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    VwolfHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 9:12pm

    “I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

    Nevermind that he’s a deadbeat dad and an alcoholic/addict and cheater, he was funny.

    See, this is the issue with guys like Scott. Their charm and good looks basically make every sin forgivable.. This is why they never change. Every bad personality trait is reinforced because women can’t help but like him.

    Say what you want about the Kardashians, but neither of them would abandon their children, sleep around with 18 year olds, and snort everything in sight. I think I take vanity over irresponsibility and disloyalty, no questions asked. Also, for a guy who judged these people so hard, it wouldn’t hurt him to turn around that mirror on himself every once in a while. Scott is a piece of shit.

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      steakhousefunyunVwolf
      10/11/15 9:35pm

      I went to college with a gorgeous guy. Stupid gorgeous, total bohemian type (but hygenic). After a lot of hanging out and whatnot, we had a minor one-time liasion of sorts. Later, I found out he had a girl who may or may not have been a girlfriend. Years later, long after he moved away, social media brought him vaguely into my sphere again. He was married—judging by his own verbal timeline, to the poor girl from college—and he was sniffing around pretty heavily, despite having a woman who was NOT into an open relationship and two children with her. He wasn’t getting anywhere with me, but I saw him kiss people who weren’t his wife. She eventually bailed out on the marriage and he was engaged 2x in the next 12 months. I eventually deleted him from social media entirely, so who knows what he’s doing now.

      The point is that even as the years passed, he was very attractive, smart (ridiculously so), and charming. The magnetism I always imagined him having in college wasn’t romanticized—he still had a way of drawing all manner of people in. I was happily partnered, so I wasn’t sucked in, but many people were. Guys like this get passes on all sorts of dickish behavior. I have no doubt he cheated on his wife up to their marriage (he said they got engaged after she caught him cheating for real—his tearful apology was a proposal) and then continued to do so for the next 18 or so years. BUT he was charming and cute and no one called him out on also being 100% remorseless when it came to things that were going to bring him pleasure or joy, regardless of what they did to other people. Guys like this don’t change, because even if one person holds them accountable, there are another 100 that don’t.

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      bitchfacemcsasspantsVwolf
      10/11/15 9:35pm

      You make a pretty excellent point.

      Although I think Kourtney was a terrible partner in her own way. She has the personality and warmth of a brick wall and continually invalidated or outright ignored Scott’s feelings. I mean, she intentionally got pregnant with their third child knowing Scott didn’t want any more kids, and then got pissed at him for not being excited when she told him she was pregnant. I mean, if you’re disregarding your partner’s feelings and not communicating about something as huge as having more children, you’re a pretty shitty partner.

      Scott wins a douche contest between the two hands down, but I don’t think it’s ridiculous to feel a bit bad for the guy. He did try to make their terrible relationship work for 10 years for the sake of their family.

      PS: I can’t believe I am defending this idiot.

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    Ginger Is A ConstructHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 9:42pm

    “Also, one time he shaved Kourtney’s pussy for her, because she was too pregnant to be able to do it herself. Romance!”

    No way.

    (starts watching video)

    NO WAY!!!!

    (Khloe walks in mid-shave)

    NO FUCKING WAY WTF?!?!

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsGinger Is A Construct
      10/11/15 9:45pm

      I don’t know much about this show and so when I waded into that clip this quickly became my facial expression:

      GIF
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      CharcharbinxGinger Is A Construct
      10/11/15 10:02pm

      Is it really that weird? ... My boyfriend shaved my legs and chonch for me when I was pregnant! Where the fuck is my show??

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    jean bon bonHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 9:27pm

    My husband also shaved my fun parts when I was too pregnant to do it myself. He was way more meticulous about it and it was terrifying.

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      bitchfacemcsasspantsjean bon bon
      10/11/15 9:43pm

      Thank you for giving me one more reason never to get pregnant, ever. =D

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      Hurrikatejean bon bon
      10/11/15 9:46pm

      A friend’s hubs did this for her when she was preggo too, she called it “pube salon.” Still crax me up.

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    IHaveATheoryItCouldBeBunniesHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 9:41pm

    As nice as it would be under other circumstances to help his pregnant wife with the hair removal she can’t do, he said it’s “offensive” for her to not shave for a photo shoot?! I have literally never watched this show before so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. Also, Khloe (I think that’s who that is?) is just watching this go down? She doesn’t think this might be a moment for privacy?

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      RayBradbury's_ElephantMonasteryIHaveATheoryItCouldBeBunnies
      10/11/15 10:17pm

      Yeah, I know nothing of this show but that statement alone made me want to lop his head off.

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      doit2julia!IHaveATheoryItCouldBeBunnies
      10/11/15 10:17pm

      I’m amused that you think this family holds privacy in high esteem. Also, Scott once walked in on the aftermath of Kourtney waxing (and burning) Khloe’s vadge, so their boundaries are... interestingly drawn.

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    XofHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 9:09pm
    GIF
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      randilynisFINDILYNXof
      10/11/15 9:13pm

      Aren’t you glad you stayed?

      /s

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      XofrandilynisFINDILYN
      10/11/15 9:23pm

      I’m heading for Europa, possibly Titan. Will report upon arrival. There is no garuntee of success.

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    radicalradishHelen Holmes
    10/11/15 10:25pm

    all the male characters on this show get away with the image that they are hapless participants being overrun by the women in this family. all of them choose to be on it and all of them make money being there. they are all calculating, not just kris jenner and her daughters. each one who chooses to be on that show has negotiated contracts to be there, knows exactly what they are doing and what character they are going to play on the show. these are not candid cameras. these are plot lines created each season.

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      Snake PersonHelen Holmes
      10/11/15 9:05pm

      Holeeee shit, 10 years?

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        OverlySexualizedVelociraptorSnake Person
        10/11/15 10:08pm

        Nah. It's been 8 calendar years, but 10 seasons. They've done like half seasons and such.

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        Snake PersonOverlySexualizedVelociraptor
        10/11/15 11:09pm

        ahh, okay.

        BUT STILL WTF.

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      eugene levy's eyebrowsHelen Holmes
      10/11/15 9:28pm

      Also, one time he shaved Kourtney’s pussy for her, because she was too pregnant to be able to do it herself.

      Umm, Mr. Levy started that when I was KU’d with baby Levy and he’s kept it up since. It’s guaranteed sex for him.

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        coqui70Helen Holmes
        10/11/15 9:12pm

        Not saying he wasn’t a spoiled trust-funder, hanging-on alcoholic douchebag but that’s exactly what the K-girl Gang wanted. It helped with the drama and ratings scores. Feel bad for the kids growing up in this oversexed clown college (their screwed up little minds will put the children of at least once therapist through school). Heck I’m sure he had some self-esteem issues but damn he put up with a lot of crap for a looooong time.

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          foxGreyjoy and the salty cyniccoqui70
          10/11/15 9:29pm

          Ha.

          GIF
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          armadillo259025coqui70
          10/11/15 9:46pm

          What crap did he put up with? And why did he choose to put up with it?

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        ms_oohHelen Holmes
        10/11/15 9:22pm

        ScottisaDick has always given me American Psycho.

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