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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:13pm

    would U:

    blake shelton

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      10/07/15 3:21pm

      Would not.

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      PhyllisNeflerandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      10/07/15 3:22pm

      yes.

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    MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto JesusBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:39pm

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SISTER WIVES MADNESS?!

    I've re read the story 4 times and I am still so confused. What is happening? Am I having a stroke? Do I need to buy the tabloid it's in? Why is there so much catfishing happening right now?

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      KK4BamaMotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto Jesus
      10/07/15 3:46pm

      I hate myself for watching this show. Kody (sp?) makes me want to vomit.

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerMotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto Jesus
      10/07/15 3:50pm

      THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING WITH A LOT OF BACK STORY!! we can discuss it but first do you know about the kody/meri divorce or do i need to tell you about that first?

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    PhyllisNeflerBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:23pm

    why judy greer why

    these lactaid promo shoots are my most favorite/saddest photo ops.

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      Snacky_OnassisPhyllisNefler
      10/07/15 3:33pm

      Say goodbye to discomfort from dairy!

      GIF
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      dalilaPhyllisNefler
      10/07/15 3:47pm

      True, but Lactaid is AWESOME.

      I finally tried it a month or so ago after spending my whole life drinking milk and feeling like shit. It is the best.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:15pm

    We’ve had a couple weeks in a row of accurate Double Creatures. I can’t tell if I want it to continue, or if I want to be able to make fun of how terrible it is again.

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      bwrites enjoyed the time we shared togetherAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      10/07/15 3:18pm

      I find myself way more excited when it’s on fleek or whatever. #teamaccurate

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      dalilaAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      10/07/15 3:19pm

      I am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this one.

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:18pm

    which one is rita ora

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      Mimiladyandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      10/07/15 3:24pm

      I thought Travis was on the right there but turns out he's not even in that pic!

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      Snacky_OnassisMimilady
      10/07/15 3:30pm

      They are all Rita Ora. She’s at Madame Tussauds.

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:32pm

    Jessica Simpson threatened to fire her parents if they keep bringing up rehab.

    Can’t wait for the country version of Amy Winehouse’ Rehab so I can pour acid in my ears.

    Gwen Stefani and Demi Moore because celebrity friendships are literally just famous people drawing other famous people out of a hat and saying, “Sure. Fine. Whatever. She’ll do.”

    As opposed to Taylor Swift’s more organic recruitment/audition process.

    “Calling BBF-Maybe #5897! Meek Mills you can be part of my World Tour too!”

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      MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto JesusNo-Mi Skye
      10/07/15 3:44pm

      I will never forget when some country asshole covered “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” by Death Can for Cutie. I nearly had an aneurysm. If Jessica Simpson covers “Rehab” I will probably drop dead.

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      No-Mi SkyeMotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto Jesus
      10/07/15 3:49pm

      I will never forget when some country asshole covered “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” by Death Can for Cutie. I nearly had an aneurysm.

      Oh no. That can’t be true. I love Death Cab and that is one of my favs from them. Noooo! WTF man!

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    MimiladyBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:22pm

    Never waste time on a Mama's boy!

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      NewPhoneWhoDis(SantaClausa)Mimilady
      10/07/15 3:43pm

      Truth. I remember when I was in the car with my now ex-husband and his mom called him. After hanging up, I asked what she wanted. She called because she was vacuuming and broke down crying because she wasn’t his number 1 priority anymore. I should have run away after hearing that.

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      Pontypool's #1 DJMimilady
      10/07/15 3:49pm

      Counterpoint: If a guy is a jerk to his mom, how do you think he’s going to treat you?

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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:28pm

    I went through Holly Madison, Gwen Stefani, and “someone I don’t recognize” before I got to reading Rita Ora’s name.

    WHO IS SHE

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      sklayKen Yadiggit, Adios
      10/07/15 5:30pm

      I was all, “Oh, there’s Gwen Stefani at a haunted house.” and even after reading Rita Ora’s name I still kinda think that’s Gwen Stefani.

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      ElTejónsklay
      10/07/15 8:40pm

      Same! I was sure it was Gwen Stefani. But then I thought maybe Rihanna. Rita Ora is a cipher.

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    circlegirlBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:49pm

    “Jackie Overton! This Jackie woman made up two people named Sam and Lindsey!”

    I’m kind of embarrassed that I know this, but Sam and Lindsey were a married couple on “one life to live.”

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      jordanbakercirclegirl
      10/07/15 4:19pm

      I love you for knowing that. I still miss that show.

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      circlegirljordanbaker
      10/07/15 5:17pm

      Me too. I tried to watch the hulu version, but it just wasn’t the same. I watch GH when I’m home for lunch. McBaine is gone, Star if gone and Tod is now the character that James Franco started. The writing is okay though.

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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneBobby Finger
    10/07/15 3:17pm

    Julia Roberts “saved” Emma Roberts and Evan Peters’s engagement

    julia, you know i love you

    but

    FUCK YOU

    *rewatches Murder House*

    *sobs*

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      LucyPevensieandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      10/07/15 4:04pm

      Do you love her, though? She’s always struck me as kind of an awful human.

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneLucyPevensie
      10/07/15 4:05pm

      yup

      yup i do

      but then again i dont have to interact with her irl

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