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    fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:07pm

    Is it admirable or questionable for Kate Hudson to bring 23-year-old Nick Jonas on a date at a theme park for children? Answer is TBD, but the move is definitely bold.

    the other question i have is does Nick Jonas, as a member of the Disney family, get free tickets to Disney World?

    Anyway, Kate really has a thing for dudes from shitty bands.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      9/28/15 8:10pm
      GIF

      NEVER FORGET.

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      Jan74fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
      9/28/15 8:11pm

      It is going progressively worse, though. I mean, Black Crowes to Muse to Jonas Brothers. If she keeps this up, she will have to date Diplo next.

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    Feminist KittenjoyMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:03pm

    “He kind of freaked out and didn’t even say anything. And then Kylie Jenner pulled the finger at me and then security took them both out.”

    “Pulled the finger at me?” Does this mean that she farted? I thought everyone knew not to pull that finger.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaFeminist Kittenjoy
      9/28/15 8:05pm

      I now have the perfect image of Kylie Jenner farting while Justin Bieber gets slapped.

      Thank you.

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      GELLA - LLAPCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      9/28/15 8:07pm

      farting in his face

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    PumpkinPancakeMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:06pm

    Maybe she was babysitting him because I'm pretty sure he's like 11 years old, right? Oh god I'm old.

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      Masshole JamesPumpkinPancake
      9/28/15 8:23pm

      No, he’s a man.

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      NeverMindEdithMasshole James
      9/28/15 8:37pm

      What... is that jar his junk keeps bumping into in that last gif? A sexy bed jar of spare change? I’m mesmerized.

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    albatross_YMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:10pm

    Who the hell goes to Disneyworld to set the mood with their hookup?

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      NeverMindEdithalbatross_Y
      9/28/15 8:17pm

      Awwww yeeeaaah, all that sexy Florida air and sexy Florida smells. What’s that sexy sound? Yelling tourists? Oh boner, contain yourself.

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      GRAY-pefruitSmilealbatross_Y
      9/28/15 8:32pm

      What I was thinking. Instant ladybonerkiller.

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    anythingsweetieMadeleine Davies
    9/29/15 6:07am

    “Did Kaley Cuoco’s marriage breakup because because she and her husband moved into the CURSED mansion ofKhloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom?”

    Probably.

    My Mum moved into her house about 6 years ago. It’s old, fabulous, semi detached. Since she’s been there, shes had 5 sets of neighbours.

    The first set did a moonlight flit and the house was repossessed.

    The second were a couple. Gorgeous, lovely people. Within 18 months the guy got cancer and died. His partner moved to New Zealand. :(

    The third set (young family) went bankrupt and lost everything. :(

    The fourth was a young, beautiful, friendly, pregnant woman. Drove a Bentley. Mum realised pretty quickly that she was a sex worker. Gorgeous baby was born. Father is violent, police are involved. Wierd comings and goings. Signs of drug use in the house. Then 6 months ago my mum came home and witnessed the police picking over the house, because it turns out that every thing in it was stolen. Baby was taken into care. :(

    Talking to local people, Mum has really picked up on the fact that it is well known as a ‘sad’ house, and that this reputation definitely predates even what she knows about it.

    So then she calls last week and says “I have new neighbours and they are LOVELY! Theyre joining book club! But Oh God. Do I say something? Do I anonymously leave some sage sticks on their doorstep? WHAT DO I DO?” :(

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      PumpkinSpiesanythingsweetie
      9/29/15 8:36am

      At this point, I’d think the real estate agents would be obligated to disclose :(

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      BuntyPeachanythingsweetie
      9/29/15 8:52am

      This post needs its own blog thread. Now.

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    HellaLugosiMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:09pm

    A couple weeks ago after seeing Gigi Hadid walk in Tommy Hilfiger’s show, I freaked out because HER THIGHS TOUCH! She’s got such a beautiful body, I can’t understand how people couldn’t be excited about seeing a model with a “normal” body walk the runway. (“Normal” because she’s still skinnier than most American women.)

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      ThereIsNoFluffyHellaLugosi
      9/28/15 8:20pm

      She’s such a bombshell and reminds me of the days of Cindy Crawford and the Glamazons. The fact that she has to take to social media to defend herself is...well...it’s ridiculous that ANY woman has to do that, but jesus...how freaking absurd.

      Our culture is broken is so many damn ways.

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      mollymlf05HellaLugosi
      9/28/15 9:03pm

      I just googled her and was confused because I thought she was Portia di Rossi.

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    thetallblonde loves twinjaMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:05pm

    are we as upset about the age gap between kate and whichever jonas bro as we are about kylie and tyga?

    ETA: /sarcasm but yes it is still creepy

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      CEFADlovahthetallblonde loves twinja
      9/28/15 8:09pm

      No b/c Nick Jonas is firmly in “Adult” territory. He has already been able to vote and is legally allowed to drink alcohol.

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      Rabbity9thetallblonde loves twinja
      9/28/15 8:10pm

      Nick Jonas is an adult.

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    DonnieReynoldsMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:10pm

    I would bang that Jonas kid like a kettle drum but take him out to brunch- no thank you

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      CatAssDonnieReynolds
      9/28/15 10:28pm
      GIF
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      siryouleanblueCatAss
      9/29/15 12:05am

      DO ME, Chris Pratt.

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    randilynisFINDILYNMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 11:39pm

    Armchair physician. Kim Zolciak has Coronary Artery Disease. The last article I read said that she had a procedure for a previously undetected heart problem. I’m guessing she has a smoking related/genetic vascular problem. Or maybe I’m projecting? (real doctor chime in?)

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      reflectioneternalrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/29/15 1:20am

      Maybe an arrhythmia (abnormal beats of the heart) clot builds up due to change in flow dynamics then get pumped out into arterial system. Also could be a PFO (Patent foreamen ovale) causing a paradoxical embolus. If you have a PFO that means clots that form in the veins (DVT’s usually from the legs) that break off and would normally get trapped in the lungs (PE: pulmonary embolus) can now go through the hole into the right heart and get sent anywhere. Or sometimes there can be underlying abnormalities of the vessels (FMD in her age group) leading to the brain causing clot to form there and break off. Basically a whole lot of things. I’m going with arryhthmia.

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      randilynisFINDILYNreflectioneternal
      9/29/15 10:21am

      What would you guess the “procedure” was? (angioplasty/stent would have about a two week recovery?) NB: I don’t even play a doctor on tv.

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    No-Mi SkyeMadeleine Davies
    9/28/15 8:36pm

    Did Kaley Cuoco’s marriage breakup because because she and her husband moved into the CURSED mansion of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom?

    Maybe it broke up because they barely knew each other, or at least were a shiny new couple before they got married.

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      cvrodNo-Mi Skye
      9/29/15 11:39am

      Oddly enough both couples married after dating for an insanely short time...that could be the curse. But to keep love alive and prevent people from feeling like morons, let’s say it’s the house.

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      No-Mi Skyecvrod
      9/29/15 12:44pm

      This is how killer houses come into being. Getting blamed for the owner’s failings.

      The next couple who moves in will be found dead of mysterious causes. And the house will have its first real victim.

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