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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeJay Hathaway
    10/01/15 11:58am

    This woman is the most annoying person on earth.

    The attempt at conducting a rational conversation with a bear, coupled with her shrill tone, is getting me very stabby.

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      KICHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      10/01/15 12:06pm

      but oh my funny. She was truly upset and STILL didn’t really swear.

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      UncleCCClaudiusHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      10/01/15 12:07pm

      I swear she’s in front of me every time I go to the store trying to reason with a cranky toddler.

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    PeteRRJay Hathaway
    10/01/15 11:59am

    Bear: “Doc, my ears have been ringing since the end of September.”

    Bear Internist: “Have you been engaging in any sports or activities that may have caused this?”

    Bear: “Well, I did take up kayaking for a bit, but the instructor took issue with my technique, so I quit.”

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      opiumsmabytchPeteRR
      10/01/15 12:25pm

      +1

      Nicely done

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    Jujymonkey3Jay Hathaway
    10/01/15 12:01pm

    Bears.

    Beets.

    Battlestar Galactica.

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      MegSwanJujymonkey3
      10/01/15 12:04pm

      If I’m the only person who gets this reference, I still think the comment was time well spent.

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      LéonJujymonkey3
      10/01/15 12:30pm

      I say this to people constantly. On a completely unrelated note, people are constantly giving me weird looks.

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    DotanukiJay Hathaway
    10/01/15 11:57am

    Team Bear

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      opiumsmabytchJay Hathaway
      10/01/15 12:13pm

      Lady: “WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?!?!?”

      Bear: “Because all I wanted to do was say Good Morning Neighbour and you screamed and sprayed that nasty shit at me so there. You’re a bad neighbour. KBYE”

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        Angelopiumsmabytch
        10/01/15 1:27pm

        Lady: WHY AM I FILMING THIS?!?!?!?!

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsJay Hathaway
      10/01/15 12:00pm

      That bear is very sorry he got into a relationship with that woman! Run away, bear! RUN VERY FAR AWAY! THE WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        Emerald D.V.The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
        10/01/15 3:29pm

        The sequel to this?

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        The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsEmerald D.V.
        10/01/15 4:00pm

        this episode we witnessed must just be a rough patch! They seem into one another if that book is to be believed!

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      $kaycogJay Hathaway
      10/01/15 11:58am

      If she yelled at me like that, I’d eat her kayak too.

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        mjg54$kaycog
        10/01/15 12:06pm

        I completely just pictured a man hovering over a kayak stuffing pieces of it in his mouth and grunting while his wife yells at him. That was a good laugh.

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        the actual bajmahalmjg54
        10/01/15 12:43pm

        Now I’m picturing your scenario as drawn by James Thurber.

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      The Alvin Greene DreamJay Hathaway
      10/01/15 12:07pm
      GIF
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        Misteaks were madeJay Hathaway
        10/01/15 12:00pm

        Sorry Mrs. Palin. YOu’ll have to shoot your fish from a helicopter from now on.

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          TexasDevinJay Hathaway
          10/01/15 11:58am

          I feel like such a dick for laughing at this. “It’s not even food! It doesn’t even taste good!”

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