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    Erin Gloria RyanKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:28pm
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      *Malice in Blunderland*Erin Gloria Ryan
      9/30/15 1:45pm

      I just watched this movie last night (I was with a friend. It was her idea! I swear!) and I can’t believe she choose Pretentious Manipulative Neckbeard (that was his name, right?) over Harrison Ford? What fuckery is that?

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      breathsayspepperoni*Malice in Blunderland*
      9/30/15 1:51pm

      Uh, guess there's no point in watching that now.

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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:10pm

    ...so it’s probably too late for me to start my lifestyle website, you’re telling me.

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      imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrowfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      9/30/15 1:15pm

      No way dude, there is absolutely a market for your lifestyle.

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      Andrew Daisukefighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      9/30/15 1:16pm

      Chili & Beer themed decorations?

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    HaHaYouFoolKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:11pm

    “You’re all fired, but here, play this Taylor Swift song, and you’ll totally feel better!”

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      HerRoyalRednessHaHaYouFool
      9/30/15 1:26pm

      Ugh, being forced to listen to Swifty?

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      HaHaYouFoolHerRoyalRedness
      9/30/15 1:42pm

      On a loop, no less!

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    KatMarloweKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:10pm

    Thank God there's Goop. Otherwise, I don't know how I would go on.

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      randilynisFINDILYNKatMarlowe
      9/30/15 1:16pm

      Stuff like this makes GOOP feel superior. *sads*

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      XofrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/30/15 1:29pm

      Is that what goop feels like? I assumed it would be more like jello.

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    AnonymousCivilPersonKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:10pm

    bohemian

    They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

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      XofAnonymousCivilPerson
      9/30/15 1:27pm

      They misspelled bourgeoisie.

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      pdxwhyAnonymousCivilPerson
      9/30/15 1:47pm

      There is this thing, from the 70s, called Rich Boho. Actually to think of it, the hack writer David Brooks did a damn good survey of the phenomena, Bobos in Paradise:

      http://www.amazon.com/Bobos-In-Parad...

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    badmuthaKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:13pm

    That’s funny. I was just yesterday thinking “I wonder if those other celebrity web sites have tanked yet.” I am sure Witherspoon will quietly close hers as well.

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      oldenough2byourmamabadmutha
      9/30/15 1:19pm

      You doubt there’s a market for 4/$85 cocktail napkins?

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      badmuthaoldenough2byourmama
      9/30/15 1:20pm

      I’m just a cheapskate. Surely someone wants “Southern pencils” too.

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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:13pm

    Well Blake, Anthropologie already exists so your website was just redundant. Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting into selling organic cake and brownie batter. Maybe you can find a similar niche.

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      Morifarty's ringtoneimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      9/30/15 1:47pm

      I REALLY LOVE ANTHROPOLOGIE OKAY

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      meowshittybrowncowimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      9/30/15 1:59pm

      WHICH IS LITERALLY JUST SUGAR AND FLOUR THAT YOU CAN BUY ANYWHERE

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    mazzieDKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:16pm

    this bag though...let’s I just say I’m hoping it shows up on Deep Cuts.

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      thetallblonde loves twinjamazzieD
      9/30/15 1:26pm

      DYING for it. i’ve bought a few items off preserve (lower price tag items, of course) and am actually kinda sad for this?

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      3boysmommazzieD
      9/30/15 2:00pm

      It is beautiful. It is also $860. I almost fell over. I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be cheap, but I wasn't expecting it to be a mortgage payment either.

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    MeggannaKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:28pm

    In case anyone missed it, here’s Stephen Colbert’s take on lifestyle sites

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      CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxMegganna
      9/30/15 2:14pm

      “my living woods.”

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      AltairaMorbius2200ADMegganna
      9/30/15 6:56pm

      OK, this makes me want to watch his show.

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    Morifarty's ringtoneKelly Faircloth
    9/30/15 1:46pm

    “I’m going to take this hit, and the only way I can prove all the negative reactions wrong is to come back with a plan that will rock people,” she said. In the meantime: “I’ve asked my assistant to just play ‘Shake It Off’ on a loop—it feels really good to listen to it on a loop!”

    And with that, peak white girl was met, and we all collapsed into ourselves like a dying pumpkin spice star.

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