everyone a jar of preserves with every purchase and made everything jam themed?

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    PlumberZekeKelly Faircloth
    10/12/15 12:16pm

    “Vlada is 5’10” and wearing a size small. Her favorite place in New York City is Times Square.” Classic Vlada.

    Here is a pretzel teether. “Just like the pretzels from the streets of New York, only healthier. Your baby can nosh on it while you enjoy a real pretzel, or you can both just opt for this.” Hahahahahah suck it, Preserve. Imma go eat some carbs now.

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      AnnaPlumberZeke
      10/12/15 2:42pm

      “Your baby can nosh on it while you enjoy a real pretzel, or you can both just opt for this.”

      This feels like satire. Tell me this is satire.

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      PlumberZekeAnna
      10/12/15 2:55pm

      Dude I don’t know, I was like “clearly not” and then I read that it’s:

      - 100% sustainable maple wood teether, naturally antibacterial, rock hard, and non-splintering.

      So.. give your baby a block of wood. Is this a thing? Am I going crazy? I taste copper.

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    burnernatorKelly Faircloth
    10/12/15 11:50am
    GIF
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      AnonymousCivilPersonKelly Faircloth
      10/12/15 11:56am

      Bye Bye!

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        Bears for PresidentKelly Faircloth
        10/12/15 11:55am

        So long Preserve. We had some good times but, deep down, I’ll always still be disappointed that you weren’t about Jam.

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          Blueberry JonesKelly Faircloth
          10/12/15 2:04pm

          If she wants to run a website, I think she’d be better suited running a style blog. Review makeup and beauty products, cover Fashion Week and new fashion trends, post recipes, travel stuff, books she likes, etc. Kind of maybe like Lauren Conrad only better? (Because LC’s blog is garbage.) Or like Shay Mitchell’s website that she does with that other chick, Amore & Vita only updated more. Her idea of making “life-curating” company was fucking dumb and terrible.

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            nightvaleKelly Faircloth
            10/12/15 11:57am

            She should take a page from Jessica Alba. Instead of trying to conquer the extremely competitive and cut throat “lifestyle” market, she should focus on a less sexy area where her brand (whatever that is) could provide some revitalization. She can’t compete with Martha, GP, etc. no matter what she thinks.

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              CecKelly Faircloth
              10/12/15 11:50am

              That skirt and its matching top.... I can’t think of a less fitting fabric to symbolize Oregon and Washington than fuschia seersucker.

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                DolledUpInStrapsCec
                10/12/15 11:56am

                And really, shouldn’t the top be Washington and the skirt be Oregon? Because geography.

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