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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:40pm

    @Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your illuminating cuffs of friendship you might have avoid the devastating impact”

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      jinnirandilynisFINDILYN
      10/07/15 7:45pm

      you and i are on the same wavelength!

      is this why i don’t have a date lined up for the weekend?

      all i can think is: horrible, disfiguring collision

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      deerlady83randilynisFINDILYN
      10/07/15 7:47pm
      GIF
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    Bears for PresidentKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:34pm

    Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

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      MabelSaysBears for President
      10/07/15 7:38pm
      GIF
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      MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Bears for President
      10/07/15 7:42pm
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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:36pm

    Give me cheese or give me death Kevin.

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      deerlady83Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      10/07/15 7:39pm
      GIF
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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mamadeerlady83
      10/07/15 7:41pm

      LOL.

      That’s not cheese though.

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:36pm

    Yoko twit reads pretty much as: 2 trains going toward each other from point A and point B, with speed of......

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      deerlady83GELLA - LLAP
      10/07/15 7:40pm
      GIF
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      GELLA - LLAPdeerlady83
      10/07/15 7:42pm

      you can read most of her Twits as math problems, seriously

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    Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:40pm

    I hate when people post pictures where they’re meant to look bad but you know they are posting it because they think they look good.

    BETHENNY

    Nobody cares what you looked like in your fuzzy picture this morning.

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      randilynisFINDILYNLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
      10/07/15 7:44pm

      Cosigned

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      SadfacerealsadfacedrandilynisFINDILYN
      10/07/15 11:05pm

      Motion carried.

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    spotofluffKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:34pm

    Yoko that sounds scary as hell. Did you not have enough characters to mention the wielding psycho who chased us into a wheat field and is coming for our blood?

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      ParkerPosaholicspotofluff
      10/07/15 7:39pm

      Silly, that’s CORN. Children of the wheat are friendly and knifeless.

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      mocenaParkerPosaholic
      10/07/15 8:16pm

      I think you should be the pope next for that comment.

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    crankylittlephotonKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:39pm

    Why am I not surprised that Zach Braff refers to himself as “Daddy”?

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      Pontypool's #1 DJcrankylittlephoton
      10/08/15 8:40am

      I’m more upset that I bought the same headphones! The SHAME!!!!!

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      crankylittlephotonPontypool's #1 DJ
      10/08/15 9:09am

      Don’t despair. It looks like he’s in first class, so he probably got them in his goody bag. It’s NOT YOUR FAULT.

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    Jurassic PorkerKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:38pm

    I was so excited about the Kylie Jenner tweet. I was like “someone in that family is finally going to admit that they said or did something wrong!”

    Nope.

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      ParkerPosaholicJurassic Porker
      10/07/15 7:45pm

      Sucker.

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      anythingsweetieJurassic Porker
      10/07/15 7:51pm

      Kendall.

      *sigh*.

      It was Kendall.

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:40pm

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      ChalupaBatwomanfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/07/15 7:45pm

      whatttttt is this?

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      Kim Jong's Angstfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      10/07/15 7:51pm

      3When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword.

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    CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxKara Brown
    10/07/15 7:59pm

    Does anybody have a good “Really?” gif?

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      spreebreeCarrieA6hatesportmanteaux
      10/07/15 8:39pm
      GIF
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