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    HoldenCashSam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:17pm

    the film’s well-paid writer, Aaron Sorkin

    now I understand that feeling I had about this movie when I watched the trailer...

    i wonder if the other Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher will end up being better? the Woz seems better in that one

    Social Network had some awful parts but the actors, director, and score made up for it...Sorkin had something to do with that, right?

    also: I saw Jeff Daniels up there...Jeff Daniels should only be allowed to play villians and mentally ill characters from now on

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      Sean BrodyHoldenCash
      10/06/15 12:21pm

      Jeff Daniels should only be allowed to play villians and mentally ill characters from now on

      He’s the fillet of every genre he’s in.

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      zoe_koala (on_a_tricycle)HoldenCash
      10/06/15 12:22pm

      I don’t know, but I feel like it will be difficult for a movie with Michael Fassbender as the lead actor to be worst that a movie with Ashton Kutcher as the lead actor.

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    Sean BrodySam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:10pm

    Shame just makes you feel bad to have normal sized male genitalia

    Fassbender is perfect to play the role of this colossal dick. Jobs.

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      The Noble RenardSean Brody
      10/06/15 12:24pm

      Yeah, he’s a massive dick in multiple ways.

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      burnerburneredburnerestThe Noble Renard
      10/06/15 1:38pm

      Wait, what?

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Sam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:11pm

    He looks like a stewed tomato with hair.

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      That Is Not IronicTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      10/06/15 12:15pm

      He looks like someone who just got back from a vacation that cost more than you make in a year.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)That Is Not Ironic
      10/06/15 12:18pm

      I know, right? Fuck poor people.

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    MizJenkinsSam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:34pm

    I’ve reached the point where I know longer want to see Michael Fassbender in anything but my filthiest dreams for fear it will spoil the effect.

    And oh, it is quite effective...

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsMizJenkins
      10/06/15 12:38pm

      That’s a beautiful human being.

      Sincerely,

      A Straight Guy

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      FlapMouthedGingerMizJenkins
      10/06/15 12:43pm
      GIF
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    mrblergSam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:10pm

    I didn’t realize Fassbender was in Band of Brothers. He’s a good actor, I like him and most of the stuff I’ve seen him in.

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsmrblerg
      10/06/15 12:21pm

      Band of Brothers also has James McAvoy and Tom Hardy in relatively minor roles.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlReburnsABurningReturns
      10/06/15 12:24pm

      I believe Jimmy Fallon also makes an appearance. And Simon Pegg is in there as well.

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    A House In VirginiaSam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:24pm

    I recall hearing that douchebro Ashton Kutcher was supposed to play Jobs.

    ...the LifetimeTV version of this?

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      BIVYgA House In Virginia
      10/06/15 12:51pm
      GIF
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      A House In VirginiaBIVYg
      10/06/15 12:56pm

      you think this BOTHERS me??? lol I wear this proudly!

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    gramercypoliceSam Biddle
    10/06/15 1:39pm

    Given that the role should’ve gone to Tom Hardy, it’s okay that Sorkin didn’t know much about Fassbender. Fassbender’s a very good actor, and may be really good at this portrayal of Steve Jobs. But, no matter how good he is, Tom Hardy would’ve been better and would've inhabited the character completely.

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      voiceofsanitygramercypolice
      10/06/15 7:50pm

      Is this a joke or...?

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      gramercypolicevoiceofsanity
      10/06/15 7:56pm

      Wrong reply, sorry. No, not a joke. Unless by ‘joke’ you mean incontrovertible fact.

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    Janosik2MinutesForHookingSam Biddle
    10/06/15 12:10pm

    Goddamn, Aaron Sorkin is absolutely insufferable. Why do people like his talentless hacky dramas again?

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsJanosik2MinutesForHooking
      10/06/15 12:23pm

      Because his films and movies are good at creating a world that indulges how their target audience views the world.

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      nowihaveamachinegunReburnsABurningReturns
      10/06/15 12:34pm

      “Remember when America was great? When men were bourbon-swilling New Dealers and women knew to shut up and stop mucking everything up with their ovaries?”

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    filmgirlSam Biddle
    10/06/15 2:05pm

    I find it pathetic that Sorkin did not know who Michael Fassbender was as early as November of last year. As a writer of television and film he should know better and to be in a bubble that only hires the same people for your projects is limiting. I wonder how awkward their first meeting was.

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      chickaboomSam Biddle
      10/06/15 1:32pm

      Remember when we had never heard of a Steve Jobs movie...

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