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    FrolickingGiantBobby Finger
    9/24/15 6:24pm

    I’m so done with people.

    Go do your cocaine in the bathroom like a normal person. Have some self respect.

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      Paris Hilton Has A GEDFrolickingGiant
      9/24/15 6:27pm

      I have a cross stitch sign in my bathroom that says “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.”

      My mom bought it for me for christmas and was all, “Wish we had this when you were in high school!”

      Pfff... For the record, I’m six years clean as of June 25th. (:

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      MarillenbaumFrolickingGiant
      9/24/15 6:28pm

      Or while having sex with two hookers in front of a mirror while expounding on the merits of Whitney Houston—because sometimes you just need to go a little Patrick Bateman. Not full Bateman, though. NEVER go full Bateman.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    9/24/15 6:30pm
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      MarillenbaumrandilynisFINDILYN
      9/24/15 6:35pm

      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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      randilynisFINDILYNMarillenbaum
      9/24/15 6:35pm
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    SchemeHatcheryBobby Finger
    9/24/15 11:06pm
    GIF
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      SchemeHatcherySchemeHatchery
      9/24/15 11:07pm
      GIF
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      SchemeHatcherySchemeHatchery
      9/24/15 11:08pm
      GIF
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    mollymlf05Bobby Finger
    9/24/15 6:25pm

    How do you not immediately sneeze when snorting something up your nostril like that?

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      InternetDoctorMDmollymlf05
      9/24/15 6:28pm

      Practice

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      MoronicaBarsmollymlf05
      9/24/15 6:30pm

      Practice.

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    discodollyBobby Finger
    9/24/15 6:29pm

    Admittedly, I would do this before I did the ALS challenge...just not film myself probably.

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      Masshole Jamesdiscodolly
      9/24/15 6:42pm

      I’m glad you said it so I didn’t have to. I think it’s rude to say no when someone offers you free cocaine.

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      AriellostmykeyagainMasshole James
      9/24/15 7:49pm

      I know right? Freezing cold or an amazing high... and turning down coke, so rude, that shit is expensive!

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    foxGreyjoy and the salty cynicBobby Finger
    9/24/15 8:24pm

    Obligatory:

    GIF
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      My dear, sweet brother Numsie!Bobby Finger
      9/24/15 8:27pm

      A bump? What are these people? New?! Get the fuck right outta here with your your tacky little bumps.

      Give me a goddamned poodle leg!

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        PyramidHat [Wants Marsellus Wallace's Reel-to-Reel Tape Player]My dear, sweet brother Numsie!
        9/24/15 11:02pm

        Well, bumps are acceptable when you just need enough to get to work and can’t spend all day riding the rails, as it were...

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        meowshittybrowncowPyramidHat [Wants Marsellus Wallace's Reel-to-Reel Tape Player]
        11/13/15 12:39pm

        hehe this comment is everything. also applicable in middle of the dance floor when the bathroom line is too long.

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      BittyWitchRedouxBobby Finger
      9/24/15 7:35pm

      I am naturally wired & paranoid. The LAST thing I need is some white lines.

      Got barbiturates?

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        Masshole JamesBittyWitchRedoux
        9/25/15 12:00am
        GIF
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      Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
      9/24/15 8:46pm

      D.A.R.E didn’t prepare me for this! What do I do!!!

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        PyramidHat [Wants Marsellus Wallace's Reel-to-Reel Tape Player]Snacky_Onassis
        9/24/15 11:02pm

        Do coke with Nancy Reagan. It’s the only way to save you...

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      Melissa UltoBobby Finger
      9/24/15 6:45pm

      how anyone snorts something that was basically cooked in gasoline and other harsh chemicals is beyond me. “oh my septum melted off” DUUUUHHHHH.

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        goldwMelissa Ulto
        9/24/15 7:01pm

        And cut with cattle dewormer.

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        justonelastthingMelissa Ulto
        9/24/15 10:06pm

        If you are asking why someone would do coke, you have never done coke.

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