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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:02am

    i GENUINELY did not know you could get arrested for public intox in Austin

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      Olivia Pope's Wine Glassfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/10/15 11:13am

      I def have tried my hardest.

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      recidiviciousfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/10/15 12:14pm

      No kidding. I’ve even seen wake-up-the-next-morning-in-the-ER drunk before in this town but never seen anyone get arrested for it.

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    Kenny and the LlamasStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:10am

    I’m real happy for you Taylor and I’m gonna let you finish, because In-N-Out is the best burger of all time.

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      rusholmeruffianKenny and the Llamas
      10/10/15 11:34am

      Not even close. Habit Burger is 10 times better.

      Is In-N-Out the best drive-through burger? Possibly, but the Carl’s Jr. $6 Burgers have called even that into question.

      Also, In-N-Out has shitty fries.

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      Jurassic Porkerrusholmeruffian
      10/10/15 11:43am
      GIF
      GIF
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    BabyFireflyStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:13am

    He must’ve really been being an ass to get arrested by Austin PD, they are legit the most chill police around. Many-a-nights have I spent on 6th Street, and the only people ever getting arrested are completely fucked out of their minds-in a bad way.*

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      DimeboxBabyFirefly
      10/10/15 11:57am

      The only guy I ever saw arrested on 6th was a drunk who slugged a mounted officer’s horse. Dumb idea.

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      recidiviciousBabyFirefly
      10/10/15 12:16pm

      Shitfaced is the norm on dirty 6th, so you basically have to be violent also to get arrested there.

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    GELLA - LLAPStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 10:53am

    is Shia trying to be famous now?

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      Kenny and the LlamasGELLA - LLAP
      10/10/15 11:08am

      Wait- you’re grey again? What did you do?

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      GELLA - LLAPKenny and the Llamas
      10/10/15 11:10am

      well i might have trashed someone here, in a dirt bag a while back

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    KK4BamaStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:31am

    What does “hit the quan” even mean???

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      Cocopop!KK4Bama
      10/10/15 12:26pm

      Hit the Quan is the new dance that I assume my students will be doing soon. They are still pretty devoted the Whip and Nae Nae, but things change, like they stopped saying “Twenty-one!” all the time, and now they say “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!”

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      agenttrembleCocopop!
      10/10/15 12:39pm

      My mom made me watch a video of old ladies (“nanas”) doing the nene last night, so I’m pretty sure that means the nene is dead af.

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    courtStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 10:53am

    If being extremely drunk and high is performance art, then I have saturated the market. Hell, I’m engaged in performance art right now, watching season 7 of Frasier. Also, I'm a lousy fucking artist.

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      Mavycourt
      10/10/15 4:10pm

      Are we the same person?

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      goddessoftransitorycourt
      10/10/15 11:45pm

      You will never beat Kelsey Grammar in the DrunkAss Performance Art Sweepstakes.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:01am

    Gwyneth, didn’t anyone tell you not to Instagram drunk? It’s ruining your image.

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      Captain Raymond SexvibesAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      10/10/15 11:04am

      Yeah that was like... shockingly off-brand for her. Which actually kind of makes me like her more.

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      NetflixandNapCaptain Raymond Sexvibes
      10/10/15 11:38am

      That was the first time anything she said made me laugh instead of rolling my eyes and wishing I could shoot her the bird.

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    WhiskeyprayerStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:57am

    ANOTHER Steve Jobs biopic?

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      BlondeGoddessWhiskeyprayer
      10/10/15 12:15pm

      The ONLY ONE (the one with Kutcher doesn’t count because it/he is so appallingly bad).

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      WhiskeyprayerBlondeGoddess
      10/10/15 12:18pm

      What about the new one with Fastbender?

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    West Coast SecessionistStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:11am

    I actually like Taylor now, but I hate how obsessed with winning she sounds there. How many awards does she already have on the shelf? I hope that especially after winning one Grammy (no idea how many she has now but I know it’s not 0) I would be pretty chill about not always winning every single award afterward. Like, you’re not losing anything. You’re just not getting one extra goodie. People still love you. You just aren’t the only musician people love. And her career gets zero benefit at this point from further Grammys. She's already on top!

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      LOTRme: The Slipper HeroWest Coast Secessionist
      10/10/15 11:50am

      I mean, she was up for an award and lost. Is she not allowed to be upset? Burger and few tears sounds like a pretty tame way to get over it.

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      turtlepearWest Coast Secessionist
      10/10/15 11:57am

      Idk, I don’t even like her but this seems like a natural reaction to me. If she cried for weeks it would be nuts but one evening crying into your burger is just human.

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    Go Away ArkenStassa Edwards
    10/10/15 11:19am

    Why is arken here even?

    Is anyone else sick of seeing him talk about his stupid dick all the time? Or his commenting on EVERY. SINGLE. POST? Or responding to every single comment to drive his stupid threads to the top of the page? Or jumping into everyone’s conversations with his useless opinions?

    Can we just ignore him if he won’t go away? PLEASE?

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      Jurassic PorkerGo Away Arken
      10/10/15 11:47am
      GIF

      You would think Arken’s dick pissed in your cornflakes or something

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      DuhhhhhhGo Away Arken
      10/10/15 12:18pm

      Why in the hell are you not gray and I have been gray for almost a damn year now?

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