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    beatrixkiddoBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:42am

    I gotcher super blood moon right here (points at mentstrual cup).

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      Sqarrbeatrixkiddo
      9/25/15 11:46am

      Oh, thanks, I haven’t had a Bloody Mary in a whi—... THIS ISN’T A BLOODY MARY

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      courtSqarr
      9/25/15 11:51am

      Aggggghhhh!!!!

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    randilynisFINDILYNBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:40am

    And the Pope is out of the Vatican...

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/25/15 11:42am

      coincidence?

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      randilynisFINDILYNGELLA - LLAP
      9/25/15 11:43am

      Not to mention Kim has been dethroned and it’s entirely possible that Kylie could be the “Beast”

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    Dancin Ted DansonBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:33am

    Caught a Neil deGrasse Tyson show last night, around 10 minutes of which was devoted to explaining how exciting and special news this isn’t. The moon will be appx .004 times bigger to the naked eye. Also, not all that red, apparently.

    Suckers!

    P.s. Everybody go see Dr Tyson speak as soon as is humanly possible.

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundDancin Ted Danson
      9/25/15 12:15pm

      Consider it done. I will invite him to my birthday party in November. Do you think he’ll come?

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      Dancin Ted DansonThe Otters Knew Alex Was Still Around
      9/25/15 12:50pm

      Open bar?

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    My dear, sweet brother Numsie!Bridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:43am

    Don’t worry guise! As some of you may or may not know- *THIS* IS WHAT I’VE BEEN “PREPARING” FOR, MAYBE.

    I got this. You can all huddle in my bunker and I’ll lead you to salvation... Or to Swiss Chalet for a Quarter Chicken Dinner (extra sauce, even!) if it turns out to be a false super blood moon alarm.

    Ladies in white gauzy dresses please. And men, you must be covered from neck to ankles at all times, and bring lots of butter and seasonings. Like, enough to baste an adult male.

    Blessed be. The End is fucking nigh y’all!

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      NeverMindEdithMy dear, sweet brother Numsie!
      9/25/15 12:04pm

      What are entrance requirements for the bunker? I’m assuming space is limited. I am happy to provide a demonstration of skills and/or an enthusiastic dance of your choosing.

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      VonQuesoMy dear, sweet brother Numsie!
      9/25/15 12:13pm

      *raises hand*

      Do you shun those that bring ranch dressing for their chicken? IE, midwesterners?

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    courtBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:41am

    I thought this was because of all the menstrating and stuff and the womenfolks?

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      beatrixkiddocourt
      9/25/15 11:47am

      Lemme tell ya, when all the women in my family are synced up and on their blood moons at the same time, it feels like the damn apocalypse in MY house! (dads who consider themselves comedians, feel free to use this)

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      GELLA - LLAPcourt
      9/25/15 11:48am

      yes we bleed our own blood

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    she-raBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:47am

    Sukkot? The Jwish let’s-sleep-in-a-fort holiday? That’s sort of lame for an apocalypse, don’t you think?

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      randilynisFINDILYNshe-ra
      9/25/15 12:01pm

      It’s not the sleeping so much as the LIVE SACRIFICES (korban).

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      she-rarandilynisFINDILYN
      9/26/15 11:49pm

      Okay but consider also: the shaking a fucking lemon at the sky holiday

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    SipowitzBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:35am
    GIF

    Frankly, it’s about damn time. Give the next round of evolution a shot to not fuck up as badly as we don’ goofed.

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      The Otters Knew Alex Was Still AroundSipowitz
      9/25/15 12:14pm

      This gif is everything.

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    GELLA - LLAPBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:36am

    are you saying moon will be menstruating and all hell will break loose?

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      FeralFrigidSlutGELLA - LLAP
      9/25/15 11:46am

      Blood will be coming out of its whatever.

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      MeMeMeMineMineMineNowNowNowFeralFrigidSlut
      9/25/15 12:34pm

      I cackled. Well done.

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    BabyJaneBridey Heing
    9/25/15 12:15pm

    Well I guess I won’t be making this month’s mortgage payment, what with the end of the world and all.

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      agenttrembleBabyJane
      9/25/15 12:56pm

      Use that money to buy a nice sweatsuit and the finest assortment of wine, donuts, pizza and gelato you can find!

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      BabyJaneagenttremble
      9/25/15 1:41pm

      That is exactly my plan.

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    wafflesfriendsworkBridey Heing
    9/25/15 11:39am

    according to my app my super blood moon should be here a couple days later so I’m not sure about this accuracy

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